| Mar 9th, 2010 | MUSICIAN ACCUSED OF BEATING GIRLFRIEND WITH GUITAR |
| Mar 9th, 2010 | CHINESE GRANDMOTHER GROWS MYSTERY HORN ON FOREHEAD |
| Mar 9th, 2010 | RESEARCHERS CLAIM A TAX ON SODA AND PIZZA WILL CUT OBESITY |
| Mar 9th, 2010 | MAN PAYS CRACK DEALER WITH MONOPOLY MONEY |
| Mar 9th, 2010 | FARRAH FAWCETT OVERLOOKED IN OSCAR TRIBUTE |
| Mar 9th, 2010 | GRANNY BURIED ALIVE BY PROPERTY DEVELOPERS |
| Mar 9th, 2010 | SOCCER PLAYER DIES AFTER BEING SPEARED BY PIECE OF COURTS WOODEN FLOOR |
| Mar 9th, 2010 | GIRLFRIEND OF PRINCE WILLIAM HAD TO DIG THROUGH DOG SHIT AFTER PEARL EARRINGS WERE SWALLOWED |
| Mar 9th, 2010 | COP TAKES PICTURES OF WOMANS PUSSY AFTER ARREST |
| Mar 9th, 2010 | MAN CUT OFF WIFES HEAD WITH KITCHEN KNIFE BECAUSE SHE REFUSED TO HAVE A CHILD WITH HIM |
| Mar 8th, 2010 | ASS HOBOS |
| Mar 8th, 2010 | WOMAN STABS EX-HUSBAND AFTER LOOKING THROUGH HIS CELL PHONE RECORDS |
| Mar 8th, 2010 | HUMANS DRIVING EXTINCTION FASTER THAN SPECIES CAN EVOLVE |
| Mar 8th, 2010 | SANDRA BULLOCK TO DISPLAY OSCAR NEXT TO RAZZIE |
| Mar 8th, 2010 | 6.0 EARTHQUAKE HITS EASTERN TURKEY |
| Mar 8th, 2010 | CALIFORNIA TEENS SKELETAL REMAINS FOUND IN REMOTE AREA |
| Mar 8th, 2010 | MAN ARRESTED FOR THINKING OF A CHEESEBURGER |
| Mar 8th, 2010 | MAN KIDNAPS GIRLFRIEND, TAKES HER TO WALMART |
| Mar 8th, 2010 | OLDEST PERSON IN THE UNITED STATES DIES AT THE AGE OF 114 |
| Mar 8th, 2010 | GIRL NAUSEOUS FOR TWO YEARS DUE TO WRONG GLASSES |
| Mar 8th, 2010 | BABY MAMMOTH ON DISPLAY IN CHICAGO |
| Mar 8th, 2010 | MOVIEGOER STABBED IN THE NECK WITH MEAT THERMOMETER |
| Mar 8th, 2010 | DRUNK BITCH ASSAULTS DEPUTY BY SQUIRTING BREAST MILK IN HER FACE |
| Mar 8th, 2010 | WOMEN INJECTED WITH SAME MATERIAL CONTRACTORS USE TO CAULK BATHTUBS |
| Mar 8th, 2010 | WOMAN UPSET AT DISPOSAL FEE FOR DEAD CAT |
| Mar 8th, 2010 | SUMO WRESTLER RIPS CASH MACHINE OUT OF MOSCOW STORE |
| Mar 8th, 2010 | GRANNY CAMPS OUT 43 HOURS FOR GRANDSONS ICE CREAM |
| Mar 8th, 2010 | POLICE DOG DETECTS DRUGS IN DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER |
| Mar 8th, 2010 | CHICKENS RECAPTURED AFTER ATTEMPTING MASS ESCAPE |
| Mar 8th, 2010 | CAPTAIN OBVIOUS STRIKES AGAIN |
| Mar 8th, 2010 | FACE TUMOR |
| Mar 8th, 2010 | HAND SLICE |
| Mar 8th, 2010 | WOMAN TRIES TO SELL TWO GHOSTS ON INTERNET |
| Mar 8th, 2010 | REPORTS OF PREDATORY GATORS LURKING IN TEXAS |
| Mar 8th, 2010 | THE INNOCENCE OF CHILDHOOD |
| Mar 8th, 2010 | THE STRANGE BEAST OF WHITE LAKE ONTARIO |
| Mar 7th, 2010 | MAN LAUGHS OFF TASER JOLT WHILE BATTLING COPS |
| Mar 7th, 2010 | 8 TEENS SHOT AT INDIANA SKATING RINK |
| Mar 7th, 2010 | COCKTAIL WAITRESS CLAIMS OWNER WANTED TO SNORT COCAINE OFF HER BODY |
| Mar 7th, 2010 | TRUCK CONTAINING 30,000 POUNDS OF YOGURT ROLLS OVER ON FREEWAY |
| Mar 7th, 2010 | DRUG DEALER HAD DOORMAT SAYING COME BACK WITH A WARRANT, SO OFFICERS DID |
| Mar 7th, 2010 | GORILLAS GREAT ESCAPE WAS 1950S STUDENT PRANK |
| Mar 7th, 2010 | 11-YEAR-OLD BOY BUYS NINE WATERFRONT MANSIONS WORTH $44 MILLION |
| Mar 7th, 2010 | WOMAN SUES AFTER DOCTOR GIVES HER AN EXTRA SET OF BOOBS |
| Mar 7th, 2010 | RARE COPY OF THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDANCE ON SALE ON CRAIGSLIST |
| Mar 7th, 2010 | MAN DEMANDS WIFES HEAD BACK FROM MURDERER |
| Mar 7th, 2010 | THE FULL STORY OF HOW FACEBOOK WAS FOUNDED |
| Mar 7th, 2010 | DEAD MAN BOOBY-TRAPPED HIS HOME |
| Mar 7th, 2010 | WIFE BEATS HUSBAND TO DEATH WITH HAMMER WHILE HE SLEPT |
| Mar 7th, 2010 | MODEL WHO ESCAPED RAPIST 6 YEARS AGO, BURNS DOWN HOUSE KILLING BOYFRIEND AND HERSELF |
| Mar 7th, 2010 | PORNSTAR RENDERED USELESS AFTER ANAL TEAR INJURY |
| Mar 7th, 2010 | BROTHER AND SISTER CHARGED WITH INCEST |
| Mar 7th, 2010 | COULD THE MARTIAN MOON PHOBOS BE HOLLOW? |
| Mar 7th, 2010 | CLEAREST UFO EVER FILMED IN CHINA |
| Mar 7th, 2010 | OUR FACEBOOK FRIENDS ARE GOING TO THINK WE ARE SO FUCKING COOL |
| Mar 7th, 2010 | READY FOR PRIMETIME |
| Mar 6th, 2010 | PENTAGON SHOOTERS PARENTS WARNED COPS |
| Mar 6th, 2010 | STEELERS BEN ROETHLISBERGER ACCUSED OF SEXUAL ASSAULT |
| Mar 6th, 2010 | WHEN MINIATURE DACHSHUNDS ATTACK |
| Mar 6th, 2010 | PSYCHOLOGIST ACCUSED OF RAPE |
| Mar 6th, 2010 | MAN SUES AIRLINE FOR NOT LOOKING AT HIS SCROTUM |
| Mar 6th, 2010 | WOMAN CRASHES CAR WHILE SHAVING HER PUBIC HAIR |
| Mar 6th, 2010 | HOT BALLET TEACHER ABDUCTS ONE OF HER BOY PUPILS AND SCREWS HIM |
| Mar 6th, 2010 | DOG LOOKING FOR A PIECE OF ASS |
| Mar 6th, 2010 | 41-YEAR-OLD ENGLISH TEACHER SENDS NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF TO STUDENTS |
| Mar 6th, 2010 | CORRECTIONS OFFICER FIRED FOR GIVING CELL PHONE TO MURDERER |
| Mar 6th, 2010 | MAN BANNED FROM WALMART FOR NOT SHOWING HIS RECEIPT |
| Mar 6th, 2010 | MAN LOCKED HIMSELF IN A PUBLIC TOILET FOR 17 HOURS ON CHRISTMAS DAY |
| Mar 6th, 2010 | WOMAN CALLS POLICE AFTER HEARING STRANGE NOISE IN HER FLAT, TURNS OUT IT WAS HER VIBRATOR |
| Mar 6th, 2010 | WOMAN LOSES HER FINGERS TRYING TO FEED A BEAR AT THE ZOO |
| Mar 6th, 2010 | KINKY SEX DUNGEON RAIDED BY POLICE |
| Mar 6th, 2010 | WHY SEX ADDICTION IS TOTAL BULLSHIT |
| Mar 6th, 2010 | MYSTICAL STONE PUTS PLUMBER ON NEW PATH |
| Mar 6th, 2010 | ANIMATION OF GIANT ICEBERG COLLISION AS SEEN FROM SPACE |
| Mar 6th, 2010 | PAINLESS VACCINE NEEDLE INVENTED IN JAPAN |
| Mar 6th, 2010 | SOME PEOPLE WILL DO ANYTHING TO GET A HIGH SPEED CONNECTION |
| Mar 6th, 2010 | WHEN FACE MEETS ICE |
| Mar 6th, 2010 | MAN WITH 12 FINGERS |
| Mar 6th, 2010 | OFFICER SAYS GOD SHIELDED HIM FROM PENTAGON GUNMAN |
| Mar 6th, 2010 | WEATHERMAN REFERENCES HIS MANHOOD IN DESCRIBING SNOW FALL |
| Mar 5th, 2010 | CHINA LOOKS TO CONTROL THE WEATHER |
| Mar 5th, 2010 | ARCTIC METHANE LEAK MAY BE MUCH LARGER AND FASTER THAN THOUGHT |
| Mar 5th, 2010 | STOMACH BUGS COULD BE MAKING YOU FAT |
| Mar 5th, 2010 | 6 PEOPLE KILLED IN BUS CRASH SOUTH OF PHOENIX |
| Mar 5th, 2010 | JAYCEE DUGARD SHOWS HOME MOVIES TO DOCUMENT NORMAL LIFE AFTER 18-YEAR-HORROR |
| Mar 5th, 2010 | THE 15 HOTTEST ACTRESSES YOU WILL NEVER SEE NAKED ON FILM |
| Mar 5th, 2010 | CHICKEN WHO THINKS IT IS A DOG TAKES A LITTER OF PUPPIES UNDER ITS WING |
| Mar 5th, 2010 | GAY CATHOLIC EX-STRIPPER AWAITS BIRTH OF TWINS CARRIED BY HUSBANDS SISTER |
| Mar 5th, 2010 | COPS ACCUSED OF ROBBING PERFUME WAREHOUSE |
| Mar 5th, 2010 | PAWNED COMPUTER LEADS TO CHILD PORN ARREST |
| Mar 5th, 2010 | MAN DRIVING GO-KART TRIES TO ELUDE POLICE |
| Mar 5th, 2010 | MAN CHARGED WITH PERFORMING ILLEGAL CIRCUMCISIONS ON ADULT MALES |
| Mar 5th, 2010 | FLIGHT ATTENDANT FALLS FROM PLANE |
| Mar 5th, 2010 | MAN CLAIMS OWNERSHIP OF ENTIRE CITY |
| Mar 5th, 2010 | TEEN WHO SHOT DOG WITH A BOW AND ARROW ALLOWED TO ATTEND A HANK WILLIAMS JR. CONCERT |
| Mar 5th, 2010 | MEN BECOME MORE ACCIDENT PRONE IN FRONT OF BEAUTIFUL WOMEN |
| Mar 5th, 2010 | PICTURES OF A GOLDEN EAGLE ATTACKING A DEER |
| Mar 5th, 2010 | HUMAN-FLESH SEARCH ENGINES HAVE BECOME A CHINESE PHENOMENON |
| Mar 5th, 2010 | DETECTIVE GETS 130 LAP DANCES, MAKES NO ARRESTS |
| Mar 5th, 2010 | TEXT MESSAGES DELIVER NEWS OF TEENS DEATH |
| Mar 5th, 2010 | DOG TATTOOED ON TEENAGERS HEAD DURING BIZARRE ATTACK |
| Mar 5th, 2010 | MOM DEFENDS SON IN DRANO BOMB CASE |
| Mar 5th, 2010 | PRODUCERS OF CBS TV BROADCAST MANS DICK |
| Mar 5th, 2010 | MICKEY ROURKE CLAIMS HE SCREWED 14 WOMEN IN ONE NIGHT |
| Mar 5th, 2010 | WASHINGTON DC GRANTS FIRST SAME-SEX MARRIAGE LICENSES |
| Mar 5th, 2010 | DARPA BRINGS OUR COMIC BOOK FANTASIES TO LIFE |
| Mar 5th, 2010 | THE SEVEN THEORIES OF EVERYTHING |
| Mar 5th, 2010 | NEARSIGHTED DICKHEAD |
| Mar 5th, 2010 | THEY TRIED TO MAKE ME PUT ON MY SHIRT BUT I SAID NO, NO, NO |
| Mar 5th, 2010 | DAD DROPS HIS SHORTS WHILE ROCKIN TO THE OLDIES |
| Mar 5th, 2010 | HUMAN BOWLING PINS |
| Mar 5th, 2010 | MAN WITH PECKER SHRINKAGE TRYING TO BREAK THE ICE |
| Mar 5th, 2010 | FETUS IN A JAR |
| Mar 4th, 2010 | WOMANS HEAD GETS CUT OFF DURING FREAK LAWNMOWER ACCIDENT |
| Mar 4th, 2010 | ALICIA BUTT PISSES ON HERSELF AFTER BLOWING A .33 |
| Mar 4th, 2010 | 13 MOST VIOLENT THINGS THAT EVER HAPPENED AT A MCDONALDS |
| Mar 4th, 2010 | 63 DEAD IN INDIA TEMPLE STAMPEDE |
| Mar 4th, 2010 | CANADIAN WOMEN HAVE THEIR PANTIES IN A BUNCH OVER NATIONAL ANTHEM |
| Mar 4th, 2010 | OBAMA BLOW JOB |
| Mar 4th, 2010 | EX-WIFE TESTIFIES THAT HUSBAND IMPREGNATED THEIR DAUGHTERS |
| Mar 4th, 2010 | THREE MILE ISLAND LEAKING |
| Mar 4th, 2010 | FAA CONFIRMS SECOND KID IN JFK CONTROL TOWER |
| Mar 4th, 2010 | MORE MEN FILE WORKPLACE SEXUAL HARASSMENT CLAIMS |
| Mar 4th, 2010 | GUNS SEIZED FROM HOME OF TEENAGER WHO THREATENED TO KILL 29 CLASSMATES |
| Mar 4th, 2010 | CHINA OPENS DWARF THEME PARK |
| Mar 4th, 2010 | MAN THINKS ABOUT SUICIDE BUT CHOOSES MCDONALDS BREAKFAST INSTEAD |
| Mar 4th, 2010 | PARENTS TRADED SEX WITH THEIR DAUGHTER FOR A MINIVAN |
| Mar 4th, 2010 | YOU REALLY ARE AS OLD AS YOU FEEL |
| Mar 4th, 2010 | SKYDIVING WITH A KAYAK IS NEW DAREDEVIL CRAZE |
| Mar 4th, 2010 | WOMAN CHARGED WITH KILLING HUSBAND IS LOBBYIST |
| Mar 4th, 2010 | PORNSTARS ARE GETTING SCREWED BY THE INTERNET |
| Mar 4th, 2010 | THE FACES BEHIND THE FAMOUS HAND MODELS |
| Mar 4th, 2010 | HORNY WOMAN COP FIRED AFTER BEGGING COLLEAGUES FOR SEX |
| Mar 4th, 2010 | THE STRANGE WORLD OF DR. ANTHRAX |
| Mar 4th, 2010 | MAN FALLS DOWN ELEVATOR SHAFT TRYING TO SAVE DOG |
| Mar 4th, 2010 | ANTI-GAY LAWMAKER CAUGHT AT GAY CLUB BEFORE DUI ARREST |
| Mar 4th, 2010 | WOMAN HIDES THREE DEAD BABIES FROM HER BOYFRIEND |
| Mar 4th, 2010 | TOPPLESS SNOWLADY OF NEW JERSEY IS FORCED TO COVER UP AFTER COMPLAINTS |
| Mar 4th, 2010 | DEAD PIGS USED TO INVESTIGATE DEAD ZONES |
| Mar 4th, 2010 | COOK CHARGED FOR PUTTING BODY HAIR ON COPS SANDWICH |
| Mar 4th, 2010 | TEEN GETS HIS ASS SPRAY-PAINTED FOR GRAFFITI PUNISHMENT |
| Mar 4th, 2010 | MONKEY ELUDING POLICE CAN BE FOUND ON FACEBOOK |
| Mar 4th, 2010 | MAN HAS 3 POLICE INCIDENTS IN 3 HOURS |
| Mar 4th, 2010 | COUPLE CRASH PICKUP TRUCK WHILE SCREWING |
| Mar 4th, 2010 | COPS RESPOND TO 911 REPORT OF A NAKED WOMAN TIED TO A TREE |
| Mar 4th, 2010 | CHICKENS PECK FOX TO DEATH AFTER IT BREAKS INTO COOP |
| Mar 4th, 2010 | A MEASURE FOR THE MULTIVERSE |
| Mar 4th, 2010 | GRANNY MOWS DOWN PEDESTRIAN |
| Mar 4th, 2010 | BALL STRETCH |
| Mar 4th, 2010 | SPIDER WOMAN |
| Mar 4th, 2010 | CRANKED ON CRACK |
| Mar 4th, 2010 | HEAD MAGGOT VAYOR |
| Mar 3rd, 2010 | GOAT LEADS TEXAS POLICE ON 30-MINUTE CHASE |
| Mar 3rd, 2010 | BIKINI MODEL FIRE-BOMBS EX-BOYFRIENDS VAN |
| Mar 3rd, 2010 | SHOPLIFTER SENTENCED TO ALMOST 8 YEARS IN PRISON FOR STEALING $3.99 WORTH OF CHEESE |
| Mar 3rd, 2010 | MISSING CALIFORNIA GIRLS BODY FOUND, CONVICTED SEX OFFENDER CHARGED |
| Mar 3rd, 2010 | KANSAS TOWN CHANGES NAME TO GOOGLE |
| Mar 3rd, 2010 | NAOMI CAMPBELL BITCHSLAPS NEW YORK LIMO DRIVER |
| Mar 3rd, 2010 | POST OFFICE WANTS TO STOP SATURDAY DELIVERIES |
| Mar 3rd, 2010 | NASA REVEALS MESMERISING IMAGES OF EARTH |
| Mar 3rd, 2010 | DETACHABLE PENIS ART GOES MISSING |
| Mar 3rd, 2010 | COUPLES HAPPIEST AT 3-YEAR MARK |
| Mar 3rd, 2010 | FLIGHT ATTENDANTS ARRESTED IN PROSTITUTION RING |
| Mar 3rd, 2010 | DRUNK POLICE OFFICER CAUGHT ON FILM |
| Mar 3rd, 2010 | NURSE SHOT THREE TIMES BY PATIENT |
| Mar 3rd, 2010 | PILOT WITH FAKE LICENSE HAS FLOWN FOR MORE THAN A DECADE |
| Mar 3rd, 2010 | AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLER ALLOWS HIS CHILD TO DIRECT AIR TRAFFIC |
| Mar 3rd, 2010 | NURSE HANDCUFFED AFTER REFUSING TO DRAW BLOOD FROM DRUNK DRIVING SUSPECT |
| Mar 3rd, 2010 | MAN CARVES HIS NAME INTO WOMANS BOOB |
| Mar 3rd, 2010 | NEWLYWED COUPLE SPEND FIRST NIGHT IN JAIL |
| Mar 3rd, 2010 | THERAPISTS DISCIPLINED FOR FAILING TO REPORT BLOODY KNIFE |
| Mar 3rd, 2010 | RELIGIOUS GROUP WANTS KILLER WHALE WHO KILLED ITS TRAINER TO BE STONED TO DEATH |
| Mar 3rd, 2010 | TWO RUSSIAN MEN BOIL TO DEATH IN SAUNA |
| Mar 3rd, 2010 | MOMS BOYFRIEND BEATS SONS ASS SO BAD IT REQUIRED A SKIN GRAFT TO REPAIR |
| Mar 3rd, 2010 | CRAZY BITCH HITS AND KILLS MAN FOR THROWING CHEESE BALLS AT HER CAR |
| Mar 3rd, 2010 | EXTRA SMALL CONDOMS FOR 12-YEAR-OLDS GO ON SALE IN SWITZERLAND |
| Mar 3rd, 2010 | MAN CHARGED WITH BEATING DOG WITH A HAMMER |
| Mar 3rd, 2010 | WOMAN FINDS COOKS SEVERED FINGER TIP IN HER SALAD AT FLORIDA IHOP |
| Mar 3rd, 2010 | ETHIOPIA FAMINE AID SPENT ON WEAPONS FOR REBELS |
| Mar 3rd, 2010 | DEPUTY LOCKS HIMSELF IN CELL, TRIES TO SHOOT HIS WAY OUT |
| Mar 3rd, 2010 | PASSED OUT ON THE POOPER |
| Mar 3rd, 2010 | NEW TIGER WOODS ENDORSEMENT |
| Mar 3rd, 2010 | MAN CALLS 911 MORE THAN 200 TIMES |
| Mar 3rd, 2010 | MAD EMU ATTACKS DEPUTIES ALONG EL PASO FREEWAY |
| Mar 3rd, 2010 | STRANGE CREATURE TURNS OUT TO BE A HAIRLESS RACCOON |
| Mar 3rd, 2010 | TONS OF WATER ICE FOUND ON THE MOONS NORTH POLE |
| Mar 3rd, 2010 | ETCHED OSTRICH EGGS ILLUSTRATE HUMAN SOPHISTICATION |
| Mar 3rd, 2010 | REFRESHMENTS POLICE |
| Mar 3rd, 2010 | RUBBER NECK |
| Mar 3rd, 2010 | SMALL PLANE CRASHES INTO TRUCK |
| Mar 3rd, 2010 | ROUND ASS AND SKIN TIGHT PANTS |
| Mar 3rd, 2010 | THE LONG AND CROOKED ROAD |
| Mar 2nd, 2010 | NAIL FROM THE TIME OF CHRISTS CRUCIFIXION FOUND IN A DIG |
| Mar 2nd, 2010 | EARTHQUAKE TORN CHILE NOW HAS TO DEAL WITH LOOTERS |
| Mar 2nd, 2010 | CALIFORNIA GIRL DISAPPEARS WHILE JOGGING |
| Mar 2nd, 2010 | POT FOUND IN 5TH GRADERS FRUITY PEBBLES |
| Mar 2nd, 2010 | HOUSE BURNS DOWN AS INSULATION MAN DROPS CIGARETTE |
| Mar 2nd, 2010 | WOMAN KILLED BY TRAIN AFTER DUCKING BOOM GATE |
| Mar 2nd, 2010 | CHILEAN QUAKE LIKELY SHIFTED EARTHS AXIS |
| Mar 2nd, 2010 | 911 CALL REPORTS BURGLAR IS STUCK IN THE CHIMNEY |
| Mar 2nd, 2010 | BABY GIRL SURVIVES 3 DAYS WITH BULLET INSIDE HER |
| Mar 2nd, 2010 | BABIES IN BARS |
| Mar 2nd, 2010 | MAN ATE FLASH DRIVE EVIDENCE DURING PROCESSING |
| Mar 2nd, 2010 | STUDENTS COULD BE PUNISHED AFTER FILMING TWO TEACHERS PERFORMING LAP DANCES |
| Mar 2nd, 2010 | POPULAR BRITISH TELEVISION SHOW HOST DIES AFTER SEX GAME GOES WRONG |
| Mar 2nd, 2010 | MALAYSIAN WOMEN ARE FLOGGED FOR DRINKING A BEER AND SCREWING OUT OF WEDLOCK |
| Mar 2nd, 2010 | MAN CAUGHT WITH CAMERA ATTACHED TO HIS SHOE TO LOOK UP WOMENS SKIRTS |
| Mar 2nd, 2010 | HUNDREDS OF FISH FALL OUT OF THE SKY OVER REMOTE AUSTRALIAN TOWN |
| Mar 2nd, 2010 | TOP 10 IMAGES OF DISTANT HORROR IN THE MOVIES |
| Mar 2nd, 2010 | ODDEST BOOK TITLES OF 2009 |
| Mar 2nd, 2010 | STOPPED FOR SPEEDING, DUI SUSPECT BACKS INTO COPS CAR |
| Mar 2nd, 2010 | TEEN KILLED AFTER JUMPING FROM MOVING AMBULANCE |
| Mar 2nd, 2010 | DAD KILLS DAUGHTER WITH A HUNTING KNIFE TO END HER SUFFERING AFTER BEING RAPED |
| Mar 2nd, 2010 | BOY KILLS BROTHER WITH GUN FOUND IN PICKUP |
| Mar 2nd, 2010 | TEEN DROWNS AFTER FALLING INTO OPEN CESSPOOL OUTSIDE OF DUNKIN DONUTS |
| Mar 2nd, 2010 | BIZARRE CREATURE CAPTURED IN OKLAHOMA |
| Mar 2nd, 2010 | GRAFFITI VANDAL PAINTS LARGE DICKS ALL OVER TOWN |
| Mar 2nd, 2010 | MAN ARRESTED AFTER SNORTING DRUGS OFF POLICE CAR |
| Mar 2nd, 2010 | MAN CAUGHT WALKING HIS DOG WHILE DRIVING NEXT TO HIM IN HIS CAR |
| Mar 2nd, 2010 | WOMAN POSTS VIDEO OF HERSELF HAVING AN ABORTION ON YOUTUBE |
| Mar 2nd, 2010 | RIOT BREAKS OUT AT WENDYS AFTER SOMEONE CUT INTO LINE |
| Mar 2nd, 2010 | WEBSITE FEATURES THE FACES OF REAL PEOPLE HAVING AN ORGASM |
| Mar 2nd, 2010 | OPTICAL ILLUSION TRIGGERS PLANE PANIC |
| Mar 2nd, 2010 | SNAKE ATTACKING DINOSAUR FOSSIL FOUND |
| Mar 2nd, 2010 | BIBLICAL FRAGMENTS REUNITED AFTER CENTURIES |
| Mar 2nd, 2010 | 14-MONTH-OLD BOY DEVELOPS FISH SCALES |
| Mar 2nd, 2010 | STATUE GETS A LITTLE FISH FINGER PIE |
| Mar 2nd, 2010 | JUST CHATTING WITH SOME BABES |
| Mar 2nd, 2010 | BIG TUBS IN A TUB |
| Mar 2nd, 2010 | WOMAN SO HOT SHE MELTED |
| Mar 2nd, 2010 | BLACK SOAP FO BLACK FACES |
| Mar 2nd, 2010 | PIG BALLS |
| Mar 2nd, 2010 | HOG TIED |
| Mar 1st, 2010 | NEWBORN DIES AFTER DOCTORS GET INTO A FIGHT |
| Mar 1st, 2010 | DRIVER BLAMES ROADSIDE INDICATORS FOR SPEEDING |
| Mar 1st, 2010 | CASHMERE TOILET PAPER CHEAPER THAN WIPING YOUR ASS WITH LUXURY KNITWEAR |
| Mar 1st, 2010 | 5,200 AUSSIES STRIP AT SYDNEY OPERA HOUSE FOR TUNICK PHOTO |
| Mar 1st, 2010 | DRUNK, NAKED MAN RUNS ONTO RUNWAY, CAUSES AIRPORT TO SHUT DOWN |
| Mar 1st, 2010 | MAN ATTACKED AND KILLED BY PET BULL |
| Mar 1st, 2010 | MAN ELECTROCUTED WHILE PISSING ON POWER LINE |
| Mar 1st, 2010 | MIAMI PRISON USES INMATE IDOL TO BOOST MORALE |
| Mar 1st, 2010 | TOPLESS BAR FIRES PREGNANT BARTENDER |
| Mar 1st, 2010 | WOMAN TORTURED TO DEATH BY HER MOTHER |
| Mar 1st, 2010 | CITY ATTORNEY MADE PLEA AGREEMENT WITH DEFENDANT IN EXCHANGE FOR SEX |
| Mar 1st, 2010 | ROBIN HOOD ARRESTED IN DENVER |
| Mar 1st, 2010 | ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER |
| Mar 1st, 2010 | SEX-CRAZED ELEPHANT CAUSES $303,000 OF DAMAGE AT WEDDING |
| Mar 1st, 2010 | WOMAN FORCED TO AUCTION OFF HER HOUSE BECAUSE SHE COULD NOT PAY HER $68 DENTAL BILL |
| Mar 1st, 2010 | MIAMI CONSIDERS BAN ON FEEDING THE HOMELESS |
| Mar 1st, 2010 | 14-YEAR-OLD GIRLS SHOULD BE BAREFOOT AND PREGNANT CLAIMS AUTHOR |
| Mar 1st, 2010 | GRANDFATHER FINDS DINOSAUR BONE ALMOST AS OLD AS HE IS IN HIS GARDEN |
| Mar 1st, 2010 | TEXAS GOVERNOR PARDONS DEAD PRISONER |
| Mar 1st, 2010 | DISABLED AC/DC FAN IMPALED IN MOSH PIT AT CONCERT |
| Mar 1st, 2010 | CAR DEALERSHIP BEING SUED BECAUSE THE MAN THEY SOLD A CAR TO CRASHED INTO AND KILLS TODDLER |
| Mar 1st, 2010 | MASSIVE HEAD OF PHARAOH UNEARTHED IN EGYPT |
| Mar 1st, 2010 | TEACHER KILLS HERSELF AFTER BOYFRIEND POSTED NAKED PICTURES OF HER ON FACEBOOK |
| Mar 1st, 2010 | TRAIN STATION PRESERVES THE ARCHITECTURE OF SEGREGATION |
| Mar 1st, 2010 | MAN TOOK PICTURES OF WOMEN PISSING INSIDE BOWLING ALLEY BATHROOM |
| Mar 1st, 2010 | MAYORAL CANDIDATE CHARGED WITH BATTERY SAYS HE WILL FIRE POLICE CHIEF IF ELECTED |
| Mar 1st, 2010 | NEPALESE CELEBRATE THEIR FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT CURSING FESTIVAL |
| Mar 1st, 2010 | RESTAURANT CUSTOMERS STEP OVER SHOOTING VICTIM TO REACH PICK-UP WINDOW |
| Mar 1st, 2010 | JOHN C REILLY LOOK-A-LIKE SENTENCED AFTER STRANGLING TWO WOMEN AND SCREWING THEIR DEAD BODYS |
| Mar 1st, 2010 | FUGITIVE GIVES POLICE PLENTY OF HELP ON FACEBOOK |
| Mar 1st, 2010 | WOMAN TRIES TO CHEAT DRUG TEST BY USING TODDLERS URINE |
| Mar 1st, 2010 | DRIVER CAUGHT FLOSSING HER TEETH AT 70 MPH |
| Mar 1st, 2010 | WOMAN THINKS SHE IS ADDICTED TO HER VIBRATOR |
| Mar 1st, 2010 | TOP 10 SPOOKY SLEEP DISORDERS |
| Mar 1st, 2010 | DID SADDAM HUSSEIN MODEL HIMSELF AFTER DARTH VADER? |
| Mar 1st, 2010 | HAUNTED HOTEL GHOST STORIES ARE GOOD FOR BUSINESS |
| Mar 1st, 2010 | FAILED PEEP |
| Mar 1st, 2010 | GIRLS GONE HOG WILD |
| Mar 1st, 2010 | ANTICIPATION |
| Mar 1st, 2010 | W.I.F.E. |
| Mar 1st, 2010 | PROFESSOR NAILS DOUCHEBAG WITH ERASER |
| Mar 1st, 2010 | ONLY ROLLED ONCE |
| Mar 1st, 2010 | POWER OF A WEDDING RING |
| Mar 1st, 2010 | TOUCHING TASTE BUDS |
| Mar 1st, 2010 | TOILET FISHING |
| Mar 1st, 2010 | RETARDS WANT TO BAN THE WORD RETARD IN MASSACHUSETTS |
| Mar 1st, 2010 | SATURDAY NIGHT LIVES 14 BEST SKETCHES |
| Mar 1st, 2010 | ORIENTAL BUBBLE BOOB BABE |
| Feb 28th, 2010 | MARIE OSMONDS 18-YEAR-OLD SON LEAPS TO HIS DEATH |
| Feb 28th, 2010 | DIPSHIT PLANE PASSENGER EATS WINNING JACKPOT TICKET WHEN TOLD HE COULD NOT CLAIM THE CASH IMMEDIATELY |
| Feb 28th, 2010 | ATF SEIZES 30 TOY GUNS, INFURIATING LOCAL BUSINESS OWNER |
| Feb 28th, 2010 | INCREDIBLE LANDSCAPE ART MADE FROM HOUSEHOLD OBJECTS |
| Feb 28th, 2010 | CITIES HAVE BEEN SHORTENING YELLOW LIGHTS TO NAB DRIVERS WITH A TICKET |
| Feb 28th, 2010 | DRUNK MAN CALLS 911 FROM POLICE CAR |
| Feb 28th, 2010 | SCHOOL FORCES STUDENT TO STRIP TO HIS UNDERWEAR AND DRINK 15 CUPS OF WATER |
| Feb 28th, 2010 | MAN RACKS UP GIANT PHONE BILL TRYING TO CLAIM UNEMPLOYMENT CHECK |
| Feb 28th, 2010 | MORE SEX EDUCATION ALWAYS MEANS MORE TEENAGE PREGNANCIES |
| Feb 28th, 2010 | FIVE-YEAR-OLD BOY BREAKS WORLD RECORD FOR AIR PUSH-UPS |
| Feb 28th, 2010 | WEATHER MAN PREDICTS TOWN IN PENNSYLVANIA WILL GET 40 INCHES OF SNOW ON MARCH 7TH |
| Feb 28th, 2010 | PASTA SAUCE JARS RECALLED OVER FEARS THEY CONTAIN PIECES OF GLASS |
| Feb 28th, 2010 | HOT HORNY CHICK NEEDS TO GET LAID AT LEAST FOUR TIMES A DAY OR SHE GETS VIOLENT |
| Feb 28th, 2010 | WOMEN ARM WRESTLE FOR CHARITY |
| Feb 28th, 2010 | GIRL SCOUT COOKIES RECALLED BECAUSE THEY TASTE LIKE SHIT |
| Feb 28th, 2010 | MAN THREATENS COP WITH A STAPLE GUN |
| Feb 28th, 2010 | SINGLE MOM HAD SEX WITH 12-YEAR-OLD BOY 191 TIMES |
| Feb 28th, 2010 | SCIENTISTS CLAIM THE EARTH IS BECOMING MORE ACTIVE |
| Feb 28th, 2010 | BEER-DRINKING, SMOKING CHIMP SENT TO REHAB |
| Feb 28th, 2010 | TWO DOZEN OFFICERS PUMP 400 BULLETS INTO COP KILLERS HOME |
| Feb 28th, 2010 | CAPTAIN ROMANCE HIT AND KILLED BY SCHOOL BUS WHILE DRAWING A SUNFLOWER FOR GIRLFRIEND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD |
| Feb 28th, 2010 | GEYSERS SPOTTED ON SATURN MOON |
| Feb 28th, 2010 | THE FLAT EARTH SOCIETY IS STILL GOING STRONG |
| Feb 28th, 2010 | JIMI HENDRIX GENIUS ATTRIBUTED TO AMBIDEXTERITY |
| Feb 28th, 2010 | NOUNS AND VERBS LEARNED IN DIFFERENT BRAIN REGIONS |
| Feb 28th, 2010 | OH GOD I MUST BE DRUNK, I CAN NOT FIND THE STEERING WHEEL |
| Feb 28th, 2010 | AWESOME ASS |
| Feb 28th, 2010 | TATTOO BRA |
| Feb 28th, 2010 | TENNIS BEND |
| Feb 28th, 2010 | FAT WOMAN HOLDING UP HER LAYERS OF CELLULITE JUST TO TAKE A PISS |
| Feb 27th, 2010 | DEVASTATING EARTHQUAKE SHAKES UP CHILE, AT LEAST 122 PEOPLE DEAD |
| Feb 27th, 2010 | SURVEY ASKS STUDENTS WHEN THEY LOST VIRGINITY |
| Feb 27th, 2010 | BREAST IMPLANT SAVES SHOOTING VICTIMS LIFE |
| Feb 27th, 2010 | 15 CUTE ANIMALS THAT COULD KILL YOU |
| Feb 27th, 2010 | WHAT MEN WANT WOMEN TO KNOW |
| Feb 27th, 2010 | FREAK WOMAN ODDNESS |
| Feb 27th, 2010 | ANDY GRIFFITH STATUE VANDALIZED |
| Feb 27th, 2010 | SCIENTISTS GENETICALLY ENGINEER A NEW STRAIN OF FEMALE MOSQUITOES THAT CANNOT FLY |
| Feb 27th, 2010 | SCIENTIST ACCIDENTALLY DISCOVERS A STRONG RESPONSE IN MICE BRAINS TO COMBINATIONS OF SMELL AND HEARING |
| Feb 27th, 2010 | 17-YEAR-OLD CAUGHT SPEEDING AT 120 MPH IN FATHERS HYUNDAI |
| Feb 27th, 2010 | POT SMUGGLERS IN SCUBA GEAR STOPPED IN SEWER |
| Feb 27th, 2010 | HAWAII UNDER TSUNAMI ADVISORY |
| Feb 27th, 2010 | COWS BREAK INTO ARKANSAS WOMANS HOME |
| Feb 27th, 2010 | MOM ACCUSED OF SCREWING SONS TEENAGE FRIEND |
| Feb 27th, 2010 | THE MYSTERY OF THE 93-YEAR-OLD MAN WITH NO IDENTITY |
| Feb 27th, 2010 | EVERY MANS WET DREAM |
| Feb 27th, 2010 | COUPLE MISTAKENLY RECEIVE $120,000 WORTH OF POT FROM FEDEX |
| Feb 27th, 2010 | LEGLESS MAN PLANTS NEW YORK TRAIN BOMB |
| Feb 27th, 2010 | COPS CATCH TWO MEN SCREWING A GOAT, OWNER FORCING TRADITIONAL WEDDING ARRANGEMENTS |
| Feb 27th, 2010 | PHYSICALLY FIT STUDENTS DO BETTER ACADEMICALLY |
| Feb 27th, 2010 | ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES NOT WORKING FOR GUY |
| Feb 27th, 2010 | 5-YEAR-OLD BOY SCALPED BY ROTTWEILER |
| Feb 27th, 2010 | TEEN JAILED FOR 15 YEARS AFTER USING FACEBOOK TO BLACKMAIL STUDENTS INTO SEX |
| Feb 27th, 2010 | CIRCUMCISION IS ZIMBABWES LATEST ANTI-HIV WEAPON |
| Feb 27th, 2010 | CONFESSED CHILD MURDERER SPENDS HIS DAYS HANGING OUT IN DOWNTOWN PARK |
| Feb 27th, 2010 | VAGINAS GET A GOLD MEDAL WORKOUT IN VANCOUVER |
| Feb 27th, 2010 | WOMAN CLAIMS 50 CENT HIJACKED HER SEX TAPE AND EDITED HIMSELF INTO THE VIDEO |
| Feb 27th, 2010 | COUPLE SUE OVER WEDDING RECEPTION HEAT |
| Feb 27th, 2010 | THE SCOOP ON SEMEN |
| Feb 27th, 2010 | SCIENTIST EYES 39-DAY VOYAGE TO MARS |
| Feb 27th, 2010 | SOLAR STORMS COULD BE EARTHS NEXT KATRINA |
| Feb 27th, 2010 | GIGANTIC ICEBERG BREAKS FREE FROM ANTARCTIC |
| Feb 27th, 2010 | DEER CREEK VICTIM SAYS HE DREAMED ABOUT SCHOOL SHOOTING |
| Feb 27th, 2010 | NEW ZEALAND COMPANY TO BEGIN PRODUCTION OF A COMMERCIAL JET PACK |
| Feb 27th, 2010 | TOO MANY TACOS |
| Feb 27th, 2010 | THE INTERNETS NEWEST PERVERSION TOOL |
| Feb 27th, 2010 | PIZZA FACE |
| Feb 27th, 2010 | SWEET CHEEKS |
| Feb 27th, 2010 | NO GOATS ALLOWED |
| Feb 26th, 2010 | FRENCH AUTHORITIES TO BUILD SPECIAL ROAD CROSSINGS FOR FROGS AND TOADS |
| Feb 26th, 2010 | BONERS BODY FOUND IN PARK |
| Feb 26th, 2010 | THE STORY BEHIND TILIKUM THE KILLER WHALE |
| Feb 26th, 2010 | LITTLE TYRONE |
| Feb 26th, 2010 | DOG SURVIVES PLANE CRASH THAT KILLS OWNER |
| Feb 26th, 2010 | WOMAN WHO FOUND 700-YEAR-OLD COIN 14 YEARS AGO WILL BE PROSECUTED FOR NOT REPORTING TREASURE |
| Feb 26th, 2010 | ARE GRANDPARENTS MAKING KIDS FAT? |
| Feb 26th, 2010 | MAN DIES WHILE WAITING AT AIRPORT |
| Feb 26th, 2010 | MAN TRIES TO TRADE FAKE PRESCRIPTION PILLS FOR SEX |
| Feb 26th, 2010 | BOY GETS HIS FOOT CAUGHT IN AIRPORT ESCALATOR |
| Feb 26th, 2010 | SCHOOL BUS DRIVER RESCUES TEACHER FROM STORM DRAIN |
| Feb 26th, 2010 | DRUNK COP TASED AFTER FALLING ASLEEP IN HIS CAR |
| Feb 26th, 2010 | HANDCUFFED INMATE FORGOTTEN IN COURTHOUSE AFTER EVERYONE LEFT FOR WEEKEND |
| Feb 26th, 2010 | CARLY SIMON REVEALS 38-YEAR-OLD SONG SECRET |
| Feb 26th, 2010 | NAKED MAN STEALS CHILDRENS BOOKS FROM LIBRARY |
| Feb 26th, 2010 | ARGUMENT BETWEEN TWO FEMALE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS FORCES FLIGHT CANCELLATION |
| Feb 26th, 2010 | MAN BEATEN WITH WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE BOTTLE |
| Feb 26th, 2010 | WOMAN PLEADS GUILTY IN HAMMER ATTACK ON HUSBAND |
| Feb 26th, 2010 | MOM HAS 5-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER STEAL PURSE |
| Feb 26th, 2010 | PIZZERIA WORKER SEES JESUS IN BUCKET OF SAUCE |
| Feb 26th, 2010 | BANDITS ROB DELIVERY MAN OF CHICKEN WINGS |
| Feb 26th, 2010 | 45 POUNDS OF POT DELIVERED TO WRONG HOME |
| Feb 26th, 2010 | WOMAN THINKS SHE WOULD BLOW UP INTO A MILLION PIECES IF SHE EVER HAD SEX |
| Feb 26th, 2010 | PARENTS CHOOSING MORE UNUSUAL BABY NAMES |
| Feb 26th, 2010 | TRACKING THE UNEXPLAINED IN THE 21ST CENTURY |
| Feb 26th, 2010 | GHOST HUNTING IN EDINBURGHS SOUTH BRIDGE VAULTS |
| Feb 26th, 2010 | HOW WOULD YOU LIKE BIG MOMMA TO SIT ON YOUR FACE? |
| Feb 26th, 2010 | SKULL GETS A LICKING |
| Feb 26th, 2010 | BAD ASS BLACK MIDGET PIMP AND HIS BITCHES |
| Feb 26th, 2010 | AFRICAN GORE |
| Feb 26th, 2010 | TRANSPARENT RAINCOAT ASS |
| Feb 26th, 2010 | AMPUTEE TOILET PORN |
| Feb 25th, 2010 | IT IS OK TO BE A ZOMBIE IN MINNEAPOLIS AFTER ALL |
| Feb 25th, 2010 | JUDGE FINDS 3 GOOGLE EXECS GUILTY OF PRIVACY INVASION |
| Feb 25th, 2010 | HUGE SHARK-FILLED AQUARIUM IN DUBAI CRACKS OPEN |
| Feb 25th, 2010 | SKIING SWEETHEART LINDSEY VONN MAKES FUN OF TIGER WOODS |
| Feb 25th, 2010 | OVARIAN TRANSPLANT RECIPIENT GIVES BIRTH TWICE |
| Feb 25th, 2010 | YOUNGER PEOPLE SUFFERING STROKES |
| Feb 25th, 2010 | DENVER WOMAN SENTENCED IN HEPATITIS INFECTION CASE |
| Feb 25th, 2010 | MAN VIOLATES PROBATION TO GO ON THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW |
| Feb 25th, 2010 | 140-YEAR-OLD HOT DOG DISCOVERED |
| Feb 25th, 2010 | DRIVER WITH GAS HOSE DANGLING FROM TRUCK ARRESTED |
| Feb 25th, 2010 | MAN TRIES TO COMMIT SUICIDE AFTER ARREST FOR PASSING BAD CHECKS WHILE DRESSED AS WOMAN |
| Feb 25th, 2010 | WOMAN BANNED FROM RESTAURANT FOR POOR TIPPING |
| Feb 25th, 2010 | WOMAN ARRESTED FOR SHOPLIFTING HAS CHOCOLATE MILK SPILLS FROM HER PANTS |
| Feb 25th, 2010 | 22-YEAR-OLD WOMAN WHO SCREWED 15-YEAR-OLD BOY GETS DRUNK AND TELLS HIS MOTHER |
| Feb 25th, 2010 | LINGERIE MODEL RUNS ONE OF WORLDS LARGEST DRUG GANGS |
| Feb 25th, 2010 | MAN SHOOTS HIS MOTHER AND CUTS HER BODY INTO BITE-SIZED CUBES |
| Feb 25th, 2010 | HUSBAND HOLDS WIFES FACE TO HOT IRON |
| Feb 25th, 2010 | INTERNET LURES KIDS INTO PORN ADDICTION |
| Feb 25th, 2010 | STUDENT SUSPENDED AFTER SMASHING TEENS SKULL |
| Feb 25th, 2010 | MAN CRUSHED BY CAR IN OWN GARAGE |
| Feb 25th, 2010 | 5-YEAR-OLD BOY STABS 2-YEAR-OLD SISITER |
| Feb 25th, 2010 | STAFF MEMBER DRESSED AS THE GRIM REAPER THREATENS TO CASTRATE BED-WETTING PATIENT |
| Feb 25th, 2010 | MOTHER GETS LIFE FOR GASSING CHILDREN |
| Feb 25th, 2010 | TWO FRIENDS FALL OFF A CLIFF WHILE PLAYFIGHTING |
| Feb 25th, 2010 | BURGLARY STUNS FAMILY OF DEAD STUDENT |
| Feb 25th, 2010 | WIFE BEATS HUSBAND WITH HAMMER AFTER BLINDFOLDING HIM FOR A SURPRISE |
| Feb 25th, 2010 | FAMILY PIT BULL KILLS NEWBORN BABY |
| Feb 25th, 2010 | PIRATES HEAD TAKEN OFF AGAIN |
| Feb 25th, 2010 | CHICKEN LAYS 4.5-OUNCE EGG |
| Feb 25th, 2010 | MAN JAILED FOR WEARING AN ILLEGAL CLOWN MASK |
| Feb 25th, 2010 | CHINA TO RELEASE POLLUTION-FIGHTING FISH IN LAKE |
| Feb 25th, 2010 | MOM CHARGED WITH USING SWORD TO THREATEN SCHOOL EMPLOYEES |
| Feb 25th, 2010 | BABY AND HIS SNAKE |
| Feb 25th, 2010 | CHEATING BIRD BUSTED |
| Feb 25th, 2010 | DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WOMAN AND MAN |
| Feb 25th, 2010 | WTF OUTFIT? |
| Feb 25th, 2010 | MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU |
| Feb 25th, 2010 | WHY WOMEN CAN NOT BE MECHANICS |
| Feb 25th, 2010 | BEHIND EVERY GREAT WOMAN |
| Feb 25th, 2010 | JEALOUSY |
| Feb 25th, 2010 | KEN PARKERS BLIND DATE HORROR |
| Feb 25th, 2010 | ANDROS NEW WORK OUT ROUTINE |
| Feb 24th, 2010 | TEACHER ARRESTED FOR DRUNK DRIVING ON WAY TO SCHOOL |
| Feb 24th, 2010 | BUILDER SNAPS PHOTO OF A GHOST WHILE DEMOLISHING AN OLD SCHOOL |
| Feb 24th, 2010 | GOD WANTS GAYS DEAD, SAYS BEAUTY QUEEN LAUREN ASHLEY |
| Feb 24th, 2010 | MAN HIT BY SAME TRAIN TWICE IN 2 WEEKS |
| Feb 24th, 2010 | IRS WORKERS WIDOW SUES TEXAS SUICIDE PILOTS WIFE |
| Feb 24th, 2010 | KILLER WHALE PUTS ON ONE HELL OF A SHOW AT SEAWORLD BY EATING TRAINER |
| Feb 24th, 2010 | TENNESSEE MAY LIFT BAN ON FISH TANKS IN BARBERSHOPS |
| Feb 24th, 2010 | SCIENTISTS DISCOVER THE AREA OF THE NORTH ATLANTIC OCEAN WHERE PLASTIC DEBRIS ACCUMULATES |
| Feb 24th, 2010 | INDONESIAN RANGER ALMOST EATEN BY KOMODO DRAGON |
| Feb 24th, 2010 | VAN GOGH EXPERTS AUTHENTICATE UNUSUAL PAINTING |
| Feb 24th, 2010 | MAN SUES THE KANSAS CITY ROYALS CLAIMING FLYING HOT DOG INJURY |
| Feb 24th, 2010 | TEACHER GIVEN GOOD BEHAVIOUR FOR UNDERAGE SEX |
| Feb 24th, 2010 | DRIVER JUMPS OUT OF MOVING CAR DURING POLICE CHASE |
| Feb 24th, 2010 | WOMAN SO FAT HER LOVE HANDLES STOP A BULLET |
| Feb 24th, 2010 | MAN ARRESTED PUSHING SON IN STROLLER WHILE DRUNK |
| Feb 24th, 2010 | WOMAN FINDS SNAKE HEAD IN FROZEN VEGETABLES |
| Feb 24th, 2010 | MOTHER GATHERS DEAD SONS SPERM FOR FUTURE USE |
| Feb 24th, 2010 | THE TOP 10 MOST DANGEROUS FOODS |
| Feb 24th, 2010 | 14-YEAR-OLD DESIGNATED DRIVER BUSTED FOR DRUNK DRIVING |
| Feb 24th, 2010 | HOTEL BOMB TURNS OUT TO BE A SEXUAL STIMULATING DEVICE |
| Feb 24th, 2010 | MAN BEATEN WITH HIS WHEELCHAIR AFER ARGUING OVER SMOKING CRACK |
| Feb 24th, 2010 | DOCTOR STABS WOMAN WITH SWORD |
| Feb 24th, 2010 | MAN JAILED FOR FEEDING KITTENS TO PITBULL |
| Feb 24th, 2010 | BLACK MARKET CIGARETTES MADE OF SHIT? |
| Feb 24th, 2010 | FOILED MOLESTER MOLESTS SELF INSTEAD |
| Feb 24th, 2010 | MAN USES TOILET TO ESCAPE FROM JAIL |
| Feb 24th, 2010 | TOP 10 OLYMPIC-STYLE SEX POSITIONS |
| Feb 24th, 2010 | BLACK NAZI |
| Feb 24th, 2010 | TODDLER CAT STRANGULATION |
| Feb 24th, 2010 | BABY KEN PARKER |
| Feb 24th, 2010 | DRUNK BITCH MAKES MOMMY PROUD |
| Feb 24th, 2010 | WHO NEEDS BIG TITS? |
| Feb 24th, 2010 | HITLER MUSTACHE |
| Feb 24th, 2010 | PEDO DONALD DUCK |
| Feb 24th, 2010 | IF THE MARGARITA DOES NOT KILL YOU, THE ANTIFREEZE IN IT WILL |
| Feb 24th, 2010 | PUBLIC ENEMIES (2009) |
| Feb 24th, 2010 | HUGE DICK FOR ENTERTAINING, SHIRLEY YOU NAUGHTY GIRL |
| Feb 24th, 2010 | MAN FINDS AN EGG WITHIN AN EGG |
| Feb 24th, 2010 | SATURN MOON RIDDLED WITH GUSHING GEYSERS |
| Feb 24th, 2010 | MUCH-HYPED BLOOM BOX DEVICE MAKES ENERGY FROM AIR AND NATURAL GAS |
| Feb 23rd, 2010 | HALF OF BRITAINS SIX-YEAR-OLD GIRLS THINK THEY ARE TOO FAT |
| Feb 23rd, 2010 | MAN ACCUSED OF BEATING MOTHER WITH WOODEN SWORD |
| Feb 23rd, 2010 | PEDIATRICIAN ACCUSED OF RAPING 103 CHILD PATIENTS |
| Feb 23rd, 2010 | AMISH BUSINESSMAN SETS UP SURVEILLANCE SYSTEM, CATCHES THIEF ON CAMERA |
| Feb 23rd, 2010 | COUPLE GET MARRIED DURING THE BIRTH OF THEIR BABY |
| Feb 23rd, 2010 | A VERY NIPPLY DAY DURING GERMANYS NAKED SLED |
| Feb 23rd, 2010 | HOW WELL DO SCIENTISTS UNDERSTAND CLOUDS? |
| Feb 23rd, 2010 | PREHISTORIC UFO AND ET IMAGES FOUND IN REMOTE CAVE IN INDIA |
| Feb 23rd, 2010 | PLACEBO TREATMENTS STRONGER THAN DOCTORS THOUGHT |
| Feb 23rd, 2010 | NURSING HOME RESIDENTS FORM A BIKER GANG |
| Feb 23rd, 2010 | FROZEN BABIES DUMPED AT SUPERMARKET |
| Feb 23rd, 2010 | TEMPLE COMPLEX THAT PREDATES THE PYRAMIDS IS REWRITING THE STORY OF HUMAN EVOLUTION |
| Feb 23rd, 2010 | SMART GRID COULD TURN APPLIANCES INTO SPIES |
| Feb 23rd, 2010 | SCHOOL ADMITS TO REMOTELY ACTIVATING WEBCAMS ON STUDENT COMPUTERS |
| Feb 23rd, 2010 | FIGHT OVER WOMANS HEAD PUTS CRYONICS IN THE SPOTLIGHT |
| Feb 23rd, 2010 | WOMAN SHOT IN THE HEAD WHILE TAKING A PICTURE OF HER BOYFRIEND POINTING A SAWN-OFF SHOTGUN AT HER |
| Feb 23rd, 2010 | DOG SURVIVES 300-FOOT FALL FROM CLIFF |
| Feb 23rd, 2010 | FORGETFUL COP ACCUSED OF MAKING HOT DOGS |
| Feb 23rd, 2010 | TEEN ACCUSED OF TRYING TO BLOW UP A TREE |
| Feb 23rd, 2010 | MAN ACCUSED OF STEALING PANTIES AT REAL ESTATE OPEN HOUSES |
| Feb 23rd, 2010 | MAN SENDS OVER 500 TEXTS ON STOLEN PHONE |
| Feb 23rd, 2010 | STORE EMPLOYEE GETS CAUGHT JERKING OFF WHILE WORKING BEHIND THE MEAT COUNTER |
| Feb 23rd, 2010 | FUTURE MEMORY CARD WILL HOLD 200 YEARS WORTH OF PORN |
| Feb 23rd, 2010 | SEARCH ENGINE CORRECTION |
| Feb 23rd, 2010 | FISH WITH HUMAN LIKE TEETH |
| Feb 23rd, 2010 | LARGE ARMS |
| Feb 23rd, 2010 | CUTE COUPLE |
| Feb 23rd, 2010 | NAUGHTY LOLLIPOP |
| Feb 23rd, 2010 | THE CROOKED ARM GUY |
| Feb 23rd, 2010 | BACON AIR FRESHENER |
| Feb 23rd, 2010 | GOOGLE SEARCH FAIL |
| Feb 22nd, 2010 | STAR TREK ACTORS SON MISSING IN CANADA |
| Feb 22nd, 2010 | PEDIATRICIANS CALL FOR A CHOKE-PROOF HOT DOG |
| Feb 22nd, 2010 | FLYING TIRE KILLS WOMAN AT DRAG RACE |
| Feb 22nd, 2010 | WOMAN STABBED AFTER SETTING UP FIGHT ON FACEBOOK |
| Feb 22nd, 2010 | UNEMPLOYMENT CAUSING MILLIONS TO SKIP BREAKFAST |
| Feb 22nd, 2010 | 93-YEAR-OLD WOMAN DIES LEAVING BEHIND 2,000 LIVING DESCENDANTS |
| Feb 22nd, 2010 | WOMAN BILLED FOR USING 200,000 GALLONS OF WATER |
| Feb 22nd, 2010 | GEEKY MEN WITH FACIAL STUBBLE ARE SECRET TURN-ONS FOR WOMEN |
| Feb 22nd, 2010 | MALE TEACHER ARRESTED FOR HAVING SEX WITH STUDENT 15 TIMES |
| Feb 22nd, 2010 | MOM HELPS SON KIDNAP HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND |
| Feb 22nd, 2010 | CALIFORNIAS NEGROHEAD MOUNTAIN RENAMED AFTER BLACK PIONEER |
| Feb 22nd, 2010 | NOAHS ARK WAS REALLY A CIRCULAR RAFT MADE OF REEDS |
| Feb 22nd, 2010 | MAN KILLED AFTER WOMAN USES HIS BODY AS TRACTION TO GET OUT OF SNOW BANK |
| Feb 22nd, 2010 | GIRL DRAGS TEN-FOOT, 120-POUND BIRCH LOG A HALF MILE AFTER GETTING CAUGHT IN TRAP |
| Feb 22nd, 2010 | TRAIN HITS AND KILLS THREE FLORIDA TEENS |
| Feb 22nd, 2010 | MAN BEATS SIX-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER WITH CRICKET BAT BECAUSE SHE WOULD NOT STOP COUGHING |
| Feb 22nd, 2010 | WOMAN ATTACKED AND KILLED BY 6 PIT BULLS |
| Feb 22nd, 2010 | 3-YEAR-OLD GIRL DIES AFTER BEING MAULED BY BULL DOG |
| Feb 22nd, 2010 | CROCODILE IN AUSTRALIAN GOLF COURSE LAKE IS WORLDS MOST DANGEROUS WATER HAZARD |
| Feb 22nd, 2010 | OLYMPIC LUGER BREAKS TOOTH ON MEDAL |
| Feb 22nd, 2010 | MASTURBATION IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH, AND HAS NO HARMFUL SIDE EFFECTS |
| Feb 22nd, 2010 | THE CREATURE OF THE CANAL |
| Feb 22nd, 2010 | POT SMOKING GEEZERS ON THE RISE |
| Feb 22nd, 2010 | MAN BREAKS INTO JAIL TO SCREW HIS IMPRISONED GIRLFRIEND |
| Feb 22nd, 2010 | ABORTION COSTUME |
| Feb 22nd, 2010 | ICE TOILET |
| Feb 22nd, 2010 | POT BELLY CLOWN |
| Feb 22nd, 2010 | HOT CHICK PISSING ON SIDEWALK |
| Feb 22nd, 2010 | TEA CUP BRA |
| Feb 22nd, 2010 | MAKE BUGS A PART OF YOUR DAILY DIET |
| Feb 22nd, 2010 | OLYMPIC GENDER CONTROVERSIES |
| Feb 22nd, 2010 | TEENS GROUNDED AFTER FRIEND TRASHES HARDWOOD FLOORS WHILE BREAK DANCING |
| Feb 22nd, 2010 | TITANIC AND THE SS MINNOW |
| Feb 22nd, 2010 | CLASSIC AUNT JEMIMA AD |
| Feb 22nd, 2010 | EXHAUSTED GEORGE |
| Feb 21st, 2010 | ALEXANDER HAIG NO LONGER IN CHARGE |
| Feb 21st, 2010 | IS HAVING SEX AT WORK GOOD FOR YOU? |
| Feb 21st, 2010 | MAN BEATEN WITH HIGH-HEEL ON VALENTINES DAY |
| Feb 21st, 2010 | BRITAINS FIRST VACUUM CLEANER MUSEUM OPENS |
| Feb 21st, 2010 | PORN TO BOOST MALE PANDA BEARS SEX DRIVE |
| Feb 21st, 2010 | TWO PIGS STOLEN FROM PUB AND HELD FOR RANSOM |
| Feb 21st, 2010 | GOVERNMENT MONITORS SEX SCENES ON TELEVISION |
| Feb 21st, 2010 | DEVICE COULD CREATE REAL-LIFE SPIDERMAN |
| Feb 21st, 2010 | CHEAP SPACEFLIGHT SET TO TRANSFORM SCIENCE |
| Feb 21st, 2010 | WHAT BOARD GAMES TAUGHT US ABOUT THE ECONOMY |
| Feb 21st, 2010 | YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN MEMBER IF.. |
| Feb 21st, 2010 | ENORMASS VAYOR |
| Feb 21st, 2010 | 5 CONVINCING REAL CASES OF PARANORMAL ACTIVITY |
| Feb 21st, 2010 | THIS WEEK IN VIRAL VIDEOS: PAIN, GARY COLEMAN, OUR RED HEADED FRIEND RETURNS |
| Feb 21st, 2010 | POLICE FIND DRUGS IN GUYS ASSHOLE WHILE BOOKING HIM FOR SOMETHING ELSE |
| Feb 21st, 2010 | OBAMA EAR PROTECTOR |
| Feb 21st, 2010 | IS THIS THE END OF MARRIAGE AS WE KNOW IT? |
| Feb 21st, 2010 | THE OTHER SIDE |
| Feb 21st, 2010 | THE DEVIL WALKS AMONG US? |
| Feb 20th, 2010 | SLAP ME SIX |
| Feb 20th, 2010 | LYNX GETS A TASTE OF LUGE AND OLYMPIC DOWNHILL |
| Feb 20th, 2010 | THE 20 FUNNIEST FIGURE SKATING FACES |
| Feb 20th, 2010 | 123 COCAINE-FILLED CONDOMS FOUND IN SMUGGLERS STOMACH |
| Feb 20th, 2010 | MAN CAUGHT RIDING ON HOOD OF CAR IN HIS UNDERWEAR |
| Feb 20th, 2010 | INVENTOR OF EASY-BAKE OVEN NO LONGER BAKING EASY CAKES |
| Feb 20th, 2010 | MAN DIES AFTER ACCIDENTALLY SETTING FIRE TO SPILLED VODKA WITH CIGARETTE |
| Feb 20th, 2010 | 88-YEAR-OLD MAN CAUGHT FILMING AVATAR WITH A HAND-HELD CAMERA IN THEATER |
| Feb 20th, 2010 | CITY IN CALIFORNIA RESIDENTS NOW HAVE TO PAY FOR 911 CALLS |
| Feb 20th, 2010 | DOLPHINS TO HELP MEDICAL RESEARCHERS TREAT TYPE 2 DIABETES |
| Feb 20th, 2010 | DAD PLEADS NOT GUILTY TO SHOOTING CHILD WITH BB GUN |
| Feb 20th, 2010 | FDA WARNS NOT TO PUT BURNING CANDLES IN YOUR EARS |
| Feb 20th, 2010 | MAN TRIES TO SET DAD ON FIRE WITH BLOWTORCH |
| Feb 20th, 2010 | SEX.COM GOES TITS UP, OWNER TO AUCTION DOMAIN NAME |
| Feb 20th, 2010 | HORNY SINGLE GIRL JUST WANTS TO GET LAID |
| Feb 20th, 2010 | SURFIN DOLPHINS |
| Feb 20th, 2010 | FEAR OF SPIDERS CAN DEVELOP BEFORE BIRTH |
| Feb 20th, 2010 | GIANT FISH SWAM PREHISTORIC SEAS |
| Feb 20th, 2010 | LAB REACHES BIG BANG HEAT OF FOUR TRILLION DEGREES CELSIUS |
| Feb 20th, 2010 | ASPIRIN MIGHT REDUCE RECURRENCE RISK FOR BREAST CANCER SURVIVORS |
| Feb 20th, 2010 | INVENTOR DESIGNS SET OF ROCKETS MADE TO LOOK LIKE GIANT BOX OF CRAYONS |
| Feb 20th, 2010 | MOTHER FUCKER OLD WHITE GUY BEATS UP BLACK GUY ON BUS |
| Feb 20th, 2010 | SHARK AMPUTEE TATTOO |
| Feb 20th, 2010 | GARBAGE PAIL KID DEATH? VAYOR |
| Feb 20th, 2010 | HUGE SPIDERS AND ANTI-FREEZE FISH DISCOVERED IN DEPTHS OF ANTARCTICS SEAS |
| Feb 20th, 2010 | SMELLY PASSENGER REMOVED FROM PLANE |
| Feb 20th, 2010 | DOG ATTACKS OWN LEG |
| Feb 20th, 2010 | THE MANIFESTO OF AUSTIN, TEXAS CRASH PILOT |
| Feb 20th, 2010 | WRONG PLACE AT THE WRONG TIME OH SHIT MOMENT |
| Feb 20th, 2010 | FUCKED TURKEY |
| Feb 20th, 2010 | MAN HIRED, FIRED AND ARRESTED ALL IN THE SAME AFTERNOON |
| Feb 20th, 2010 | 13 WORDS NOT FOUND IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE |
| Feb 20th, 2010 | LITTLE GIRL CREATES SOME SHITTY ART |
| Feb 20th, 2010 | MONKEY TRAIN |
| Feb 19th, 2010 | ALABAMA PROFESSOR WHO SHOT AND KILLED THREE COLLEAGUES WANTS TO KNOW IF SHE STILL HAS A JOB |
| Feb 19th, 2010 | TREE-TRIMMING DISPUTE LEADS TO SHOOTING |
| Feb 19th, 2010 | WOMAN SUES FORTUNE TELLER FOR BEING A FRAUD |
| Feb 19th, 2010 | GROCERY STORE STAFF FINDS STEEL PINS IN BAKERY GOODS |
| Feb 19th, 2010 | DRUNK WOMAN DEMANDS SEXY VISIT WITH PRISONER |
| Feb 19th, 2010 | HOME DAMAGED BY FIRE CAUSED BY OWNER USING BLOWTORCH TO MELT ICE |
| Feb 19th, 2010 | WOMEN TO BE CANED FOR HAVING ILLICIT SEX |
| Feb 19th, 2010 | MAN BULLDOZES HOME BEFORE FORECLOSURE |
| Feb 19th, 2010 | TEEN PARENTS FACE CHARGES FOR BLINDFOLDING TODDLER |
| Feb 19th, 2010 | RUNAWAY ZEBRA CAPTURED IN DOWNTOWN ATLANTA |
| Feb 19th, 2010 | GROOM SHOT DEAD BY UNCLES STRAY CELEBRATORY BULLET |
| Feb 19th, 2010 | FOOT-LONG SURGICAL TOOL LEFT IN WOMANS ABDOMEN |
| Feb 19th, 2010 | APPLE BANS SEXUAL CONTENT FROM THE APP STORE |
| Feb 19th, 2010 | FAT BIRDS GET LAID SOONER AND HAVE MORE ONE-NIGHT STANDS |
| Feb 19th, 2010 | MASSIVE CREATURE STILL ROAMING THE ISLAND OF MADAGASCAR? |
| Feb 19th, 2010 | THE WORLDS FIRST TWEETING TREE |
| Feb 19th, 2010 | TWO LANGUAGES IN WOMB MAKES BILINGUAL BABIES |
| Feb 19th, 2010 | GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD VAYOR |
| Feb 19th, 2010 | ROCKET CAT |
| Feb 19th, 2010 | JAPANESE SUSHI DOG VAYOR |
| Feb 19th, 2010 | THE FUCK YOU BIRD |
| Feb 18th, 2010 | PLANE CRASHES INTO AUSTIN, TEXAS BUILDING |
| Feb 18th, 2010 | PELICAN ATTACKS WEATHERMAN |
| Feb 18th, 2010 | MAN PUNCHES GIRLFRIEND FOR NOT WAKING HIM UP IN TIME |
| Feb 18th, 2010 | GORDON LIGHTFOOT HEARS ON THE RADIO THAT HE WAS DEAD |
| Feb 18th, 2010 | NIGER PRESIDENT SEIZED IN MILITARY COUP |
| Feb 18th, 2010 | DUKE LACROSSE ACCUSER CHARGED WITH ATTEMPTED MURDER |
| Feb 18th, 2010 | DOCTORS REMOVE THREE-FOOT GUINEA WORM FROM WOMANS LEG |
| Feb 18th, 2010 | PROSTITUTES TRAINED TO USE DEFIBRILLATORS IN BROTHELS TO PREVENT CLIENTS FROM DYING |
| Feb 18th, 2010 | TEEN PULLS MOTHER AND HER CHILDREN FROM TRAINS PATH |
| Feb 18th, 2010 | AUSTRALIAS CANE TOADS FACE DEATH BY CAT FOOD |
| Feb 18th, 2010 | FAMILY ACCUSES FUNERAL HOME CREMATING WRONG BODY |
| Feb 18th, 2010 | MISSING HEAD FOUND IN LAKE |
| Feb 18th, 2010 | WIFE ARRESTED AFTER HER HUSBAND PISSED ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR |
| Feb 18th, 2010 | GROOM ARRESTED TWICE ON WEDDING NIGHT |
| Feb 18th, 2010 | ICELANDS PENIS MUSEUM |
| Feb 18th, 2010 | STRIP CLUB ETIQUETTE FROM A STRIPPER |
| Feb 18th, 2010 | CHICKENS SEE COLOR BETTER THAN HUMANS |
| Feb 18th, 2010 | NEW CLIP SHOWS JFK ARRIVING IN DALLAS IN 1963 |
| Feb 18th, 2010 | DEAD WOMAN COMES BACK TO LIFE AT BURIAL |
| Feb 18th, 2010 | ELTON JOHN CLAIMS JESUS WAS GAY |
| Feb 18th, 2010 | THE INVENTOR OF TIME TRAVEL |
| Feb 18th, 2010 | HEADSHOT VAYOR |
| Feb 18th, 2010 | GYM TEACHER COPS A FEEL |
| Feb 18th, 2010 | HEY LOOK AT ME, I AM A FUCKING DOUCHE BAG |
| Feb 18th, 2010 | NASTY ARM BURN |
| Feb 18th, 2010 | TURTLE SANDWHICH |
| Feb 18th, 2010 | THEIR PARENTS MUST BE SO PROUD |
| Feb 18th, 2010 | PICTURES OF TITS GETTING NAILED |
| Feb 17th, 2010 | COPS RESPOND TO BURGLARY, DISCOVER POT GROWING OPERATION |
| Feb 17th, 2010 | TEENAGER CONVICTED FOR FACEBOOK INSULT |
| Feb 17th, 2010 | CAT RESCUED AFTER WEDGING ITSELF IN PET FOOD CAN |
| Feb 17th, 2010 | ANGRY HUSBAND ATTACKS PLANE WITH MACHETE |
| Feb 17th, 2010 | OHIO HOSPITAL SYSTEM WILL NO LONGER HIRE SMOKERS |
| Feb 17th, 2010 | 5 SITES THAT ARE BETTER THAN GOOGLE |
| Feb 17th, 2010 | IDIOT ARRESTED AFTER POLICE FOLLOW FOOTPRINTS IN SNOW |
| Feb 17th, 2010 | BIG SCREW-UP LEADS TO BIG POT BUST |
| Feb 17th, 2010 | ASSHOLE SENTENCED FOR RAPING DAUGHTER |
| Feb 17th, 2010 | RIOT BREAKS OUT AT CHUCK E. CHEESE |
| Feb 17th, 2010 | 11-YEAR-OLD TRIES STABBING CLASSMATE OVER MATH PROBLEMS |
| Feb 17th, 2010 | DAD COULD BE JAILED FOR TAKING GIRL TO CHURCH |
| Feb 17th, 2010 | BIG SENSITIVE BLACK GUY HURT BY DESCRIPTION ON PIZZA HUT RECEIPT |
| Feb 17th, 2010 | MAN SLEEPS ON 52 DIFFERENT COUCHES IN 52 WEEKS |
| Feb 17th, 2010 | WOMEN ARE NOT HAVING SEX BECAUSE THE MALE LIBIDO IS IN DECLINE |
| Feb 17th, 2010 | NINA HARTLEY DISCUSSES CLITORAL SENSITIVITY |
| Feb 17th, 2010 | EVER WONDER WHY SOME PEOPLE TURNED ON BY FEET? |
| Feb 17th, 2010 | IS INTERNET PORN KILLING ITSELF? |
| Feb 17th, 2010 | WIENER DOG |
| Feb 17th, 2010 | MAN TAKES PHOTO OF A GHOST INSIDE RUINED CASTLE |
| Feb 17th, 2010 | PENTAGON LOOKS TO BUILD REAL-LIFE C3P0 |
| Feb 17th, 2010 | 130,000-YEAR-OLD SAILORS |
| Feb 17th, 2010 | AND THE GOAT JUMPED OVER THE BUTTON |
| Feb 17th, 2010 | FISHERMAN LENDING A HAND |
| Feb 17th, 2010 | EVIL CAT |
| Feb 17th, 2010 | NEVER BRING A GUN TO A KNIFE FIGHT UNLESS YOU HAVE THIS GUN |
| Feb 17th, 2010 | MAN OFFERS TO PAVE WOMANS DRIVEWAY IN EXCHANGE FOR A BLOW JOB |
| Feb 17th, 2010 | WOMAN FINDS A BULL INSIDE HER HOUSE |
| Feb 17th, 2010 | JAPANESE WOMAN EATING PUSSY |
| Feb 17th, 2010 | KANGAROOS RUN WILD IN FRANCE |
| Feb 16th, 2010 | STUDY FINDS THAT MEN REFUSE CONDOMS BECAUSE OF POOR FIT |
| Feb 16th, 2010 | MITT ROMNEY ATTACKED BY PASSENGER ON FLIGHT FROM VANCOUVER WINTER OLYMPICS |
| Feb 16th, 2010 | 30 DUMB INVENTIONS |
| Feb 16th, 2010 | MAN KILLS LOVER AFTER SHE TOLD HIM HIS PENIS WAS NOT BIG ENOUGH FOR HER |
| Feb 16th, 2010 | 9-FOOT PYTHON STOLEN FROM PETTING ZOO |
| Feb 16th, 2010 | WOMEN LIKE TO SHOP BECAUSE OF THEIR ANCIENT GATHERING INSTINCTS |
| Feb 16th, 2010 | 79-YEAR-OLD MAN RESCUED FROM UNINHABITED ISLAND |
| Feb 16th, 2010 | BUSINESS IS A SNATCH FOR TOWING COMPANY |
| Feb 16th, 2010 | GUINEA PIG MEAT MAY BE SOLUTION TO CONGO HUNGER CRISIS |
| Feb 16th, 2010 | TEEN BEATEN TO DEATH AFTER BEING HIT BY CAR |
| Feb 16th, 2010 | GOOD GIRL NIPPLES |
| Feb 16th, 2010 | BRIDE OF BIGFOOT |
| Feb 16th, 2010 | INSTANT GARAGE BROUGHT TO YOU BY BUDWEISER |
| Feb 16th, 2010 | LITTLE GIRL LOVES HER DOLL |
| Feb 16th, 2010 | HISTORY OF SPONTANEOUS HUMAN COMBUSTION |
| Feb 16th, 2010 | GIANT SNAKE SCARES MAN TO DEATH |
| Feb 16th, 2010 | MAN USES VACUUM CLEANER TO CLIMB UP WALLS |
| Feb 16th, 2010 | VIDEO CAPTURES THE RESULT OF A SLEEPING BUS DRIVER |
| Feb 16th, 2010 | PHEASANT TERRORIZES VILLAGE |
| Feb 16th, 2010 | COUPLE KICKED OFF OF PLANE FOR ASKING FOR WATER |
| Feb 16th, 2010 | HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN POTATO LAUNCHER |
| Feb 16th, 2010 | 2% OR 98% OF POPULATION? |
| Feb 16th, 2010 | RADIOACTIVE PUSSY |
| Feb 16th, 2010 | CLIMBER FALLS INSIDE MOUNT ST. HELENS |
| Feb 16th, 2010 | CHEF UPSETS VIEWERS WITH HIS CAT CASSEROLE |
| Feb 15th, 2010 | SERVICE WILL TAKE CARE OF YOUR PETS AFTER THE RAPTURE |
| Feb 15th, 2010 | TIGER WOODS KNOCKED UP PORN STAR TWICE |
| Feb 15th, 2010 | SEVEN-YEAR-OLD RIO CARNIVAL QUEEN BURSTS INTO TEARS |
| Feb 15th, 2010 | MAN BUILDS FOUR-ROOM IGLOO IN HIS FRONT YARD |
| Feb 15th, 2010 | RONALD MCDONALD ARRESTED FOR POT POSSESSION |
| Feb 15th, 2010 | CITY CONFISCATES TRASH BARRELS OVER DELINQUENT FEES |
| Feb 15th, 2010 | PLANE MAKES EMERGENCY LANDING ON CALIFORNIA HIGHWAY |
| Feb 15th, 2010 | WOMAN DROVE DRUNK TO VISIT JAILED INMATE |
| Feb 15th, 2010 | FAMILY THOUGHT GIANT PET RABBIT WAS POSSESSED |
| Feb 15th, 2010 | DRUNKEN FACE TATTOOS RUIN MANS FUNERAL DIRECTOR DREAM |
| Feb 15th, 2010 | MAN SUES FOR IM GAY LICENSE PLATE |
| Feb 15th, 2010 | CLINT EASTWOOD CO-STAR GOES APE AND BITES IOWA WOMAN |
| Feb 15th, 2010 | DEATH ROW INMATE DIES OF OLD AGE |
| Feb 15th, 2010 | PIT BULL VS. PORCUPINE |
| Feb 15th, 2010 | 6-YEAR-OLD BOY RECEIVES $160,000 FOR TOUCHING A GIRL CLASSMATE |
| Feb 15th, 2010 | THE GATORCYCLE |
| Feb 15th, 2010 | BOOTLEGGERS ACCUSED OF RAPING AND BURYING ALIVE RIVAL GANG |
| Feb 15th, 2010 | WOMAN TRIED TO THROW BOMB AT NEIGHBOR OVER INTERNET USE |
| Feb 15th, 2010 | GOLF BALL FOUND LODGED IN A DEAD MANS THROAT |
| Feb 15th, 2010 | MEDICAL SPATULA FOUND IN WOMANS ABDOMEN |
| Feb 15th, 2010 | MAN SHOCKS NEIGHBORHOOD AFTER CARVING DEAD TREE INTO A PENIS |
| Feb 15th, 2010 | SQUIRREL BANNED FROM RIDING ROLLERCOASTER |
| Feb 15th, 2010 | 60-YEAR-OLD WOMAN PUNCHES SHARK |
| Feb 15th, 2010 | WOMAN SUES AFTER NURSING STRANGERS BABY |
| Feb 15th, 2010 | OTTER MISTAKEN FOR DROWNING SNOWMOBILER |
| Feb 15th, 2010 | MAN SPENDS TWO YEARS LOOKING FOR GIRLFRIENDS G-SPOT |
| Feb 14th, 2010 | BEST VALENTINES GIFT EVER |
| Feb 14th, 2010 | ACTOR KEVIN SMITH TOO FAT TO FLY WITH SOUTHWEST AIRLINES |
| Feb 14th, 2010 | OHIO MAN ATTEMPTS 24-HOUR HUGGING RECORD |
| Feb 14th, 2010 | ALABAMA COLLEGE SHOOTING SUSPECT KILLED HER BROTHER IN 1986 |
| Feb 14th, 2010 | FAMILY DOG STOLEN AFTER CAR ACCIDENT |
| Feb 14th, 2010 | WOMAN CLAIMED SHE WAS A MESSENGER FROM GOD WHILE BREAKING INTO HER NEIGHBORS HOUSE WITH A GUN |
| Feb 14th, 2010 | THE VOLUNTARY HUMAN EXTINCTION MOVEMENT |
| Feb 14th, 2010 | POLICE UNABLE TO SAVE GIRL FROM ICY RIVER BECAUSE OF HEALTH AND SAFETY |
| Feb 14th, 2010 | WOMAN FOUND GUILTY OF SETTING FIRE TO STRIPPER IN BIKINI BAR FEUD |
| Feb 14th, 2010 | WOMAN CHARGED WITH MURDERING GRANDCHILDREN |
| Feb 14th, 2010 | SUSPECT LOSES LEGS AFTER HIGH-SPEED PURSUIT |
| Feb 14th, 2010 | BOYFRIEND ALMOST SEVERED WOMANS FOOT WHILE BEATING HER WITH A PIECE OF WOOD |
| Feb 14th, 2010 | TEENS CHARGED AFTER DECIDING TO KILL THEIR CLASSMATE |
| Feb 14th, 2010 | FARMER CONVICTED OF PLANTING LANDMINES IN FIELD TO STOP TRESPASSERS |
| Feb 14th, 2010 | IOWA MAN SENTENCED FOR POSSESSING DRAWINGS OF CHILDREN BEING SEXUALLY ABUSED |
| Feb 14th, 2010 | MORGUE HELD CONTEST FOR THE MOST GRISLY DEATH-SCENE PHOTOS |
| Feb 14th, 2010 | TEEN FOUND IN IGLOO WITH POT, BONGS AND A KNIFE |
| Feb 14th, 2010 | FIBULA AND JAWBONE FOUND IN FIRE PIT |
| Feb 14th, 2010 | OHIO MAN SHOT AND KILLED WHILE SHOVELING SNOW |
| Feb 14th, 2010 | CHIMPANZEE ATTACKS VOLUNTEER AT SANCTUARY |
| Feb 14th, 2010 | DISMEMBERED BODY FOUNG ON FREEWAY |
| Feb 14th, 2010 | GOOGLE STREET VIEW SHOWS MURDER SCENE |
| Feb 14th, 2010 | MAN FINED $50 FOR SNIFFING BAKERY CAKES |
| Feb 14th, 2010 | FARMER MAKES MANURE VALENTINE FOR HIS WIFE |
| Feb 14th, 2010 | THE MOST PROMISCUOUS ANIMALS |
| Feb 14th, 2010 | EYE POPPING DEATH VAYOR |
| Feb 14th, 2010 | NEW DRUG TO HELP WOMEN CUM SOONER |
| Feb 14th, 2010 | FACEBOOK BANS PICTURES OF SUCKLING PIGGIES |
| Feb 14th, 2010 | DO SPEEDY ELEPHANTS WALK OR RUN? |
| Feb 14th, 2010 | SCIENTISTS FREEZE WATER WITH HEAT |
| Feb 14th, 2010 | SUPER OBAMA FLOAT DEBUTS AT CARNIVAL |
| Feb 14th, 2010 | PEDO BARNEY |
| Feb 14th, 2010 | HAPPY VALENTINES DAY |
| Feb 14th, 2010 | JAPANESE PUKE FETISH VAYOR |
| Feb 14th, 2010 | FISH ASSHOLES |
| Feb 14th, 2010 | NOT THE BRIGHTEST STORK IN THE SWAMP |
| Feb 13th, 2010 | OLYMPIC ATHLETE DIES IN TRAINING |
| Feb 12th, 2010 | TEEN SURVIVES BEING SUCKED THROUGH RIVER INTAKE PIPE |
| Feb 12th, 2010 | STORM COULD MEAN SNOW ON GROUND IN ALL 50 STATES |
| Feb 12th, 2010 | 15-YEAR-OLD ARRESTED FOR SHOOTING ICE CREAM VENDOR |
| Feb 12th, 2010 | FAT CHILDREN TWICE AS LIKELY TO DIE BEFORE 55 |
| Feb 12th, 2010 | 79-YEAR-OLD CLAIMS HE IS CHARLES LINDBERGHS BABY |
| Feb 12th, 2010 | SCIENTISTS CLAIM RELIGIOUS PEOPLE ARE BRAIN DAMAGED |
| Feb 12th, 2010 | WOMANS BODY FOUND IN MIDDLE SCHOOL GARBAGE CAN |
| Feb 12th, 2010 | WOMAN POSTS PICTURES OF HER EX-BOYFRIENDS PENIS ON LAMPPOSTS |
| Feb 12th, 2010 | BOY ARRESTED AFTER SHOOTING OF 2-YEAR-OLD GIRL |
| Feb 12th, 2010 | THE BIGGEST CRAB EVER SEEN IN BRITAIN IS STILL GROWING |
| Feb 12th, 2010 | MAN USES FINGERS TO PUNCTURE ANOTHER MANS TESTICLES DURING FIGHT |
| Feb 12th, 2010 | WOMANS BODY WAS FOUND FACE-DOWN OUTSIDE A TOILET |
| Feb 12th, 2010 | NURSING HOME STAFF ACCUSED OF TAKING NUDE PHOTOS OF PATIENTS |
| Feb 12th, 2010 | CYCLOPS BABIES BLAMED ON THE ENVIRONMENT |
| Feb 12th, 2010 | CHRISTIAN TV PRESENTER READS OUT STAR WARS PLOT |
| Feb 12th, 2010 | SPECIALIST FITS ARTIFICIAL LEFT FOOT TO PATIENT WHO HAD LOST HIS RIGHT LEG |
| Feb 12th, 2010 | BORDER AGENTS FIND POT IN FRAMED JESUS PICTURES |
| Feb 12th, 2010 | EYES CARVED OUT VAYOR |
| Feb 12th, 2010 | LARGE EYE TUMOR VAYOR |
| Feb 12th, 2010 | AFRICAN BABY CIRCUMCISION |
| Feb 12th, 2010 | THE MUSCULAR MUTT |
| Feb 12th, 2010 | THE 5 MOST DANGEROUS SEX POSITIONS |
| Feb 11th, 2010 | ARMED NUTCASE BUSTED AT BORDER |
| Feb 11th, 2010 | TOP 15 DOUCHIEST JOHN MAYER QUOTES |
| Feb 11th, 2010 | POLICE DETAIL BLOODY FIGHT BETWEEN CYCLIST AND DRIVER |
| Feb 11th, 2010 | EXCUSE ME WHILE I WHIP THIS OUT |
| Feb 11th, 2010 | JURY CLEARS DAD WHO CUT OFF THUGS EAR WITH SAMURAI SWORD |
| Feb 11th, 2010 | MAN CHARGED WITH TELLING POLICE DOG TO SIT |
| Feb 11th, 2010 | KFC OFFERS $500 WORTH OF GRILLED CHICKEN AS THEFT REWARD |
| Feb 11th, 2010 | MAFIA HIT MAN FINDS REDEMPTION IN ART |
| Feb 11th, 2010 | 11-YEAR-OLD BOY FACES ASSAULT AND WEAPON CHARGES FOR TRYING TO STAB A CLASSMATE WITH A PENCIL |
| Feb 11th, 2010 | MINNEAPOLIS AIRPORT POLICE SEEK INTRUDER CARRYING LEOPARD STUFFED ANIMAL |
| Feb 11th, 2010 | STUDY FINDS THAT FAT MEN HAVE HIGHER CHANCE OF SURVIVING A CAR CRASH |
| Feb 11th, 2010 | BIKINI COFFEE SHOP OWNER ACCUSED OF STIFFING EMPLOYEES |
| Feb 11th, 2010 | BABY BORN WITHOUT A CHIN |
| Feb 11th, 2010 | CHILLING AERIAL PHOTOS OF 9/11 ATTACK RELEASED |
| Feb 11th, 2010 | FULL-BODY SCANNER DETECTS WOMANS FAKE LEFT BREAST |
| Feb 11th, 2010 | 14-YEAR-OLD GIRL BEATEN AND HELD PRISONER BY HER PARENTS |
| Feb 11th, 2010 | COUPLE CHARGED WITH THE TORTURE AND MURDER OF THEIR 7-YEAR-OLD ADOPTED DAUGHTER |
| Feb 11th, 2010 | 16-YEAR-OLD GIRL FALLS IN LOVE WITH 26-YEAR-OLD SOCCER COACH |
| Feb 11th, 2010 | MOTHER HAS 14TH CHILD TAKEN INTO CARE |
| Feb 11th, 2010 | INDIA TO TEST NEW 5000-KM NUCLEAR MISSILE WITHIN YEAR |
| Feb 11th, 2010 | SUPER FART SPRAY FORCES WAL-MART EVACUATION |
| Feb 11th, 2010 | GREAT WHITE WHALE VAYOR |
| Feb 11th, 2010 | MAN WALKS INTO WAL-MART AND SMASHES 29 TVS WITH BAT |
| Feb 11th, 2010 | FLAMING DOG SHIT PRANK RESULTS IN CHARGES |
| Feb 11th, 2010 | NEW YORK MARKS 75TH YEAR OF GATOR LEGEND |
| Feb 11th, 2010 | MAN HAS NOSE BITTEN OFF |
| Feb 11th, 2010 | SLAVE WHORE |
| Feb 11th, 2010 | SHIT STAIN GAY BOY VAYOR |
| Feb 10th, 2010 | MAN ARRESTED WITH $1.6 BILLION IN PHONY TREASURY NOTES |
| Feb 10th, 2010 | TEACHER HITS STUDENT WITH CLIPBOARD |
| Feb 10th, 2010 | COWS, GOATS, PIGS AND CHICKENS SCATTERED EVERYWHERE AFTER FATAL TRUCK CRASH |
| Feb 10th, 2010 | MARINES PISS OFF ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVISTS BY EATING SCORPIONS AND DRINKING SNAKE BLOOD |
| Feb 10th, 2010 | THE OBAMA SELF-PORTRAIT |
| Feb 10th, 2010 | NAKED BODY SCANNER IMAGES OF FILM STAR PRINTED AND CIRCULATED BY AIRPORT STAFF |
| Feb 10th, 2010 | TOURISTS TRAPPED AT 905 FEET INSIDE WORLDS TALLEST BUILDING ELEVATOR |
| Feb 10th, 2010 | STRIP CLUB OFFERS LAP DANCES FOR HAITI, RAISED NEARLY $1,000 FOR VICTIMS |
| Feb 10th, 2010 | POLICE FIND WOMANS ARM AND PIECES OF HER SKULL IN HER REFRIGERATOR |
| Feb 10th, 2010 | DRUNK MAN WAKES UP ON RAILROAD TRACKS ONLY TO DISCOVER HE WAS HIT BY A TRAIN DURING HIS BLACKOUT |
| Feb 10th, 2010 | BABYSITTER USED DRAIN CLEANER TO KILL CRYING TODDLER |
| Feb 10th, 2010 | CAREER CRIMINAL ESCAPES FROM PRISON TO PROVE HE WAS NOT A THREAT |
| Feb 10th, 2010 | DEADLIEST CATCH CAPTAIN PHIL HARRIS DIES AFTER STROKE |
| Feb 10th, 2010 | LIFE-SIZED FIBERGLASS COW STOLEN FROM SCHOOL |
| Feb 10th, 2010 | INDIAN MANS INTERNAL ORGANS ALL BACK-TO-FRONT |
| Feb 10th, 2010 | THIEF ROBS ARCADE WITH CUP OF COFFEE |
| Feb 10th, 2010 | MAN ROBBED WHILE BUYING CRACK WITH CREDIT CARD |
| Feb 10th, 2010 | PEDOBEAR IS 2010 VANCOUVER OLYMPIC MASCOT |
| Feb 10th, 2010 | ELECTRIC PLANES COULD TRANSFORM HOW WE FLY |
| Feb 10th, 2010 | HOW BOTOX MAY REALLY KEEP US FROM FEELING SAD |
| Feb 10th, 2010 | THOUSANDS OF DINOSAUR FOOTPRINTS UNCOVERED IN CHINA |
| Feb 10th, 2010 | DOCTORS STUNNED WHEN 3-YEAR-OLD GIRLS BRAIN TUMOR DISAPPEARS |
| Feb 10th, 2010 | WHAT DO WE KNOW ABOUT THE HUMAN BRAIN AND THE WAY IT FUNCTIONS? |
| Feb 10th, 2010 | SCIENTISTS DISCOVER FEMALE SEX HORMONE IN A WALNUT TREE |
| Feb 10th, 2010 | PHYSICIST DISCOVERS HOW TO TELEPORT ENERGY |
| Feb 10th, 2010 | GROSS GRANNY ON THE BEACH |
| Feb 10th, 2010 | FARM FUN IN THE VILLAGE |
| Feb 10th, 2010 | ODD BELLY |
| Feb 10th, 2010 | CHEESE BURGER HEAD |
| Feb 10th, 2010 | TERRORIST SET FREE AND GIVEN A CAR |
| Feb 10th, 2010 | EVER WONDER WHAT CAME BEFORE THE BIG BANG? |
| Feb 10th, 2010 | TREE CARVING IN CALIFORNIA HINTS AT ANCIENT ASTRONOMY |
| Feb 10th, 2010 | GIANT BIZARRE DEEP SEA FISH FILMED IN GULF OF MEXICO |
| Feb 10th, 2010 | THIRD-HAND SMOKE FOUND ON HAIR AND CLOTHING JUST AS DANGEROUS AS CIGARETTE FUMES |
| Feb 10th, 2010 | 1800-YEAR-OLD GREEK CHURCH TO BE RESTORED |
| Feb 10th, 2010 | PENTAGON WANTS TO BREED IMMORTAL SYNTHETIC ORGANISMS |
| Feb 10th, 2010 | TOO MUCH SEX IS BAD FOR YOUR WRISTS |
| Feb 9th, 2010 | 60-YEAR-OLD MAN ARRESTED FOR DRESSING LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS |
| Feb 9th, 2010 | MAN ARRESTED WEARING WOMENS PANTS WITH A HOLE IN THE CROTCH EXPOSING HIS GENITALS |
| Feb 9th, 2010 | SCHOOL SECRETARY FIRED AFTER SHE KEPT SPEAKING SPANISH TO LATINO PARENTS |
| Feb 9th, 2010 | HAIR EXTENSIONS CAUSING BALDNESS |
| Feb 9th, 2010 | 6 SHOCKINGLY EVIL THINGS BABIES ARE CAPABLE OF |
| Feb 9th, 2010 | 3 HOME HABITS HELP YOUNGSTERS STAY SLIM |
| Feb 9th, 2010 | HALF-NAKED WOMEN PROTEST UKRAINIAN ELECTION |
| Feb 9th, 2010 | VET IN TROUBLE AFTER DECIDING TO PUT A DOGS TESTICLE IN HIS MOUTH |
| Feb 9th, 2010 | STUDY FINDS THAT ERRANT GENE MAY MAKE SOME PEOPLE AGE FASTER |
| Feb 9th, 2010 | CANADIAN ASTRONOMERS FIND TWO FOUNTAINS OF YOUTH |
| Feb 9th, 2010 | DEAD MAN FOUND IN LANDING GEAR OF DELTA AIRLINER |
| Feb 9th, 2010 | POLICE OFFICER ARRESTED AFTER BAR DISTURBANCE |
| Feb 9th, 2010 | THE OBAMA TALKING BULLSHITTER DOLL |
| Feb 8th, 2010 | MAN SETS WORLD RECORD BY SWALLOWING 18 SWORDS |
| Feb 8th, 2010 | WOMAN HAS TO CRAWL UNDER TWO RAILROAD CARS TO LEAVE HOME |
| Feb 8th, 2010 | JACK NICHOLSON PLANNING SKY BURIAL |
| Feb 8th, 2010 | WYOMING BILLBOARD |
| Feb 8th, 2010 | FATHER ACCUSED OF WATERBOARDING 4-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER |
| Feb 8th, 2010 | STUDY LINKS SUGARY SOFT DRINKS TO PANCREAS CANCER |
| Feb 8th, 2010 | NURSE REPORTS DOCTOR FOR PRACTICING BAD MEDICINE |
| Feb 7th, 2010 | WOMAN KEEPS 100-POUND RODENT AS A PET |
| Feb 7th, 2010 | MAN WANTED COPS TO LET HIM FINISH EATING HIS MEAT PIE BEFORE BEING ARRESTED FOR STABBING HIS STEPSON IN THE NECK |
| Feb 7th, 2010 | SINGING FRANK SINATRAS VERSION OF MY WAY AT A KARAOKE BAR IN THE PHILIPPINES COULD GET YOU KILLED |
| Feb 7th, 2010 | SHOWER FUN WITH FATTY |
| Feb 7th, 2010 | PIECE OF A CARGO PLANE PLUNGES ONTO MALL PARKING LOT |
| Feb 7th, 2010 | CITY EMPLOYEE SUES FOR ARREST OVER $2.50 ICE CREAM SUNDAE |
| Feb 7th, 2010 | BRAZIL HANDING OUT 55 MILLION CONDOMS FOR CARNIVAL |
| Feb 7th, 2010 | MEN LOOK AT PORN BECAUSE WOMEN DO NOT TAKE CARE OF THEIR SEXUAL NEEDS |
| Feb 7th, 2010 | SOCIALITE RICH BITCH KILLS 8-YEAR-OLD SON |
| Feb 7th, 2010 | 16-YEAR-OLD SPANISH MATADOR KILLED SIX BULLS IN ONE AFTERNOON |
| Feb 7th, 2010 | NINTH-GRADER FATALLY SHOT BY CLASSMATE AT ALABAMA SCHOOL |
| Feb 7th, 2010 | WOMANS EX-BOYFRIEND POSTS AD ON CRAIGSLIST CLAIMING TO BE HER AND WANTING TO BE RAPED, WELL GUESS WHAT HAPPENED |
| Feb 7th, 2010 | MAN WHO MURDERED HIS MOTHER AND GRANDPARENTS WILL SPEND THE REST OF HIS LIFE IN JAIL. |
| Feb 7th, 2010 | THREE ARMS CHOPPED OFF DURING GANG FIGHT |
| Feb 7th, 2010 | MUSEUM OF SEX SHOWS OFF DRESS MADE FROM 1,200 CONDOMS |
| Feb 7th, 2010 | TOP 5 UNDERWATER SEX ACTS |
| Feb 7th, 2010 | WIENERMOBILE MEET THE PUSSYMOBILE |
| Feb 7th, 2010 | HOW TO WRITE A 20 PAGE RESEARCH PAPER IN UNDER A DAY |
| Feb 7th, 2010 | FUGITIVE POSTS HIS LOCATION ON FACEBOOK, POLICE LOGIN TO EXPRESS THEIR THANKS |
| Feb 7th, 2010 | TALE OF THE RADIOACTIVE BOY SCOUT |
| Feb 7th, 2010 | TOP 10 PLACES YOU CAN NOT GO IN THE WORLD |
| Feb 7th, 2010 | THE GHOSTBUSTERS OF 1869 |
| Feb 7th, 2010 | WHITE FLOUR |
| Feb 7th, 2010 | THE FALL OF THE EMPIRE |
| Feb 6th, 2010 | PLATINUM BLONDE TEACHER UNDER INVESTIGATION FOR IMPROPER CONDUCT |
| Feb 6th, 2010 | OUR BRAIN ONLY ALLOWS US TO HAVE NO MORE THAN 150 FRIENDS |
| Feb 6th, 2010 | RUGBY TEAM LOOKING TO HIRE A GAL WITH BIG TITS OR A MIDGET TO SERVE BEER DURING A GAME |
| Feb 6th, 2010 | HITLER WOULD GULP DOWN A PRIMITIVE FORM OF VIAGRA MADE FROM BULL SEMEN BEFOR BANGING EVA BRAUN |
| Feb 6th, 2010 | TEACHER FORCES 14-YEAR-OLD STUDENT TO TOUCH HER BOOBS |
| Feb 6th, 2010 | FORMER MAYOR JAILED FOR BREAKING INTO HOMES AND JERKING OFF INTO WOMENS PANTIES |
| Feb 6th, 2010 | 7-YEAR-OLD AS SEXY SAMBA QUEEN STIRS CONTROVERSY |
| Feb 6th, 2010 | MAN CHARGED WITH OPERATING ON HIS OWN DOG |
| Feb 6th, 2010 | COP BLAMES FAILED DRUG TEST ON WIFE SPIKING HIS MEATBALLS WITH POT |
| Feb 6th, 2010 | FAKE DOCTOR FLEECED PATIENTS FOR MORE THAN $75,000 |
| Feb 6th, 2010 | MOM SHOOTS SONS DICK OFF |
| Feb 6th, 2010 | POLICE OBTAIN SEARCH WARRANTS FOR THE BOWEL MOVEMENTS OF SUSPECTED DRUG DEALER |
| Feb 6th, 2010 | FAMILY OF FIVE DEAD IN MURDER SUICIDE |
| Feb 6th, 2010 | FAMILY DOG CHEWS THE TOES OFF BABYS FOOT |
| Feb 6th, 2010 | COW TIPS OVER MAN AND STEPS ON HIM |
| Feb 6th, 2010 | MAN CAN CONTINUE HOLDING SEX PARTIES AS LONG AS HE DOES NOT CHARGE AN ENTRANCE FEE |
| Feb 6th, 2010 | TIGER WOODS USED SEX AS STRESS RELIEF, WIFE FORGIVES HIM |
| Feb 6th, 2010 | CHARGES IN MICHAEL JACKSON DEATH EXPECTED |
| Feb 5th, 2010 | HANDYMAN SAYS HE FORGIVES OFFICER WHO SHOT AT HIM |
| Feb 5th, 2010 | 12-YEAR-OLD ARRESTED DURING SCHOOL AFTER GETTING CAUGHT DOODLING ON DESK |
| Feb 5th, 2010 | RESTAURANT PROMOTES SEX IN ITS BATHROOMS |
| Feb 5th, 2010 | DAD AND HIS 15-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER FOUND DRUNK OFF THEIR ASSES IN CHURCH PARKING LOT |
| Feb 5th, 2010 | CAMEL BURGER NEWEST HEALTHY OPTION ON DUBAI MENU |
| Feb 5th, 2010 | COUPLE FOUGHT NAKED ON NEIGHBORS LAWN |
| Feb 5th, 2010 | COYOTE SEEN WANDERING CENTRAL PARK |
| Feb 5th, 2010 | MALE MODEL OFFERED COPS ORAL SEX IN RETURN FOR RELEASE |
| Feb 5th, 2010 | CONVICTIONS UPHELD IN MAX HARDCORE PORN CASE |
| Feb 5th, 2010 | DAD KILLS HIS 9-MONTH-OLD SON AND HIMSELF AFTER POSTING LETTER ON FACEBOOK |
| Feb 5th, 2010 | RELATIVES BURIED 16-YEAR-OLD GIRL ALIVE FOR TALKING TO BOYS |
| Feb 5th, 2010 | COP ACCUSED OF SQUEEZING BREAST MILK FROM WOMAN |
| Feb 5th, 2010 | MAN CAUGHT SHOPLIFTING WITH 75 BOTTLES OF LOTION STUFFED IN HIS PANTS |
| Feb 5th, 2010 | 9-YEAR-OLD BOY IN TROUBLE FOR BRINGING 2-INCH-LONG TOY GUN TO SCHOOL |
| Feb 5th, 2010 | DAD CHAINS TWO-YEAR-OLD SON TO LAMP POST WHILE AT WORK |
| Feb 5th, 2010 | MAN WHO WON A FOUR-YEAR LEGAL BATTLE TO SAVE HIS THREE DOGS ENDS UP BEING MAULED TO DEATH BY THEM |
| Feb 5th, 2010 | IRAN LAUNCHES RAT AND TURTLES INTO SPACE |
| Feb 5th, 2010 | HITLERS MEIN KAMPF TO BE REPUBLISHED IN GERMANY IN 2015 |
| Feb 5th, 2010 | THE RIP VAN WINKLE OF THE OLD WEST |
| Feb 5th, 2010 | A GOOD WAY TO FAIL YOUR ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASS |
| Feb 5th, 2010 | BEER, BABES, AND A SUPERBOWL COMMERCIAL EXPLOSION |
| Feb 5th, 2010 | SCIENTISTS CLOSER TO UNDERSTANDING WHY SPERM WIGGLE TOWARD THE EGG |
| Feb 5th, 2010 | FIVE THINGS THAT SCARE WOMEN IN BED |
| Feb 5th, 2010 | NEW VIEWS OF PLUTO REVEAL WEIRD BRIGHT SPOT |
| Feb 5th, 2010 | SLUT COMES WITH DIRECTIONS |
| Feb 5th, 2010 | FRESH PIG FOR SUPPER |
| Feb 5th, 2010 | SEPARATED AT BIRTH |
| Feb 4th, 2010 | GOOGLE TO ENLIST NSA TO HELP IT WARD OFF CYBERATTACKS |
| Feb 4th, 2010 | MAN KILLED BY PACK OF SHARKS OFF FLORIDA BEACH |
| Feb 4th, 2010 | MAYOR CHARGES $40 PER PERSON TO SEE ONE OF HIS SPEECHES |
| Feb 4th, 2010 | WOMAN ARRESTED FOR CALLING 911 FOUR TIMES ABOUT HER MISSING CELL PHONE |
| Feb 4th, 2010 | GRANNY KILLS TWO WOMEN PLAYING SLOT MACHINES AFTER CRASHING HER CAR INTO CASINO |
| Feb 4th, 2010 | MAN STABBED IN CHEST AFTER ASKING TWO WOMEN TO SUCK HIS CRANK FOR MONEY ON BEAVER STREET |
| Feb 4th, 2010 | LAUNDROMAT FLASHER FINALLY CAUGHT |
| Feb 4th, 2010 | WOMEN WHO GLUED MANS PENIS TO HIS STOMACH AVOID JAIL |
| Feb 4th, 2010 | FRITO LAY DELIVERY TRUCK STOLEN FROM SUPERMARKET PARKING LOT |
| Feb 4th, 2010 | MAN GRABS WOMANS BOOB ON DISNEY RIDE |
| Feb 4th, 2010 | TEEN AUCTIONS HER VIRGINITY TO RAISE MONEY FOR SCHOOL |
| Feb 4th, 2010 | MAN STEALS 700 GALLONS OF WATER |
| Feb 4th, 2010 | MAN TOLD DEMENTED GRANDMOTHER TO SAY HIS DRUGS WERE HERS |
| Feb 4th, 2010 | KILLER CUT OFF MANS HEAD THEN ATTEMPTED TO DISPOSE OF IT INSIDE A PIZZA OVEN |
| Feb 4th, 2010 | HUMANE SOCIETY EMPLOYEE FIRED AFTER LITERALLY GETTING IT DOGGYSTYLE |
| Feb 4th, 2010 | 14 STARVING CHIHUAHUAS EAT DEAD MASTERS CORPSE |
| Feb 4th, 2010 | BLOOD DRIPPING THROUGH OFFICE CEILING SPARKS POLICE MURDER HUNT |
| Feb 4th, 2010 | ROBBERS TRY TO DEEP FRY VICTIMS |
| Feb 4th, 2010 | KILLER MOM DROWNS HER TWO YOUNG SONS IN THE BATHTUB |
| Feb 4th, 2010 | HODDIE CONTORTIONIST |
| Feb 4th, 2010 | THIS GAME CONTROLLER IS TITS |
| Feb 4th, 2010 | KILLER MOM STABS HER TWO YOUNG SONS TO DEATH |
| Feb 4th, 2010 | MOM AND NEWBORN TRIPLETS FOUND DEAD ON FLOOR |
| Feb 4th, 2010 | PREGNANT WOMAN DEPORTED BY FAKE COP |
| Feb 4th, 2010 | MANS EYE POPS OUT AFTER ATTACK |
| Feb 4th, 2010 | WASHINGTON MAN WANTS TAPEWORM ON STATE SEAL |
| Feb 4th, 2010 | COP ARRESTED AFTER WRITING HUNDREDS OF FAKE CITATIONS TO DRIVERS |
| Feb 4th, 2010 | LITTLE GIRL KICKS MICKEY MOUSE SQUARE IN THE NUTS |
| Feb 4th, 2010 | NEW PILL WILL HELP YOU LIVE TO 100 |
| Feb 4th, 2010 | PIG LUNGS IN HUMAN TRANSPLANTS MOVE STEP CLOSER |
| Feb 4th, 2010 | BLACK POPEYE |
| Feb 3rd, 2010 | WOMAN WALKS HOME NOT REALIZING SHE HAD KNIFE PLUNGED DEEP INTO HER BACK |
| Feb 3rd, 2010 | STRIPPER WIN $100,000 LAWSUIT AFTER CRASHING HER CAR WHILE DRUNK |
| Feb 3rd, 2010 | SMOKER LOSES SIX TEETH WHEN CIGARETTE EXPLODES |
| Feb 3rd, 2010 | MILEY CYRUS 9-YEAR-OLD SISTER LAUNCHING A LINGERIE LINE FOR KIDS |
| Feb 3rd, 2010 | WOMEN SUICIDE BOMBERS NOW USING EXPLOSIVE BREAST IMPLANTS |
| Feb 3rd, 2010 | HALF-NAKED MAN ARMED WITH A CHISEL TRIES TO HIJACK BUS |
| Feb 3rd, 2010 | MAN PISSED HE HAD TO PAY BEFORE PUMPING CRASHES INTO GAS STATION |
| Feb 3rd, 2010 | HOW TO HIDE AN AIRPLANE FACTORY |
| Feb 3rd, 2010 | MOM OVERDOSED ON HEROIN WITH CHILD IN CAR |
| Feb 3rd, 2010 | PLASTIC PIECES FOUND IN HEINZ BABY FOOD |
| Feb 3rd, 2010 | LOSING TEETH IS SO EASY EVEN A CAVEMAN CAN DO IT |
| Feb 3rd, 2010 | DRUNK MAN ARRESTED FOR KISSING A POLICE DOG IN A BAR |
| Feb 3rd, 2010 | NEW RESEARCH FINDS THAT A MID-LIFE CRISIS IS ONLY A MYTH |
| Feb 3rd, 2010 | MAN GETS PET SNAKE HOOKED ON CIGARETTES |
| Feb 3rd, 2010 | COUPLE ARRESTED AFTER CHILDREN FOUND LIVING IN SHIT |
| Feb 3rd, 2010 | MORGUE WORKER SENTENCED FOR SCREWING CORPSES |
| Feb 3rd, 2010 | COP PLACED IN DOG CAGE AFTER BEING STOPPED FOR DRUNK DRIVING AND PUKING ALL OVER HIMSELF |
| Feb 3rd, 2010 | THE NETHERLANDS TO LOSE A MAJOR EXPORT AFTER BANNING BESTIALITY |
| Feb 3rd, 2010 | DEAD WOMANS TISSUE SAMPLE KEPT ALIVE FOR OVER 60 YEARS |
| Feb 3rd, 2010 | MAN WITH 21 KNIVES ARRESTED AFTER CALLING POLICE |
| Feb 3rd, 2010 | WOMAN HITS BUS DRIVER IN THE HEAD WITH A SNOWBALL |
| Feb 3rd, 2010 | AUSTRALIA NAMED THE MOST SINFUL NATION |
| Feb 3rd, 2010 | BANKER CAUGHT ON CAMERA LOOKING AT PORN IN THE OFFICE |
| Feb 3rd, 2010 | GIANT SQUID INVADE CALIFORNIA |
| Feb 3rd, 2010 | WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT GIVE ELEPHANTS LSD |
| Feb 3rd, 2010 | DRIVER TAKES OUT A BUNCH OF PEOPLE ON SNOW COVERED ROAD |
| Feb 3rd, 2010 | AMERICAS GOOFIEST PATENTS |
| Feb 3rd, 2010 | MOM LEAVES BABY IN FRIGID CAR WHILE GETTING NAILS DONE |
| Feb 3rd, 2010 | DRUNK DRIVER SENTENCED FOR HITTING PEDESTRIANS AFTER FOOTBALL GAME |
| Feb 3rd, 2010 | NEW BRETT FAVRE T-SHIRT |
| Feb 3rd, 2010 | WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU ARE BORED AT WORK |
| Feb 3rd, 2010 | THEY ONLY COME OUT AT NIGHT |
| Feb 3rd, 2010 | YET ANOTHER REASON NOT TO SMOKE CRACK! |
| Feb 3rd, 2010 | GIRL FIGHT VIDEOS ARE SWEEPING THE INTERNET, MORE THAN 267,000 ON YOUTUBE ALONE |
| Feb 3rd, 2010 | JUST CALL THIS GUY TINY VAYOR |
| Feb 3rd, 2010 | 9-YEAR-OLD GIRL GIVES BIRTH |
| Feb 2nd, 2010 | MAN LIVES IN AIRPORT TERMINAL FOR THREE MONTHS |
| Feb 2nd, 2010 | GANGS USING FACEBOOK AND TWITTER MORE OFTEN |
| Feb 2nd, 2010 | ALASKA ADOPTS ITS OWN VERSION OF GROUNDHOG DAY |
| Feb 2nd, 2010 | 61-YEAR-OLD WOMAN CHASES BRA AND TUNA THIEF OUT OF HER HOME |
| Feb 2nd, 2010 | POLICE CHARGE TEEN WITH EATING MARIJUANA STASH WHILE BEING PULLED OVER |
| Feb 2nd, 2010 | HONKED HORN LEADS TO DEADLY CRASH AT MCDONALDS DRIVE-THRU |
| Feb 2nd, 2010 | MAN HURT AS HOMEMADE ROCKET EXPLODES |
| Feb 2nd, 2010 | RARE AILMENT MAKES 13-YEAR-OLD GIRL LOOK LIKE A 50-YEAR-OLD |
| Feb 2nd, 2010 | 15-YEAR-OLD GIRL WITH NO VAGINA BECOMES PREGNANT AFTER BEING STABBED WHILE GIVING A BLOW JOB |
| Feb 2nd, 2010 | MISS FLORIDA WANTS TIM TEBOW TO TOSS ONE TOWARDS HER TIGHT END |
| Feb 2nd, 2010 | PARENTS KEEP DAUGHTER LOCKED IN CLOSET FOR OVER A YEAR |
| Feb 2nd, 2010 | PSYCHOLOGICAL DISORDER CAUSES SOME TO PERCEIVE THEMSELVES AS UGLY |
| Feb 2nd, 2010 | TEACHER CHARGED AFTER TURNING HIS FOURTH-GRADE CLASSROOM INTO A FIGHTING RING |
| Feb 2nd, 2010 | WOMAN DISCOVERS THAT ALL SIX EGGS IN A SINGLE BOX HAD DOUBLE YOLKS |
| Feb 2nd, 2010 | MAN JAILED FOR YELLING AT PARROT |
| Feb 2nd, 2010 | A REALLY BIG SNAPPER |
| Feb 2nd, 2010 | PARTY TILL YOU PISS |
| Feb 2nd, 2010 | GRIM REAPER CAT PREDICTS 50 DEATHS IN NURSING HOME |
| Feb 2nd, 2010 | 20 THINGS THAT HAPPEN IN 1 MINUTE |
| Feb 2nd, 2010 | ICE SKATING BEAR KILLS CIRCUS WORKER |
| Feb 2nd, 2010 | GAY E.T. |
| Feb 1st, 2010 | 1 IN 3 CHILDREN THINK THEIR TEACHER IS AN ALIEN |
| Feb 1st, 2010 | EVER WONDER WHAT PEOPLE THINK OF YOU, BUT TOO EMBARRASSED TO ASK? |
| Feb 1st, 2010 | SPANISH DISCO BEGINS OFFERING FREE VIBRATORS |
| Feb 1st, 2010 | HYPNOTIST ADMITS USING MIND CONTROL ON GIRLFRIEND |
| Feb 1st, 2010 | WORLDS FATTEST MAN AFTER OPERATION IS STILL WORLDS FATTEST MAN |
| Feb 1st, 2010 | AUSTRALIANS WOULD RATHER GIVE UP SEX, CARS AND THEIR FRIENDS THAN GIVE UP BOOZE |
| Feb 1st, 2010 | TRUCKER BLAMES WENDYS CHILI FOR CRASH |
| Feb 1st, 2010 | ROBBER CALLS POLICE HIMSELF |
| Feb 1st, 2010 | TSA WORKER ARRESTED AFTER ASKING 15-YEAR-OLD GIRL TO BE HIS SEX SLAVE |
| Feb 1st, 2010 | SCIENTISTS FIND THAT OVEREATING IS AS ADDICTIVE AS COCAINE |
| Feb 1st, 2010 | THE 10 MOST EXPENSIVE AUCTION ITEMS OF ALL TIME |
| Feb 1st, 2010 | THE ROBOT WITH THE NEVER-ENDING BOWEL MOVEMENT |
| Feb 1st, 2010 | MAN CRASHES INTO TOYOTA DEALERSHIP TRYING TO RETURN HIS RECALLED TOYOTA PICKUP TRUCK |
| Feb 1st, 2010 | MAN ROBS FLPPED TAXI CAB WITH INJURED PEOPLE INSIDE |
| Feb 1st, 2010 | MAN STARTS ON FIRE AFTER POLICE TASERING |
| Feb 1st, 2010 | MAN CONVICTED OF KILLING HIS SON IN 1991 IS ARRESTED AGAIN AFTER KILLING HIS LATEST SON |
| Feb 1st, 2010 | MAN TRYING TO ROB A MAGGOT FARM SUFFERS A FRACTURED SKULL AFTER BEING HIT OVER THE HEAD WITH A CROWBAR INSTEAD |
| Feb 1st, 2010 | NINE-YEAR-OLD BOY DIES WHILE BEING TORN APART BY WILD DOGS |
| Feb 1st, 2010 | DOG SWALLOWS A RUBBER DUCKY |
| Feb 1st, 2010 | MYSTERY OF HANGED MANS CORPSE IS REVEALED |
| Feb 1st, 2010 | HUNTER ACCIDENTALLY SHOT BY HIS OWN DOG |
| Feb 1st, 2010 | SCHOOLGIRL SUFFERS FROSTBITE AFTER DOING CARTWHEELS IN HER UNDERWEAR |
| Feb 1st, 2010 | THE BAHIA BEAST |
| Feb 1st, 2010 | EVER WONDER WHAT GOES ON IN SEX REHAB? |
| Feb 1st, 2010 | PHOTOGRAPHER SHITS HIMSELF AS POLAR BEAR CHARGES |
| Jan 31st, 2010 | RIP TORN RIPS OFF BANK |
| Jan 31st, 2010 | BALTIMORE HOMELESS DONATE $14.64 FOR QUAKE VICTIMS |
| Jan 31st, 2010 | GIANT GEORGE COULD BE THE WORLDS BIGGEST DOG |
| Jan 31st, 2010 | DOGS THAT WAG THEIR TAIL TO THE LEFT ARE MORE FRIENDLY |
| Jan 31st, 2010 | GRANDMA ACCUSED OF DRUGGING 1-YEAR-OLD GRANDDAUGHTER |
| Jan 31st, 2010 | CUCUMBER BILLBOARD ADVERTISING CONDOMS PISSES OFF TEXANS |
| Jan 31st, 2010 | JOHN EDWARDS SEX TAPE FOUND IN A BOX OF WHITE TRASH |
| Jan 31st, 2010 | PRISON INMATES GET TIME OFF SENTENCES FOR TAKING YOGA OR MAKES IT EASIER FOR TAKING IT UP THE ASS |
| Jan 31st, 2010 | MAN FINDS FACE OF JESUS ON COCONUT |
| Jan 31st, 2010 | THE WORLDS LARGEST VOLCANIC ISLAND IS ON A LAKE, ON A LARGER ISLAND, ON A LARGER LAKE, ON ANOTHER BIGGER ISLAND |
| Jan 31st, 2010 | BURGLARY SUSPECT ATTEMPTS GETAWAY IN PEDAL BOAT |
| Jan 31st, 2010 | PUSSY TREE-SITTING ACTIVISTS CLIMB DOWN AFTER ONLY NINE DAYS |
| Jan 31st, 2010 | TO SHAVE OR NOT TO SHAVE, LETS DISCUSS PUBIC HAIR |
| Jan 31st, 2010 | CELEBRITY SEX TAPE POLL |
| Jan 31st, 2010 | 5-YEAR-OLD DRAWS UFO AFTER REPORTING ROUND PLANE WITH BOLTS |
| Jan 31st, 2010 | NEW DINOSAUR DISCOVERED WAS RELATIVE OF TYRANNOSAURUS REX |
| Jan 31st, 2010 | DRUG COULD TURN SOLDIERS INTO SUPER-SURVIVORS |
| Jan 31st, 2010 | HOW TO BUILD A STAR ON EARTH |
| Jan 31st, 2010 | DINOSAURS SHOW THEIR TRUE COLORS FOR THE FIRST TIME |
| Jan 31st, 2010 | EXPERTS UNVEIL DINO, OLDEST KNOWN ANCESTOR OF BIRDS |
| Jan 31st, 2010 | 20 GADGETS THAT INNOVATE ORDINARY THINGS |
| Jan 31st, 2010 | DOG EATS 13 GOLF BALLS |
| Jan 31st, 2010 | ONE MANS QUEST FOR EVERY BEARD TYPE |
| Jan 31st, 2010 | EVER WONDER WHY DOGS EAT SHIT? |
| Jan 31st, 2010 | MAN ASKS VOLUNTEERS TO CARRY HIM UP MANHATTAN FOR 9.4 MILES |
| Jan 31st, 2010 | THINGS YOU DID NOT KNOW ABOUT CHAMPIONSHIP RINGS |
| Jan 31st, 2010 | OCTOGIRL STARTS SCHOOL |
| Jan 31st, 2010 | SMOKE ALARM FOR DEAF PEOPLE EMITS A STRONG ODOR OF WASABI |
| Jan 31st, 2010 | HUGO CHAVEZ CLAIMS THE UNITED STATES CAUSED THE HAITI QUAKE WITH TECTONIC WEAPON |
| Jan 30th, 2010 | PRISON INMATE KILLS CHILD RAPIST CELLMATE WITH A SHOESTRING |
| Jan 30th, 2010 | WINSTON CHURCHILLS CIGAR BUTT SELLS FOR $7,000 |
| Jan 30th, 2010 | TOP 10 SEXIEST SUPERBOWL COMMERCIALS |
| Jan 30th, 2010 | GEEZER GRANDPA STILL ON THE LOOSE AFTER ROBBING SIXTH SAN DIEGO BANK |
| Jan 30th, 2010 | PASTOR ACCUSED OF PULLING GUN ON SON AT CHURCH |
| Jan 30th, 2010 | 82-YEAR-OLD WOMAN KILLED BY A LOOSE FIRETRUCK HOSE |
| Jan 30th, 2010 | CHINA TO BLOCK VULGAR TEXT MESSAGES |
| Jan 30th, 2010 | ATHEIST GROUP BLASTS POSTAL SERVICE FOR MOTHER TERESA STAMP |
| Jan 30th, 2010 | PUPPY POPSICLE |
| Jan 30th, 2010 | POLICE HAVE TO STUN NAKED MAN TWICE TO SUBDUE HIM |
| Jan 30th, 2010 | OVER 700 POUNDS OF MARIJUANA FOUND IN SEPTIC TANK |
| Jan 30th, 2010 | MISS AMERICA IMPRESSED WITH RUSH LIMBAUGHS FIST PUMPING SKILLS |
| Jan 30th, 2010 | HYPNOTIST JAILED AFTER RAPING WOMAN HE PLACED IN A TRANCE |
| Jan 30th, 2010 | ARGUMENT OVER $20 ESCALATES IN MACHETE ATTACK |
| Jan 30th, 2010 | HOW TO SURVIVE A FALL FROM 35,000 FEET |
| Jan 30th, 2010 | ACCUSED KILLER SCATTERED BODY PARTS |
| Jan 30th, 2010 | WOMAN SUES AFTER TOILET EXPLODES ON TRAIN |
| Jan 30th, 2010 | VANDAL USES HANDSAW TO CUT DOWN A POWER POLE |
| Jan 30th, 2010 | UNCLAIMED BODIES STACK UP OUTSIDE DETROIT MORGUE |
| Jan 30th, 2010 | MILLIONAIRES BURNING CORPSE SMELLS LIKE A BACKYARD BARBECUE |
| Jan 30th, 2010 | INFLATABLE GORILLA BLAMED FOR SHOPPING CENTER FIRE |
| Jan 30th, 2010 | FAMILY EVACUATED AFTER NAKED MAN WAS SPOTTED JACKING OFF ON THEIR ROOF |
| Jan 30th, 2010 | DOG RESCUED AFTER DRIFTING 75 MILES INTO THE BALTIC SEA ON ICE CHUNCK |
| Jan 30th, 2010 | TEEN HANGS HERSELF AFTER BEING CALLED AN IRISH SLUT |
| Jan 30th, 2010 | TRUCK DRIVER CHOKING ON SOME CHILI CRASHES INTO HOME |
| Jan 30th, 2010 | ARGUMENT OVER AMERICAN IDOL LEADS TO STABBING |
| Jan 30th, 2010 | MAN FINDS $200,000 IN COUNTERFEIT MONEY |
| Jan 30th, 2010 | OLD COUPLE CAUGHT SCREWING IN GROCERY STORE AISLE |
| Jan 30th, 2010 | WORLDS FIRST 3-D PORNO PLANNED |
| Jan 30th, 2010 | FAT ASS MALE POLITICIANS ARE MORE POPULAR |
| Jan 30th, 2010 | A DEAD DOG |
| Jan 30th, 2010 | KINKY BITCH LOVES SPARKS SHOT UP HER ASS |
| Jan 30th, 2010 | WOMAN BURNED WITH ACID AFTER REJECTING A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL |
| Jan 30th, 2010 | THE WAITING IS THE HARDEST PART |
| Jan 30th, 2010 | SCREAMING MUMMY |
| Jan 30th, 2010 | A TIRED MAN VAYOR |
| Jan 30th, 2010 | RUMP ROAST FOR SUPPER AGAIN? |
| Jan 30th, 2010 | HOT PHOTOSHOP TWINS |
| Jan 30th, 2010 | BURNED BEYOND RECOGNITION VAYOR |
| Jan 29th, 2010 | TRUCKER BLAMED FOR FATAL CRASH WHILE WATCHING PORN |
| Jan 29th, 2010 | MEDICAL STUDENTS ROUTINELY PRACTICE DOING INTERNAL PELVIC EXAMINATIONS WHILE SURGERY PATIENTS ARE UNCONSCIOUS |
| Jan 29th, 2010 | WOMEN LOSE 90 PERCENT OF THEIR EGGS BY AGE 30 |
| Jan 29th, 2010 | FISHERMAN CATCHES ALLIGATOR IN KANSAS |
| Jan 29th, 2010 | SERVICE STATION OWNER CRASHES PORSCHE WHILE TRAVELING AT 163 MPH |
| Jan 29th, 2010 | AFTER TEN YEARS RELENTLESS WOMAN STILL FIGHTING PHONE COMPANY FOR THE 14 CENTS OWED TO HER |
| Jan 29th, 2010 | SURFER FIGHTS OFF TIGER SHARK WITH HIS BARE HANDS |
| Jan 29th, 2010 | DAD ORDERED KIDS TO BITE OFFICERS |
| Jan 29th, 2010 | ANIMAL-RIGHTS ACTIVIST STARTS HIMSELF ON FIRE, COP ACCIDENTALLY SPRAYS HIM WITH PEPPER SPRAY |
| Jan 29th, 2010 | DRIVER FINED FOR BLOWING NOSE IN VAN |
| Jan 29th, 2010 | DENTIST LEAVES DRILL BIT INSIDE WOMANS HEAD |
| Jan 29th, 2010 | JOHNNY DEPP IS STILL VERY MUCH ALIVE DESPITE INTERNET HOAX |
| Jan 29th, 2010 | WOMAN MANAGES TO CRASH CAR INTO HER OWN HOME |
| Jan 29th, 2010 | MAN KISSES LIVE CHICKEN ON NYC SUBWAY |
| Jan 29th, 2010 | SPORTS FUNNIEST NUDE BLOOPERS |
| Jan 29th, 2010 | FAST-SPREADING PARASITE SPECIES FORCE SEX CHANGES ON THEIR VICTIMS |
| Jan 29th, 2010 | SCHOOL DISTRICT PULLS ANNE FRANKS DIARY OVER VAGINA PASSAGE |
| Jan 29th, 2010 | THE TOP 10 IRISH MOVIE SEX SCENES |
| Jan 29th, 2010 | AUSTRALIA BANS SMALL BREASTS |
| Jan 29th, 2010 | INMATE BEATEN WITH PROSTHETIC ARM |
| Jan 29th, 2010 | WOMAN DIES HOURS AFTER RECEIVING HER LOTTERY WINNINGS |
| Jan 29th, 2010 | TWO WOMEN CRY RAPE AFTER AGREEING TO SEX WITH MAN IN EXCHANGE FOR A PACK OF CIGARETTES |
| Jan 29th, 2010 | ONE CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER |
| Jan 29th, 2010 | JAPANESE SUPERFLAMERS |
| Jan 29th, 2010 | GIRAFFE GETTING HIMSELF A LITTLE ASS |
| Jan 29th, 2010 | DONALD IS QUACKERS FOR BITCHES |
| Jan 28th, 2010 | OKAY, EVERYONE PLANNING TO LEAVE THE JAIL AFTER TODAYS VISIT RAISE YOUR HAND. NO, NOT YOU SIR |
| Jan 28th, 2010 | GUY SENT TO JAIL FOR CUTTING OFF OTHER GUYS NOSE WITH A SWORD |
| Jan 28th, 2010 | KID IMPALES HIMSELF THROUGH THE NOSE WITH FORK |
| Jan 28th, 2010 | SUSAN BOYLE CLAIMS HOME INTRUDER WAS MORE SCARED OF HER THAN SHE WAS WITH HIM |
| Jan 28th, 2010 | MATH TEACHER OFFERS HOT STUDENT $100 TO STRIP IN THE CLASSROOM |
| Jan 28th, 2010 | NUTCASE ARRESTED FOR BRUTALLY BUTCHERING AND STEALING ORGANS FROM WOMAN |
| Jan 28th, 2010 | STORE MANAGER HIT WITH PRICE GUN OVER CRAB CAKES |
| Jan 28th, 2010 | DEPUTY SAVES SUICIDAL MAN FROM ONCOMING TRAIN |
| Jan 28th, 2010 | DEATH-ROW INMATE ATTEMPTS SUICIDE BY JAMMING PENS IN HIS EYES |
| Jan 28th, 2010 | PORNOGRAPHIC TEXT SPARKS TRIBAL WAR |
| Jan 28th, 2010 | MOTHER DUNKS 3-YEAR-OLD SON IN SCALDING WATER AFTER HE SHIT HIMSELF |
| Jan 28th, 2010 | PARENTS STARVE FAT BABY |
| Jan 28th, 2010 | 16-YEAR-OLD RAPE VICTIM RECEIVES 101 LASHES AS PUNISHMENT |
| Jan 28th, 2010 | 10-YEAR-OLD GIRL ACCIDENTALLY HANGED HERSELF WHILE DANCING AROUND HER BEDROOM |
| Jan 28th, 2010 | SEVEN-YEAR-OLD GIRL HANGS HERSELF WITH DRESSING GOWN CORD WHILE WATCHING BRATZ DVD |
| Jan 28th, 2010 | WOMAN STRANGLED GIRLFRIEND WITH DRESSING GOWN CORD |
| Jan 28th, 2010 | EVER WONDER WHAT THE FUCK A DRESSING GOWN CORD IS? |
| Jan 28th, 2010 | AUSTRALIAN HOPES TO EXPORT MILLIONS OF CANE TOADS TO CHINA |
| Jan 28th, 2010 | WORLDS SECOND PREGNANT MAN PREPARES TO GIVE BIRTH NEXT MONTH |
| Jan 28th, 2010 | POLTERGEIST ACTRESS ZELDA RUBINSTEIN DIES AT 76 |
| Jan 28th, 2010 | BURNING BAGEL FORCES THE EVACUATION OF PORTLANDS CITY HALL |
| Jan 28th, 2010 | 6 SORORITY GIRLS ARRESTED FOR VICIOUS HAZING |
| Jan 27th, 2010 | DAREDEVIL TO SKYDIVE FROM THE EDGE OF SPACE |
| Jan 27th, 2010 | UNFORTUNATE T-SHIRT |
| Jan 27th, 2010 | SQUEEZE ME |
| Jan 27th, 2010 | SELF-DESCRIBED WOLF WOMAN SEVERED DOGS HEAD |
| Jan 27th, 2010 | JOHN AND ELIZABETH EDWARDS LEGALLY SEPARATED |
| Jan 27th, 2010 | CHINESE WOMAN TO HAVE SURGERY TO LOOK LIKE JESSICA ALBA |
| Jan 27th, 2010 | UNDERCOVER VIDEOS SHOW UGLY REALITIES BEHIND THE SCENES OF DAIRY FARMS |
| Jan 27th, 2010 | ASSISTANT DIRECTOR FOR THE STATE HISTORIC PRESERVATION OFFICE CAUGHT MASTURBATING IN A STATE VEHICLE |
| Jan 27th, 2010 | MOTHER DUCT-TAPED 22-MONTH-OLD CHILD TO A WALL |
| Jan 27th, 2010 | POT SMOKERS BUSTED ON YOUTUBE |
| Jan 27th, 2010 | MAN BUSTED TRYING TO SNEAK INTO STRIP CLUB DRESSING ROOM THROUGH CEILING CRAWL SPACE |
| Jan 27th, 2010 | DAUGHTER AND DAD REUNITED AFTER 50 YEARS THANKS TO FACEBOOK |
| Jan 27th, 2010 | MAN TOOK PHOTOS OF NAKED BOYS TO WIN FORESKIN ARGUMENT |
| Jan 27th, 2010 | 800-POUND WOMAN CHARGED WITH CRUSHING HER NEPHEW TO DEATH |
| Jan 27th, 2010 | MEN DO NOT CHEAT BECAUSE THEIR WIVES ARE UGLY |
| Jan 27th, 2010 | GERMAN MAN TORCHES CAR BATTLING FROST |
| Jan 27th, 2010 | HAWK FREED FROM CAR GRILL |
| Jan 27th, 2010 | SNAKE IN HOTEL INTERRUPTS BOYS BIRTHDAY PARTY |
| Jan 27th, 2010 | MAN USED HYPODERMIC NEEDLES CONTAINING HIV DURING STORE ROBBERIES |
| Jan 27th, 2010 | MAN CAUGHT AT AIRPORT WITH 44 LIZARDS IN HIS PANTS |
| Jan 27th, 2010 | UNDERTAKER OPENS COFFIN, FINDS PULSE |
| Jan 27th, 2010 | WOMAN CLAIMS WHITE POWDER CAME FROM DOUGHNUT |
| Jan 27th, 2010 | WOMAN TRIED TO EXTORT MONEY FROM RESTAURANT BY PUTTING A RAT IN HER LUNCH |
| Jan 27th, 2010 | BURGLARY SUSPECT BLAMES HORMONES |
| Jan 27th, 2010 | PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT |
| Jan 27th, 2010 | WHERE IN THE HELL ARE THE POT HOLES WHEN YOU NEED THEM? |
| Jan 27th, 2010 | A PERFECT PAIR |
| Jan 27th, 2010 | JAPANESE HAIR WASH |
| Jan 27th, 2010 | FOUR GIRLS AND A GIANT PINK DICK |
| Jan 27th, 2010 | ZIPPER TONGUE |
| Jan 26th, 2010 | ABBAWORLD THEME PARK OPENS IN LONDON |
| Jan 26th, 2010 | COLD KILLS DOZENS OF FLORIDA MANATEES |
| Jan 26th, 2010 | 100-YEAR OLD PEDOPHILE SENT BACK TO PRISON |
| Jan 26th, 2010 | DEADLY DENTURES KILLED MIAMI MAN |
| Jan 26th, 2010 | SOME ARE SUGGESTING THAT THE MONA LISA MAY BE A SELF-PORTRAIT OF DA VINCI IN DRAG |
| Jan 26th, 2010 | THE SIMPSONS PORN LANDS MAN ON SEX OFFENDER LIST |
| Jan 26th, 2010 | ODD THINGS PEOPLE TRY TO SMUGGLE THROUGH AIRPORTS |
| Jan 26th, 2010 | DRIVER SERIOUSLY INJURED AFTER MANHOLE EXPLOSION |
| Jan 26th, 2010 | SATELLITE TRANSMISSIONS MAKE THE EARTH INVISIBLE TO ALIENS |
| Jan 26th, 2010 | AMBIDEXTROUS KIDS MORE PRONE TO MENTAL ISSUES |
| Jan 26th, 2010 | WISCONSIN INMATE LOSES DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS BATTLE |
| Jan 26th, 2010 | TODDLERS HEAD EXPLODES AFTER BEING THROWN FROM FREEWAY OVERPASS |
| Jan 26th, 2010 | FATHER AND HIS CHILDREN USE MOM FOR BATTING PRACTICE |
| Jan 26th, 2010 | 21-YEAR-OLD TWIN SISTERS COMMIT SUICIDE TOGETHER |
| Jan 26th, 2010 | HOSPITAL MORGUE WRESTLES WITH ROTTING CORPSES |
| Jan 26th, 2010 | EXPERTS STUNNED BY SWAN DIVORCE |
| Jan 26th, 2010 | WATERMELON BRA |
| Jan 26th, 2010 | OCTOPUSSY GIRLS |
| Jan 26th, 2010 | TITS TO THE WALL |
| Jan 25th, 2010 | FIVE COWS IN ARKANSAS HAVE BEEN SHOT BETWEEN THE EYES IN THE PAST SIX WEEKS |
| Jan 25th, 2010 | 75-YEAR-OLD MAN INJURED AFTER BEING DRAGGED BY AN OUT-OF-CONTROL STAGECOACH |
| Jan 25th, 2010 | 12 POINT BUCK BREAKS INTO ILLINOIS HOME |
| Jan 25th, 2010 | FORMER PLAYBOY CENTERFOLD FOUND DEAD IN TRAILER HOME |
| Jan 25th, 2010 | SEXY SPARROW EXPOSED AS WORLDS MOST PROMISCUOUS BIRD |
| Jan 25th, 2010 | PROSTHESES MAKING AMPUTEES STRONGER THAN NORMAL HUMANS |
| Jan 25th, 2010 | NANCY KERRIGANS BROTHER CHARGED WITH FATHERS DEATH |
| Jan 25th, 2010 | MOVIE MADE BY CHIMPANZEES TO BE BROADCAST ON TELEVISION |
| Jan 25th, 2010 | WOMAN FALLS, RIPS PICASSO PAINTING |
| Jan 25th, 2010 | AVATAR TO SURPASS TITANIC AS HOLLYWOODS MOST SUCCESSFUL MOVIE OF ALL TIME |
| Jan 25th, 2010 | MOTHER BUTCHERED LIKE A PIECE OF MEAT BY MIDWIFE DURING BOTCHED HOME BIRTH |
| Jan 25th, 2010 | TEEN RAPES 9-YEAR-OLD GIRL WHILE ON BAIL FOR SEXUALLY ASSAULTING 10-YEAR-OLD |
| Jan 25th, 2010 | MORE THAN 100 RUSSIAN ORTHODOX BELIEVERS HAVE BEEN HOSPITALISED AFTER DRINKING HOLY WATER |
| Jan 25th, 2010 | DAUGHTER IN MUMMIFIED MOM CASE RUNS FOR COUNCIL |
| Jan 25th, 2010 | KILLER STABBED GIRLFRIEND, KIDS MORE THAN A DOZEN TIMES EACH, THEN SLEPT IN APARTMENT |
| Jan 25th, 2010 | MAN ACCUSED OF BEHEADING WIFE CLAIMS ABUSE |
| Jan 25th, 2010 | WOMAN WHO LOST HER FACE TO A SHOTGUN BLAST TO UNDERGO SECOND SURGERY |
| Jan 25th, 2010 | MAN COUGHS UP RING HE TRIED TO STEAL |
| Jan 25th, 2010 | CANDY LEADS TO ARREST FOR CRACK |
| Jan 25th, 2010 | CAR THIEF FOUND PLAYING GRAND THEFT AUTO |
| Jan 25th, 2010 | HUGE UFOS ORBITING THE SUN |
| Jan 25th, 2010 | THE LAKE THAT HAS NO BOTTOM |
| Jan 24th, 2010 | SUICIDAL DOG PISSED AFTER FIREFIGHTER SAVES IT FROM RIVER |
| Jan 24th, 2010 | TOP 10 CRAZIEST THINGS PAT ROBERTSON HAS EVER SAID |
| Jan 24th, 2010 | PASSENGER TRIES TO OPEN UNITED JET DOOR DURING MID-FLIGHT |
| Jan 24th, 2010 | ORAL SEX IS THE NEW GOODNIGHT KISS FOR TEENS |
| Jan 24th, 2010 | DOG GETTING NEW LEASE ON LIFE AFTER BEING FROZEN TO SIDEWALK IN 2008 |
| Jan 24th, 2010 | WOMAN REPEATEDLY CALLS 911 BECAUSE SHE WAS TIRED OF HER HUSBAND |
| Jan 24th, 2010 | 28-YEAR-OLD THERAPIST ACCUSED OF HAVING SEXUAL CONTACT WITH A 15-YEAR-OLD |
| Jan 24th, 2010 | PORN STAR CHARGED WITH PROSTITUTION |
| Jan 24th, 2010 | I SAID I WANTED IT PAINTED ORANGE! |
| Jan 24th, 2010 | SHITTY CIRCUS |
| Jan 24th, 2010 | BASKETBALL AMPUTEE |
| Jan 24th, 2010 | ASSISTED SUICIDE |
| Jan 24th, 2010 | MAN ARRESTED AFTER PISSING ON $600-WORTH OF STEAKS AT WAL-MART MEAT COUNTER |
| Jan 24th, 2010 | WOMAN ARRESTED AFTER WALKING INTO A BANK NAKED |
| Jan 24th, 2010 | ANDY DICK CHARGED WITH TOUCHING DICKS |
| Jan 24th, 2010 | DAIRY FARMER SHOOTS AND KILLS 51 OF HIS COWS BEFORE KILLING HIMSELF |
| Jan 24th, 2010 | SKYDIVERS MISTAKEN FOR A UFO |
| Jan 24th, 2010 | FAKE COP ARRESTED DURING PROSTITUTION STING |
| Jan 24th, 2010 | 9-YEAR-OLD BOY KILLS HIMSELF INSIDE SCHOOL BATHROOM |
| Jan 24th, 2010 | MAN CATCHES NEIGHBOR SCREWING HIS DOG |
| Jan 24th, 2010 | POLICE FIND WOMAN BEING EATEN ALIVE BY MAGGOTS |
| Jan 24th, 2010 | WOMAN KILLS BOYFRIEND BY SITTING ON HIM |
| Jan 24th, 2010 | MAN CLAIMS TED BUNDY TOLD HIM TO KILL AND HAVE SEX WITH YOUNG BEAUTIFUL WOMEN |
| Jan 24th, 2010 | MOTHER ACCUSED OF FORCING HER CHILDREN TO WATCH HER TORTURE ANIMALS TO DEATH |
| Jan 24th, 2010 | DAUGHTERS SNEAK OLDER MEN INTO THEIR HOUSE, DADDY CATCHES THEM AND FORCES THEM TO PRAY OR GET SHOT |
| Jan 24th, 2010 | MAN FINDS TWO BANANAS UNDER ONE SKIN |
| Jan 24th, 2010 | STUDY FINDS THAT PORNOGRAPHY IS GOOD FOR YOU |
| Jan 24th, 2010 | TOP SECRET UFO PAPERS TO BE MADE PUBLIC |
| Jan 24th, 2010 | IN THEORY HUMANS CAN RUN UP TO 40 MPH |
| Jan 24th, 2010 | SCIENTOLOGISTS HEAL HAITI QUAKE VICTIMS USING TOUCH |
| Jan 24th, 2010 | GHOSTS OF CHILDREN HAUNT AUSTRALIAN CEMETERY |
| Jan 24th, 2010 | WALRUS SUCKS ITS OWN DICK |
| Jan 24th, 2010 | BLOND 16-YEAR-OLD GIRL STARTS SOLO SAIL AROUND THE WORLD, PIRATES SALIVATING |
| Jan 24th, 2010 | KID SMELLS CATS ASS |
| Jan 22nd, 2010 | TEA PARTY MOVEMENT LEADER ARRESTED FOR RAPING 7-YEAR-OLD GIRL |
| Jan 22nd, 2010 | CABLE BOX COMES WITH INVISIBLE ROOMMATE WHO KEEPS ORDERING PORN |
| Jan 22nd, 2010 | ALBINO DEER SPOTTED IN THE ITALIAN WILDERNESS |
| Jan 22nd, 2010 | DO YOU SPEAK ALIEN? |
| Jan 22nd, 2010 | JOHN EDWARDS COMES CLEAN ABOUT DUMPING A BATCH INSIDE SOMEONE BESIDES HIS WIFE |
| Jan 22nd, 2010 | MIRACLE ON HUDSON PLANE UP FOR AUCTION |
| Jan 22nd, 2010 | HUNT FOR EARTH-LIKE WORLDS LOOKS IN THE MIRROR |
| Jan 22nd, 2010 | HUMANS WERE ONCE AN ENDANGERED SPECIES |
| Jan 22nd, 2010 | INSPECTOR FINDS WIFES BODY INSIDE MERCEDES SUBMERGED IN FAMILY SWIMMING POOL |
| Jan 22nd, 2010 | CAT FOUND WITH TAIL CUT OFF |
| Jan 22nd, 2010 | MAN TRIED TO TREAT DOGS WOUND WITH DENTAL FLOSS AND GLUE |
| Jan 22nd, 2010 | 83-YEAR-OLD MAN BEATS THE HELL OUT OF 99-YEAR-OLD OVER PARKING SPOT |
| Jan 22nd, 2010 | FATHER AND SON ACCUSED OF RAPING AND CONTROLLING DAUGHTERS |
| Jan 22nd, 2010 | FATHER ACCUSED OF KILLING HIS 2-MONTH-OLD DAUGHTER |
| Jan 22nd, 2010 | HOUSTON HOMES USED FOR TORTURE |
| Jan 22nd, 2010 | MOM FORCES SON TO KILL PET HAMSTER WITH A HAMMER OVER BAD GRADE |
| Jan 22nd, 2010 | BRITS THINK THAT BACON COMES FROM SHEEP |
| Jan 22nd, 2010 | WHITES ONLY BASKETBALL LEAGUE ANNOUNCED IN GEORGIA |
| Jan 22nd, 2010 | PIZZA DELIVERYMEN MURDERS ON THE RISE IN PHILADELPHIA |
| Jan 22nd, 2010 | LOTTO WINNER LOSES MOST OF HIS MONEY AFTER INVESTING FUNDS |
| Jan 22nd, 2010 | METEORITE CRASHES INTO DOCTORS OFFICE |
| Jan 22nd, 2010 | BURGER KING PLANS TO SELL BEER AND BURGERS AT A WHOPPER BAR |
| Jan 21st, 2010 | SCIENTISTS CREATE LIGHT KNOTS |
| Jan 21st, 2010 | POLICE CITE 35 DRIVERS IN 4 HOURS FOR NOT YIELDING TO PEDESTRIANS |
| Jan 21st, 2010 | STUDY FINDS THAT VIDEO GAME SUCCESS MAY BE IN THE MIND |
| Jan 21st, 2010 | TERROR-PISSER KILLED NEIGHBORS GARDEN WITH NIGHT-TIME GOLDEN SHOWERS |
| Jan 21st, 2010 | COYOTE CAPTURED IN HARLEM |
| Jan 21st, 2010 | WOMAN FINALLY LEAVES THE CAVE SHE WAS LIVING IN |
| Jan 21st, 2010 | EX MISTRESS VANESSA BULLS SAYS PREACHER KILLED WIFE |
| Jan 21st, 2010 | WOMAN CHARGED AFTER BITING NURSE AND THROWING VOMIT |
| Jan 21st, 2010 | NEW EDITION OF MICROSOFT WORD |
| Jan 21st, 2010 | WOMEN ARE EVIL BY NATURE |
| Jan 21st, 2010 | CHAMOMILE TEA |
| Jan 21st, 2010 | MAN GETS DAY IN JAIL FOR THROWING TACO IN TACO BELL MANAGERS FACE |
| Jan 21st, 2010 | THE TOP 10 MOST AMAZING PENISES |
| Jan 21st, 2010 | 2-MONTH-OLD BOY DIES ONBOARD UNITED FLIGHT |
| Jan 21st, 2010 | HAITI SURVIVORS LIVING IN PILES OF GARBAGE AND SHIT |
| Jan 21st, 2010 | SMILING EDGAR ALLAN POE PORTRAIT DISCOVERED |
| Jan 20th, 2010 | TEMPLE OF CAT GOD FOUND IN EGYPT |
| Jan 20th, 2010 | 6.1 AFTERSHOCK HITS HAITI |
| Jan 20th, 2010 | BLIND GRANDMOTHER LANDS MONSTER CATFISH |
| Jan 20th, 2010 | BODY WITH VERY LONG FINGERS DISCOVERED ON PLUM ISLAND |
| Jan 20th, 2010 | MYSTERY OBJECT BEHAVES BOTH LIKE A COMET AND ASTEROID |
| Jan 20th, 2010 | MANHUNT ON IN KILLINGS OF 8 IN VIRGINIA |
| Jan 20th, 2010 | HOW COWS COULD SAVE THE PLANET |
| Jan 20th, 2010 | WOULD BE ROBBERS TRY TO ROB EMPTY STORE |
| Jan 20th, 2010 | SCHOOL EVACUATED AFTER KERMIT THE FROG FOUND IN PARKING LOT |
| Jan 20th, 2010 | THE ASS OF 2010 |
| Jan 20th, 2010 | STUDENT SCREWS SCHOOL TEACHER TWICE THEN SUES HER FOR SEVERE EMOTIONAL DISTRESS |
| Jan 20th, 2010 | MAN BANNED FROM PUBLIC PARK AFTER TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH A TREE |
| Jan 20th, 2010 | EXPERTS MAY HAVE FOUND BONES OF ENGLISH PRINCESS |
| Jan 20th, 2010 | LAUREL AND HARDY JAILED ON DRUG CHARGES |
| Jan 20th, 2010 | SAUSAGE GROWING ON A TREE IN CHICAGO |
| Jan 20th, 2010 | ITALIAN BORDER GUARDS DISCOVER A 15-YEAR-OLD AFGHAN BOY HIDING INSIDE LUGGAGE |
| Jan 20th, 2010 | WOMAN ACCUSED OF BITING OFF SISTERS NOSE |
| Jan 20th, 2010 | MAN ACCUSED OF SPRAYING PROTESTERS WITH FOX PISS |
| Jan 20th, 2010 | BURGLAR SHOWERS, CUTS HAIR AND FRIES CHICKEN |
| Jan 20th, 2010 | A BUNCH OF ASSES |
| Jan 20th, 2010 | LOOK OUT KID! |
| Jan 20th, 2010 | MAMMALS FLOATED TO MADAGASCAR |
| Jan 20th, 2010 | COUPLE CHARGED WITH STEALING CREDIT CARD FROM FRIEND WHO DIED ON THEIR COUCH |
| Jan 20th, 2010 | 13-YEAR-OLD SAUDI GIRL SENTENCED TO 90 LASHES FOR TAKING A CELL PHNE TO SCHOOL |
| Jan 20th, 2010 | GERMAN SCIENTISTS DEVELOP FAST-ACTING GERM KILLER |
| Jan 19th, 2010 | MAN FINDS GIANT METEORITE IN HIS YARD |
| Jan 19th, 2010 | MAN SHOT, CRASHES WHILE DRIVING TO HOSPITAL, CHARGED WITH DWI |
| Jan 19th, 2010 | 10 PLACES TO VISIT BEFORE THEY VANISH |
| Jan 19th, 2010 | CHAOS AT PHOENIX STRIP CLUB ENDS WITH MAN DEAD |
| Jan 19th, 2010 | YELLOWSTONE HIT BY SWARM OF EARTHQUAKES |
| Jan 19th, 2010 | GLASS FROG AND SNAIL-SUCKING SNAKE DISCOVERED IN ECUADOR |
| Jan 19th, 2010 | U.S. MILITARY WEAPONS INSCRIBED WITH SECRET JESUS BIBLE CODES |
| Jan 19th, 2010 | FLORIDA MAN CALLS 911 FOR RIDE TO A BAR |
| Jan 19th, 2010 | GOAT SMASHES GLASS DOORS AT STRIP CLUB |
| Jan 19th, 2010 | MAN FINED FOR DIRTY WORDS ON STATE TRUCK |
| Jan 19th, 2010 | 600,000 CRIBS RECALLED AFTER CHILD DEATH |
| Jan 19th, 2010 | SAND VAGINA |
| Jan 19th, 2010 | REAL LIFE CYCLOPS |
| Jan 19th, 2010 | HOSPITAL TECH GETS 20 YEARS FOR EXPOSING PATIENTS TO HEPATITIS C |
| Jan 19th, 2010 | BOY ACCUSED OF SEXUALLY ABUSING FAMILY CAT |
| Jan 19th, 2010 | MAN BITES OFF COPS NIPPLE DURING FIGHT |
| Jan 19th, 2010 | CONDOM WRAPPER TIES MAN TO MURDER |
| Jan 19th, 2010 | TIM MCLEAN CANADIAN BUS BEHEADING VICTIM |
| Jan 19th, 2010 | FACIAL DISFIGUREMENT |
| Jan 18th, 2010 | MAN DIES IN CONFRONTATION AFTER STEALING TWO 12-PACKS OF BEER |
| Jan 18th, 2010 | AUSTRALIA BANS WATCHING R-RATED MOVIES |
| Jan 18th, 2010 | VIRGINIA MAN SENT TO PRISON FOR 15 YEARS FOR SENDING TEXT MESSAGE |
| Jan 18th, 2010 | HAITI VOODOO PRIESTS OBJECT TO MASS BURIALS |
| Jan 18th, 2010 | TACO BELL FOUNDER DEAD AT 86 |
| Jan 18th, 2010 | HUMAN HEAD FOUND BY TOMB OF MEXICAN DRUG LORD |
| Jan 18th, 2010 | MAN KILLS SELF BY CUTTING OPEN BOTH OF HIS LEGS WITH A CIRCULAR SAW |
| Jan 18th, 2010 | DJ PLAYS VAN HALENS JUMP MOMENTS BEFORE A SUICIDAL WOMAN JUMPED OFF A BRIDGE |
| Jan 18th, 2010 | MAN JUMPS TO HIS DEATH OFF OVERPASS, STRUCK BY SEVERAL CARS |
| Jan 18th, 2010 | WOMAN STABS HUSBAND IN THE HEART AFTER ARGUMENT OVER TACOS |
| Jan 18th, 2010 | MAN PAYS NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR $5,000 TO KILL HIM |
| Jan 18th, 2010 | CAR BURGLARY SUSPECT ACCIDENTALLY TASED, HANDCUFFED HIMSELF |
| Jan 18th, 2010 | MAN SHOOTS HIS WAY OUT OF SINKING SUV |
| Jan 18th, 2010 | MAN CITED FOR PLAYING JOHN DENVER MUSIC TO LOUD |
| Jan 18th, 2010 | NORTH DAKOTA CITY SKIPS A DAY ON NEW CALENDAR |
| Jan 18th, 2010 | NEW YORK WOMAN SUING NEIGHBORS FOR PLAYING OPERA MUSIC TO LOUD |
| Jan 18th, 2010 | DOCTOR DISCIPLINED FOR REMOVING WRONG KIDNEY |
| Jan 18th, 2010 | 50,000 BATTERED WOMEN |
| Jan 18th, 2010 | LESBIAN COMMUNITY KISS |
| Jan 18th, 2010 | MONKEY GROPING |
| Jan 18th, 2010 | TOUGH TO FIND AN HONEST WOMAN THESE DAYS |
| Jan 18th, 2010 | COMPUTER GEEK HUMOR |
| Jan 18th, 2010 | GAY TEST |
| Jan 18th, 2010 | AMERICAS FIRST LEGAL MALE PROSTITUTE |
| Jan 17th, 2010 | SOME THINGS JUST NEVER CHANGE |
| Jan 17th, 2010 | ALYSSA MILANO DONATES $50,000 TO UNICEF, $25,000 FOR EACH TIT |
| Jan 17th, 2010 | MAN CELEBRATES 77TH BIRTHDAY BY BIKING 77 MILES |
| Jan 17th, 2010 | NEIGHBORS CUT OFF OAKLAND ZOO ELEPHANT SNACKS |
| Jan 17th, 2010 | MILK TRUCK CRASH CAUSES MILK FLOOD ON FREEWAY |
| Jan 17th, 2010 | BRITISH TOURIST LOST WHILE SCUBA DIVING IN RED SEA |
| Jan 17th, 2010 | MONTANA WOMAN ACCUSED OF GIVING 13-YEAR-OLD BOY A BLOW JOB |
| Jan 17th, 2010 | ACTRESS JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT HOLDS SEX PARTY |
| Jan 17th, 2010 | COUPLE CHARGED WITH BEATING TO DEATH ENSLAVED HOOKER MOM |
| Jan 17th, 2010 | JIGSAW MURDER VICTIM HAD EYES, EARS AND TONGUE CUT OUT |
| Jan 17th, 2010 | WOMAN FINALLY GETS SICK OF HER BOSS MASTURBATING AND JIZZING ON HER |
| Jan 17th, 2010 | MOM SENDS SOLDIER IN AFGHANISTAN CHILD PORNOGRAPHY |
| Jan 17th, 2010 | WOMAN FINDS STRANGERS TOOTH IN CANDY BAR |
| Jan 17th, 2010 | GIRL GROWS BACK FACE AFTER REACTION TO PARACETAMOL |
| Jan 17th, 2010 | HAITI EARTHQUAKE SURVIVORS BLOCKADE ROADS WITH PILES OF CORPSES |
| Jan 17th, 2010 | COUPLE CHARGED WITH OCCULT KILLING OF BABY |
| Jan 17th, 2010 | MANS BODY FOUND STUFFED IN SUITCASE IN MONTREAL |
| Jan 17th, 2010 | GIRL WITH TONGUE STUCK TO FREEZING POLE LEFT AT BUS STOP |
| Jan 17th, 2010 | DOZENS OF PETS TURNING UP DEAD IN EAST TEXAS TOWN |
| Jan 17th, 2010 | MAN AFTER SHOOTING HIS SICK WIFE AND THEIR HORSE, SETS FIRE TO THEIR HOME, AND TORCHES HIS PICKUP |
| Jan 17th, 2010 | THREE WINNIPEG MEN COULD NOT STOP VOMITING WHILE UNDER CROSS-EXAMINATION |
| Jan 17th, 2010 | THE CHICKEN WITH TWO ASSHOLES |
| Jan 17th, 2010 | WOMAN STRIPS IN FRONT OF CHILDREN TO AVOID ARREST |
| Jan 17th, 2010 | HOW TO MAKE AN OIL DROPLET ACT LIKE A MOUSE |
| Jan 17th, 2010 | CHICKEN DEATHS IN TEXAS SPARK TALK OF CHUPACABRAS |
| Jan 17th, 2010 | PROOF OF LIFE IN THREE MARTIAN ROCKS MAY COME THIS YEAR |
| Jan 17th, 2010 | SCANNER WILL REVEAL IF 4,000-YEAR-OLD EGYPTIAN WAS PRESERVED WITH BIRD INSIDE ITS BODY |
| Jan 17th, 2010 | THE FOUR THINGS MEN HATE ABOUT SEX |
| Jan 17th, 2010 | UNIVERSITY BANS STUDENTS FROM HAVING SEX IN THEIR DORM WHEN THEIR ROOM MATE IS PRESENT |
| Jan 17th, 2010 | SEX TIPS FOR OLDER MEN |
| Jan 17th, 2010 | SINGER JULIO IGLESIAS SAYS HE USED TO HAVE SEX LIKE A RABBIT BEFORE EVERY SHOW |
| Jan 17th, 2010 | CERTAIN ORCHIDS USE SEXUAL TRICKERY IN ORDER TO POLLINATE MORE EFFICIENTLY |
| Jan 17th, 2010 | LINDSAY LOHAN BRACES HERSELF FOR RELEASE OF INTERNET SEX TAPE |
| Jan 17th, 2010 | HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU MASTURBATED IN ONE DAY? |
| Jan 17th, 2010 | POLE IN ASS CRACK |
| Jan 17th, 2010 | DRIVE-THRU FAIL |
| Jan 17th, 2010 | JUST GIVE ME A LITTLE SNIFF OF THAT FAT ASS |
| Jan 16th, 2010 | 11-YEAR-OLD BOY SHOT DEFENDING HIS MOM FROM HOME INVADERS |
| Jan 16th, 2010 | CHAMPION MOUNTAIN CLIMBER SAVES CAT FROM LEDGE |
| Jan 16th, 2010 | THE DEVIL WRITES PAT ROBERTSON A LETTER |
| Jan 16th, 2010 | WOMAN SUES CEMETERY THAT FILLED PLOT NEXT TO HER HUSBAND FOR THE SECOND TIME |
| Jan 16th, 2010 | WEEKENDS ARE GOOD FOR YOU, STUDY FINDS |
| Jan 16th, 2010 | MAN ACCUSED OF MURDERING GIRLFRIEND AT TATTOO PARLOR |
| Jan 16th, 2010 | MAN SAVES PUPPY FROZEN TO RAILROAD TRACKS |
| Jan 16th, 2010 | HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A BUILDING |
| Jan 16th, 2010 | HUNDREDS OF HAITI EARTHQUAKE VICTIMS ARRIVE IN NEW JERSEY |
| Jan 16th, 2010 | TEXAS NUCLEAR WEAPONS PLANT SHUT DOWN BY DUCK HUNTERS |
| Jan 16th, 2010 | LOSS OF SMELL COULD BE EARLY SIGN OF ALZHEIMERS |
| Jan 16th, 2010 | $4 MILLION HOCKEY STICK ON AUCTION BLOCK |
| Jan 16th, 2010 | STEM CELLS USED TO PRODUCE PORK |
| Jan 16th, 2010 | GOOFY LOOKING WOMAN BREASTFEEDS HER DOG |
| Jan 16th, 2010 | WHEELCHAIR-BOUND MAN GIVEN A THREE-YEAR JAIL TERM AFTER BEING CAUGHT DANCING WITH A LIFE-SIZED BUNNY |
| Jan 16th, 2010 | MAN FILMED HAVING SUNGLASSES TATTOOED ONTO FACE |
| Jan 16th, 2010 | MAN FLEES COURTROOM, BOUNCES OFF WINDOW IN ESCAPE ATTEMPT |
| Jan 16th, 2010 | VIDEO OF WOMAN WHO CLAIMS TO HAVE SPREAD AIDS STIRS PANIC |
| Jan 16th, 2010 | PORN VIDEO SHOWN ON MOSCOW HIGHWAY BILLBOARD |
| Jan 16th, 2010 | WOMAN SURVIVES EIGHT DAYS TRAPPED IN ELEVATOR |
| Jan 16th, 2010 | 4-YEAR-OLD BOY CALLS POLICE TO SURRENDER PACIFIERS |
| Jan 16th, 2010 | BOTTLED FETUS |
| Jan 16th, 2010 | FRUIT BAR |
| Jan 16th, 2010 | CUNNILINGIS BART SIMPSON |
| Jan 16th, 2010 | ME WANT MY FUCKING COOKIES BITCH! |
| Jan 16th, 2010 | ONE OF THESE DAYS, I AM GOING TO CUT YOU INTO LITTLE PIECES |
| Jan 15th, 2010 | THE TOP SEVEN CLASSIC MOVIE MOMENTS YOU DIDN'T KNOW WERE IMPROV |
| Jan 15th, 2010 | NORTH CAROLINA OFFICERS FIND POT GROWING IN BURIED SCHOOL BUS |
| Jan 15th, 2010 | THIEF POSES AS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL PLAYER TO STEAL A CAR |
| Jan 15th, 2010 | 11-YEAR-OLD REPORTS MOM, HER BOYFRIEND AS DRUG DEALERS |
| Jan 15th, 2010 | OHIO OFFICER TALKS 6-YEAR-OLD BOY BOY INTO GOING TO SCHOOL |
| Jan 15th, 2010 | MAN ARRESTED FOR REMOVING AND REPLACING LABELS ON GATORADE BOTTLES |
| Jan 15th, 2010 | 8-YEAR-OLD CUB SCOUT GETS PUT ON TERRORISM WATCH LIST |
| Jan 15th, 2010 | MAN CONVICTED FOR POOL CUE KILLING |
| Jan 15th, 2010 | SATELLITE PHOTOS OF HAITI BEFORE AND AFTER THE EARTHQUAKE |
| Jan 15th, 2010 | CHICAGO COP TASES JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS |
| Jan 15th, 2010 | CAT CALLED FOR JURY DUTY |
| Jan 15th, 2010 | NEW YORK EMBRACES CALIFORNIAS UNWANTED CHIHUAHUAS |
| Jan 15th, 2010 | HIPPO ESCAPES ZOO DURING FLOOD |
| Jan 15th, 2010 | CRAZY TETRIS |
| Jan 14th, 2010 | DANGEROUS THINGS PARENTS SHOULD LET THEIR KIDS DO |
| Jan 14th, 2010 | BACON AND EGGS COULD HELP PREGNANT WOMEN BOOST THEIR BABYS INTELLIGENCE |
| Jan 14th, 2010 | LAMB BORN WITH HUMAN FACE |
| Jan 14th, 2010 | RESEARCHER STUDIES DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOG PEOPLE AND CAT PEOPLE |
| Jan 14th, 2010 | TWO MEN PLAN KAYAK TRIP ACROSS AMERICA |
| Jan 14th, 2010 | SPAGHETTIOS CREATOR DONALD GOERKE DIES AT 83 |
| Jan 14th, 2010 | WIFE KILLS CHEATING HUBBY WITH HOE |
| Jan 14th, 2010 | TEXAS DEBATES HOW HISTORY SHOULD BE TAUGHT IN SCHOOLS |
| Jan 14th, 2010 | HAIRDRESSER SENTENCED FOR SHOOTING DISSATISFIED CUSTOMER |
| Jan 14th, 2010 | MAN ACCUSED OF RAPING WIFE RECOVERING FROM CHEMOTHERAPY |
| Jan 14th, 2010 | NEXT TIME YOU DECIDE TO HAVE AN ORGY WITH GUNS, MAKE SURE THEY ARE NOT LOADED |
| Jan 14th, 2010 | FLESHMOB PROTESTS AIRPORT SCANNERS |
| Jan 14th, 2010 | CHRONIC SLEEP LOSS HAMPERS PERFORMANCE |
| Jan 14th, 2010 | THE STORY BEHIND EARTHS COLDEST TEMPERATURE EVER |
| Jan 14th, 2010 | TOURIST KILLED BY DINOSAUR-SIZED SHARK OFF SOUTH AFRICAN BEACH |
| Jan 14th, 2010 | DOOMSDAY CLOCK SET BACK BY A MINUTE |
| Jan 14th, 2010 | MOTHER ARRESTED FOR TELLING PRINCIPAL TO FUCK OFF |
| Jan 14th, 2010 | OBAMA MUSICAL SET TO OPEN IN GERMANY |
| Jan 14th, 2010 | TOP 10 DUMBEST TV NETWORK DECISIONS EVER |
| Jan 14th, 2010 | LAWYER IN YOUTUBE MURDER PLOT VIDEO HIRED HIS OWN ASSASSINS |
| Jan 14th, 2010 | AIR FORCE OFFICERS ACCUSED OF STEALING FROM MISSILE LAUNCH FACILITY |
| Jan 14th, 2010 | DURING JOB INTERVIEW TO BECOME A COP, MAN ADMITS HAVING KIDDIE PORN |
| Jan 14th, 2010 | 11-YEAR-OLD DRIVER AND A 6-YEAR-OLD PASSENGER DEAD AFTER CRASH |
| Jan 14th, 2010 | 89-YEAR-OLD WORLD WAR TWO VETERAN DIES AFTER ACCIDENTALLY SETTING HIMSELF ON FIRE |
| Jan 14th, 2010 | WOMAN CATCHES MAN JERKING OFF IN BAR |
| Jan 14th, 2010 | FLOOR COLLAPSES AT SWEDISH WEIGHT WATCHERS CLINIC |
| Jan 14th, 2010 | MOTHER INJECTS BRAIN-DAMAGED SON WITH HEROIN |
| Jan 14th, 2010 | HITLER DRINKING GAME PROBED BY UNIVERSITY |
| Jan 14th, 2010 | MAN SEES IMAGE OF JESUS AND MARY INSIDE OF ORANGE |
| Jan 14th, 2010 | WOMAN TRIES TO TRADE HER 2-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER FOR A GUN |
| Jan 14th, 2010 | WOMANS CAR REPOSSESSED WITH TODDLER INSIDE |
| Jan 14th, 2010 | INTRUDER BEHEADS WOMANS FISH |
| Jan 14th, 2010 | SCAMMER SENDS $4,000 CHECK TO POLICE |
| Jan 14th, 2010 | WHY SLOW SEX IS BEST |
| Jan 14th, 2010 | ELVIS PRESLEYS SEX SECRETS |
| Jan 14th, 2010 | POUTING MAKES WOMEN LOOK YOUNGER |
| Jan 14th, 2010 | IT IS NEVER TOO LATE TO QUIT SMOKING? |
| Jan 14th, 2010 | SOMETIMES EVEN GOD GETS BORED |
| Jan 13th, 2010 | WOMAN KEEPS SNOWBALL IN FREEZER FOR 33 YEARS |
| Jan 13th, 2010 | COMPANY CREATES SARCASM PUNCTUATION MARK |
| Jan 13th, 2010 | ASTRONAUTS PISS IS CLOGGING THE RECYCLING SYSTEM ON THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION |
| Jan 13th, 2010 | WASHINGTON STATE LAWMAKER WANTS TO BANISH NEGATIVE LABELS |
| Jan 13th, 2010 | WILL PORN SURVIVE THE RECESSION? |
| Jan 13th, 2010 | PORN ACTRESS JULIET ANDERSON DEAD AT 71 |
| Jan 13th, 2010 | MAN USES MATH TO EXPLAIN GIRLFRIEND WOES |
| Jan 13th, 2010 | DENVER BREAST-MILK BANK FACES SHORTAGE OF DEPOSITS |
| Jan 13th, 2010 | FAT ASSES MAY BE HEALTHY |
| Jan 13th, 2010 | 104-YEAR-OLD STRONG MAN DIES AFTER BEING HIT BY A CAR |
| Jan 13th, 2010 | RARE MAP OF WORLD ON DISPLAY |
| Jan 13th, 2010 | AUSTRALIAN WOMAN CLAIMS 19TH CENTURY NUN CURED CANCER |
| Jan 13th, 2010 | SEA SLUG IS HALF-PLANT, HALF-ANIMAL |
| Jan 13th, 2010 | COAL FROM MASS EXTINCTION ERA LINKED TO LUNG CANCER MYSTERY |
| Jan 13th, 2010 | NAKED RAMBLER COULD SPEND REST OF LIFE IN JAIL |
| Jan 13th, 2010 | MAN DIES AFTER 20-STORY FALL FROM CONDO |
| Jan 13th, 2010 | WOMAN MURDERS HUSBAND BY LACING A STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE |
| Jan 13th, 2010 | MOM KILLER BUILT SHRINE AROUND BODY IN GARAGE |
| Jan 13th, 2010 | BOGUS VET JAILED AFTER BOTCHED PONY CASTRATION |
| Jan 13th, 2010 | MAN ACCUSED OF KILLING EIGHT CATS AND ASSAULTING DAUGHTERS PARTNER |
| Jan 13th, 2010 | CALIFORNIA LAWMAKERS ADVANCES BILL TO LEGALIZE POT |
| Jan 13th, 2010 | KIDNAPPERS DROVE NEARLY 1,200 MILES BEFORE REALIZING THEY ABDUCTED THE WRONG MAN |
| Jan 13th, 2010 | WOMAN DRIVES HOME WITH BODY LODGED IN WINDSHIELD |
| Jan 13th, 2010 | SCOTLANDS YOUNGEST LOTTERY WINNER FOUND DEAD |
| Jan 13th, 2010 | CHINA REWARDS ONLINE PORN SURFER |
| Jan 13th, 2010 | ARTIST CREATES REPLICA OF CRUCIFIXION WITH BURNED TOAST |
| Jan 13th, 2010 | WOMAN WAKES UP, FINDS STRANGER CUDDLING HER IN BED |
| Jan 13th, 2010 | PRINTING ERROR INFLATES 13,000 WATER BILLS |
| Jan 13th, 2010 | BEAVER MAGAZINE RENAMED TO END PORN MIX-UP |
| Jan 13th, 2010 | THE FOUR INCH CHIHUAHUA |
| Jan 13th, 2010 | STUDENT APOLOGIZES FOR PISSING ON NATIVITY SCENE |
| Jan 13th, 2010 | MAN RIPPED OFF HIS FRIENDS TESTICLES WHEN HE FAILED TO RESPOND TO HIS FONDLING |
| Jan 13th, 2010 | NASA PHOTOGRAPHS TREES ON MARS |
| Jan 13th, 2010 | 500,000 FEARED DEAD AS HAITIANS FEEL THE EARTH MOVE UNDER THEIR FEAT |
| Jan 13th, 2010 | SELF MUTILATION TITTIES |
| Jan 12th, 2010 | 3 MISSOURI MEN APPARENTLY ABDUCTED WRONG NEW JERSEY MAN |
| Jan 12th, 2010 | WALMART PULLING TOXIC JEWELRY |
| Jan 12th, 2010 | PILOTS CITED FOR LANDING PLANE ON FROZEN LAKE |
| Jan 12th, 2010 | WASHINGTON STATE BLOODMOBILE OFFERS BEER TO BLOOD DONORS |
| Jan 12th, 2010 | DRUNK DRIVER CRASHES INTO DAIRY |
| Jan 12th, 2010 | EAR PLUGS IN HOT DEMAND AS YOKO ONO PLANS CONCERT |
| Jan 12th, 2010 | MAN CURED OF THE HICCUPS AFTER SUFFERING FOR YEARS |
| Jan 12th, 2010 | FACE OF JESUS APPEARS IN NAAN BREAD |
| Jan 12th, 2010 | YES, WATER REALLY COULD START A FOREST FIRE |
| Jan 12th, 2010 | MARK MCGWIRE ADMITS STEROID USE |
| Jan 12th, 2010 | WOMAN STEALS FIVE CANS OF SPRAY PAINT AND A BOX OF PLAYTEX FROM WALMART |
| Jan 12th, 2010 | MAN SUING HIS NEIGHBOR FOR $530,000 FOR REFUSING TO SWITCH OFF HER IPHONE |
| Jan 12th, 2010 | JOE NAMATHS DAUGHTER PULLED OVER FOR SPEEDING, ARRESTED FOR POSSESSION OF MARIJUANA AND A OPEN BOTTLE OF RUM |
| Jan 12th, 2010 | NO SPIDER-MAN 4 FOR TOBEY MAGUIRE AND SAM RAIMI |
| Jan 12th, 2010 | CRYSTAL MOUNTAINS SPEAK OF MOONS MOLTEN PAST |
| Jan 12th, 2010 | GIANT SPIDER DISCOVERED IN DISAPPEARING SAND DUNES |
| Jan 12th, 2010 | EGYPT DISCOVERS WORKERS TOMBS NEAR PYRAMIDS |
| Jan 12th, 2010 | ORIGIN OF THE SPECIES, FROM AN ALIEN VIEW |
| Jan 12th, 2010 | PITBULL SEXUALLY ASSAULTS 2-YEAR-OLD BOY |
| Jan 12th, 2010 | FAT MURPHY IS A HERMAPHRODITE |
| Jan 12th, 2010 | BRITISH WOMAN ACCUSED OF SLASHING FRENCH LOVERS THROAT |
| Jan 12th, 2010 | ANIMAL CONTROL OFFICER ALLEGEDLY SHOT DOGS AND CATS |
| Jan 12th, 2010 | 6-YEAR-OLD GIRL COMMITTED SUICIDE BY HANGING |
| Jan 12th, 2010 | MAN SMASHES TV AT TARGET WITH BASEBALL BAT |
| Jan 12th, 2010 | WIFE CHANGES WIRES ON SAW TO SHOCK HUSBAND |
| Jan 12th, 2010 | MAN COMES HOME TO FIND STRANGER USING HIS DRYER |
| Jan 12th, 2010 | 12-YEAR-OLD BOY ROBS STORE WITH TOY GUN |
| Jan 12th, 2010 | WALMART GREETER PUNCHED BY CUSTOMER GETS FIRED |
| Jan 12th, 2010 | X-RAY BLOWJOB |
| Jan 12th, 2010 | 18-YEAR-OLD RAPES SLEEPING BOYFRIEND |
| Jan 12th, 2010 | MAJOR SHOWER SLIP |
| Jan 12th, 2010 | MYSTERY OBJECT TO WHIZZ BY EARTH TODAY |
| Jan 10th, 2010 | MEN THINK ABOUT SEX 13 TIMES A DAY! |
| Jan 10th, 2010 | NEANDERTHAL MAKE-UP CONTAINERS DISCOVERED |
| Jan 10th, 2010 | WHEN WAS THE BIBLE REALLY WRITTEN? |
| Jan 10th, 2010 | RARE SELF-ROLLING GIANT SNOW BALLS FOUND IN UK |
| Jan 10th, 2010 | HOW EARTH SURVIVED ITS BIRTH |
| Jan 10th, 2010 | MIND-READING SYSTEMS COULD CHANGE AIR SECURITY |
| Jan 10th, 2010 | OCTOPUSSY |
| Jan 10th, 2010 | 13 EXTINCT ANIMALS FOUND ALIVE |
| Jan 10th, 2010 | WOMAN FIGHTS FOR HER RIGHT TO DO LAUNDRY |
| Jan 10th, 2010 | MAN CHARGED WITH DRUNK DRIVING AFTER HEARSE CATCHES ON FIRE |
| Jan 10th, 2010 | PAINTER FALLS THROUGH CHURCH CEILING |
| Jan 9th, 2010 | DRUNK PASSENGERS CAUSE 2 FLIGHTS TO CHANGE COURSE |
| Jan 9th, 2010 | AL GORE PAINCS AS SNOW FALLS ON CENTRAL FLORIDA |
| Jan 9th, 2010 | WASHINGTON DC COPS CAN ARREST WOMEN FOR CARRYING MORE THAN TWO CONDOMS |
| Jan 9th, 2010 | HAVING SEX TWICE A WEEK REDUCES YOUR CHANCE OF HEART ATTACK BY HALF |
| Jan 9th, 2010 | WILD TURKEY BLAMED FOR POWER OUTAGE TO 17,000 CUSTOMERS |
| Jan 9th, 2010 | MAN CHARGED WITH FONDLING HIMSELF INSIDE CHICAGO STARBUCKS |
| Jan 9th, 2010 | ACTRESS NATALIE PORTMAN REFUSES TO GET NAKED ONSCREEN AGAIN |
| Jan 9th, 2010 | SCIENTISTS CLAIM TO BE ON THE VERGE OF DISCOVERING THE NEXT EARTH |
| Jan 9th, 2010 | SCIENTISTS INVESTIGATE HOW FIREFLIES EMIT DIFFERENT COLORS OF LIGHT |
| Jan 9th, 2010 | JAPANESE SCIENTISTS INVENT PRINTABLE LITHIUM BATTERY |
| Jan 9th, 2010 | NEW IMAGES SHOW EVIDENCE OF LAKES ON MARS |
| Jan 9th, 2010 | MYSTERIOUS GIANT ICE BALLS DISCOVERED ON SWEDISH BEACH |
| Jan 9th, 2010 | AMAZON EXPLORERS UNCOVER SIGNS OF A REAL EL DORADO |
| Jan 9th, 2010 | THE SCIENCE OF GROWING NEW BODY PARTS |
| Jan 9th, 2010 | COMPUTER SCIENTIST DISCOVERS AN ADDITIONAL 123 BILLION PIECES OF PI |
| Jan 9th, 2010 | TREE PORN |
| Jan 9th, 2010 | GRANDMOTHER FALSELY ARRESTED FOR PROSTITUTION |
| Jan 9th, 2010 | HUMAN SACRIFICES ON THE RISE IN UGANDA |
| Jan 9th, 2010 | NEARLY 7 FOOT TALL HIGH SCHOOL GIRL MIGHT BE BASKETBALLS NEXT SUPERSTAR |
| Jan 9th, 2010 | CREATOR OF GUMBY DIES DAMMIT |
| Jan 9th, 2010 | TREE FACE |
| Jan 9th, 2010 | BIG MAN, PIG MAN, HA HA CHARADE YOU ARE |
| Jan 9th, 2010 | BURNED BODY IN TRASH IDENTIFIED AS PLAYBOY MODEL |
| Jan 9th, 2010 | HOUSTON MOM CHARGED WITH SOLICITING CHILD SEX ONLINE |
| Jan 9th, 2010 | HUSBAND, WIFE ACCUSED OF RUNNING PROSTITUTION RING |
| Jan 9th, 2010 | THE ONLY SURVIVOR OF BOTH THE HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI ATOMIC BLAST DIES AT 93 |
| Jan 9th, 2010 | SWORD SWALLOWER TRAPPED IN TRANCE AFTER ACCIDENTALLY HYPNOTISING HIMSELF |
| Jan 9th, 2010 | GHOST GALAXIES MAY HAUNT THE MILKY WAY |
| Jan 8th, 2010 | MAN WHO POSED AS MTV PRODUCER HAD SEX WITH BOY |
| Jan 8th, 2010 | SAN FRANCISCO SUPERVISOR VOWS TO USE THE WORD "FUCK" AT EVERY MEETING |
| Jan 8th, 2010 | QUADRIPLEGIC SAILOR TO COMPLETE A SOLO VOYAGE ACROSS THE ATLANTIC |
| Jan 8th, 2010 | AUSSIE ARRESTED AFTER SHOOTING AT A MAN PISSING OUTSIDE HIS APARTMENT IN INDIA |
| Jan 8th, 2010 | CATTLE TRAPPED IN OVERTURNED SEMI IN IOWA |
| Jan 8th, 2010 | MAN ARRESTED FOR DRUNKEN SNOWBLOWING |
| Jan 8th, 2010 | BOY CLAIMS HIS MOTHER AND HER FRIEND BEAT HIM OVER FOOD |
| Jan 8th, 2010 | GIRLS SUFFERS VICIOUS ATTACK BY TWIN SISTERS IN SCHOOL CHANGING ROOM |
| Jan 8th, 2010 | 60-YEAR-OLD MRS. ROBINSON ADMITS AFFAIR WITH 19-YEAR-OLD MAN |
| Jan 8th, 2010 | DEAD MAN WAKES UP AS AUTOPSY STARTS |
| Jan 8th, 2010 | JAMES CARVILLE BITCHES THAT AIRPORT SCANNERS CAN MEASURE HIS PENIS |
| Jan 8th, 2010 | MAN CHARGED FOR HAVING SEX WITH ROOMMATES RABBIT |
| Jan 8th, 2010 | MANS PENIS FREED FROM METAL PIPE WITH INDUSTRIAL GRINDER |
| Jan 8th, 2010 | HOME INVADER FINDS HIS OWN KIDS WHO RECOGNIZED HIM |
| Jan 8th, 2010 | FAKE SKULL NEARLY SPARKS MURDER PROBE |
| Jan 8th, 2010 | WOMAN BITES OFF BOYFRIENDS LIP DURING NEW YEARS KISS |
| Jan 8th, 2010 | MAN ATTACKED WIFE WITH MEATLOAF |
| Jan 8th, 2010 | COUPLE COLLECT CANS TO PAY FOR WEDDING |
| Jan 8th, 2010 | MAN DROVE AROUND FOR 2 DAYS WITH WIFES BODY IN THE BED OF HIS PICKUP TRUCK |
| Jan 8th, 2010 | BAG OF HUMAN TEETH FOUND ON A SEATTLE SIDEWALK |
| Jan 8th, 2010 | PARENTS PLAY TUG OF WAR USING INFANT |
| Jan 8th, 2010 | MANS BLOODY BODY FOUND HEAD-FIRST IN A TRASH BARREL |
| Jan 8th, 2010 | MAN USES KNIFE TO BREAK UP SNOWBALL FIGHT |
| Jan 8th, 2010 | SAFETY OF BEEF PROCESSING METHOD IS QUESTIONED |
| Jan 8th, 2010 | FEMALE TOADS AVOID SEX WITH UNDESIRABLE MALES BY INFLATING THEIR BODY |
| Jan 8th, 2010 | THE TOP 10 MOST AMAZING VAGINAS |
| Jan 7th, 2010 | HIGH SCHOOL BASEBALL COACH ACCUSED OF SECRETLY VIDEOTAPING ONE OF THE PLAYERS JERKING OFF |
| Jan 7th, 2010 | SCHOOL AID ASKED TO RESIGN AFTER A NAKED PHOTO OF HER CIRCULATED THROUGH THE SCHOOL |
| Jan 7th, 2010 | FLORIDA LOTTERY WINNER VANISHES |
| Jan 7th, 2010 | BACTERIA LINKED TO FECES FOUND ON SODA FOUNTAINS |
| Jan 7th, 2010 | NAGGING YOUR HUSBAND IS NOT A CRIME |
| Jan 7th, 2010 | FAT PEOPLE OUTRAGED AT GYMS NEW ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN |
| Jan 7th, 2010 | MICHELLE OBAM REQUIRES MORE THAN TWENTY ATTENDANTS AT A COST OF MORE THAN 1.5 MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR |
| Jan 7th, 2010 | BE HONEST! THE NEW KATE MAKES YOU WANT TO MASTURBATE |
| Jan 7th, 2010 | IS THE LOCH NESS MONSTER DEAD? |
| Jan 7th, 2010 | EARLIEST FOUR-LIMBED ANIMALS LEFT MUD TRACKS |
| Jan 7th, 2010 | ARGUMENT LEADS TO BABY BEING THROWN OUT OF CAR |
| Jan 7th, 2010 | AL GORE ICE SCULPTURE BLOWS SMOKE |
| Jan 7th, 2010 | ACTOR GARY COLEMAN HOSPITALIZED IN LOS ANGELES |
| Jan 7th, 2010 | AIRLINE PICKPOCKET STRIKES AS PASSENGERS SLEEP |
| Jan 7th, 2010 | UNITED AIRLINES PILOT ADMITS BEING DRUNK THREE TIMES WHILE FLYING |
| Jan 7th, 2010 | MAN THREATENED TO KILL HORSE AFTER BETTING ERROR |
| Jan 7th, 2010 | MAN THREATENS NEIGHBORS WITH SLINGSHOT |
| Jan 7th, 2010 | MAN LEAVES ELECTRONICS, STEALS DIAPERS FROM HOME |
| Jan 7th, 2010 | BACON THONG |
| Jan 7th, 2010 | GOODBYE KISS PROVOKED AIRPORT PANIC |
| Jan 7th, 2010 | STERN SIDEKICK ARTIE LANGE STABS HIMSELF NINE TIMES |
| Jan 7th, 2010 | NAKED JOGGER ARRESTED NEAR WHITE HOUSE |
| Jan 7th, 2010 | KILLER GRANDMA DROWNS GRANDSON IN BATHTUB |
| Jan 6th, 2010 | ATTACKER KILLS MAN AFTER SHARING BEERS WITH HIM |
| Jan 6th, 2010 | TOP 10 MOST ENDANGERED SPECIES IN THE WORLD |
| Jan 6th, 2010 | DEPUTY COMMITS SUICIDE AFTER PRETENDING TO HAVE CANCER |
| Jan 6th, 2010 | KFC AD SLAMMED AS RACIST |
| Jan 6th, 2010 | MAN STEALS MILK CRATES, STARTS LOW-SPEED CHASE |
| Jan 6th, 2010 | HUBBLE SNAPS GALAXIES AT BIRTH |
| Jan 6th, 2010 | STRAWBERRY CRAB DISCOVERED OFF TAIWAN |
| Jan 6th, 2010 | ARCHAEOLOGISTS DISCOVER HUGE TOMB NEAR CAIRO |
| Jan 6th, 2010 | FAT ASS JELLY BELLY DANCER |
| Jan 6th, 2010 | MAN SENTENCED FOR MURDERING EX-GIRLFRIEND WITH A BOLT PISTOL |
| Jan 6th, 2010 | NUDISTS PISSED OVER ROTTING SEA LION CARCASS ON BEACH |
| Jan 6th, 2010 | EX-MAYOR ADMITS STEALING WOMENS UNDERWEAR |
| Jan 6th, 2010 | ELEPHANT TRAMPLES MOTHER AND HER BABY |
| Jan 6th, 2010 | FUNERAL HOME SUED AFTER BRAIN SENT HOME IN BAG |
| Jan 6th, 2010 | HOW TO PERSUADE YOUR WIFE INTO TRYING A THREESOME |
| Jan 6th, 2010 | TIGER WOODS SEX TAPE BEING SHOPPED TO PORN COMPANY |
| Jan 6th, 2010 | SHOCK-WAVES COULD HELP MEN WITH ERECTION PROBLEMS |
| Jan 6th, 2010 | SUPERNOVA STAR BLAST COULD WIPE OUT EARTH |
| Jan 6th, 2010 | DEAD FISH PROVOKE ALERT AROUND GULF OF MEXICO |
| Jan 6th, 2010 | ABORTION SUPER CENTER SET TO OPEN IN HOUSTON |
| Jan 6th, 2010 | WOMAN LAUNCHES INTO HAMBURGER RAGE AT MCDONALDS |
| Jan 6th, 2010 | HUMPING A HUMPBACK |
| Jan 5th, 2010 | PLANE LEFT ON ANTARCTICA IN 1912 IS FOUND |
| Jan 5th, 2010 | MAN CHARGED WITH SLAPPING POLICE HORSE |
| Jan 5th, 2010 | MAN IN COURT AFTER CAKE-LICKING INCIDENT AT GROCERY STORE |
| Jan 5th, 2010 | DATING WEBSITE KICKS OUT MEMBERS FOR GETTING FAT OVER CHRISTMAS |
| Jan 5th, 2010 | COUPLE SUSPECTED OF STEALING CAVITY FILLINGS |
| Jan 5th, 2010 | WORLDS TALLEST SKYSCRAPER OPENS IN DUBAI |
| Jan 5th, 2010 | Q-TIP HEIRESS FOUND DEAD |
| Jan 5th, 2010 | SOUTH KOREANS EXPERIENCE WHAT ITS LIKE TO DIE |
| Jan 5th, 2010 | MAN ON A MISSION TO CREATE A LIVING MIND INSIDE A MACHINE |
| Jan 5th, 2010 | MAN DISCOVERS GIANT MUSHROOM |
| Jan 5th, 2010 | 10 SCI-FI WEAPONS THAT ACTUALLY EXIST |
| Jan 5th, 2010 | WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HOMINIDS WHO MAY HAVE BEEN SMARTER THAN US? |
| Jan 5th, 2010 | THE MINIATURE COFFINS FOUND ON ARTHURS SEAT |
| Jan 5th, 2010 | PET SNAKE SAVES FAMILY FROM HOUSE FIRE |
| Jan 5th, 2010 | GO ARMY! |
| Jan 5th, 2010 | HANDLE WITH CARL? |
| Jan 5th, 2010 | TOP 10 CELEBRITIES THAT SHOULD DIE IN 2010 |
| Jan 5th, 2010 | MAN CALLS DETECTIVES AFTER POT PLANTS SEIZED |
| Jan 5th, 2010 | POLICE OFFICER ACCUSED OF HAVING SEX IN CHURCH |
| Jan 5th, 2010 | MAN LOCKS UP GRANDMA SO HE COULD GO OUTSIDE AND LIGHT OFF FIREWORKS |
| Jan 5th, 2010 | WOMAN PUNCHES MCDONALDS WORKER IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE THEY WERE NOT SERVING MCNUGGETS |
| Jan 5th, 2010 | WORLDS FIRST TRANSPARENT TOASTER GOES ON SALE |
| Jan 5th, 2010 | JUDGE SWORN IN WITH HAND ON DICTIONARY |
| Jan 5th, 2010 | PUKE PANIC HITS FACTORY |
| Jan 5th, 2010 | ED GEIN: THE MUSICAL |
| Jan 5th, 2010 | SELF-HELP COURSE LED TO WOMANS SUICIDE |
| Jan 5th, 2010 | COUPLE ARRESTED FOR GIVING KIDS TATTOOS |
| Jan 5th, 2010 | WOMAN LIVING IN HER OWN PISS AND SHIT FOUND CHAINED TO WEIGHT MACHINE |
| Jan 5th, 2010 | RESEARCHERS SUGGESTS THERE IS NO EVIDENCE FOR THE G-SPOT |
| Jan 5th, 2010 | CHINESE BOY FALLS WITH CHOPSTICKS UP HIS NOSE PIERCING HIS BRAIN |
| Jan 5th, 2010 | GIRL IN CRITICAL CONDITION AFTER USING DIESEL FUEL TO LIGHT FAMILYS WOOD STOVE |
| Jan 5th, 2010 | DISNEY WORKER FACES 200 COUNTS OF POSSESSING CHILD PORN |
| Jan 5th, 2010 | 12-YEAR-OLD BOY STABS HIS MOTHER IN THE BACK |
| Jan 5th, 2010 | BRITISH WOMEN THINK THAT FITTING INTO TIGHT JEANS IS BETTER THAN SEX |
| Jan 5th, 2010 | WARREN BEATTY CLAIMS HE SCREWED OVER 12,000 WOMEN |
| Jan 5th, 2010 | 5 FACTS THAT WILL SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU |
| Jan 5th, 2010 | MAN SPELLS OUT WIFES BIRTHDAY MESSAGE IN MANURE |
| Jan 5th, 2010 | DRUNK SCHOOL BUS DRIVER TAKES STUDENTS ON WILD RIDE |
| Jan 5th, 2010 | DICKHEAD |
| Jan 5th, 2010 | UNIVERSITY OF STINK |
| Jan 4th, 2010 | FLASHER ARRESTED AFTER HAVING HIS PICTURE TAKEN BY PHOTOGRAPHY STUDENTS |
| Jan 4th, 2010 | WOMAN CLAIMS DOCTORS PERMANENTLY STERILIZED HER AGAINST HER WILL |
| Jan 4th, 2010 | 169 ARRESTED IN COCKFIGHTING RAID |
| Jan 4th, 2010 | MAN STEALS 12-PACK OF BEER AT WAL-MART AND DRANK IT AS HE WALKED THE STORE |
| Jan 4th, 2010 | THE WORLDS TALLEST BUILDINGS |
| Jan 4th, 2010 | STUDY FINDS THAT WOMENS FEET ARE GETTING BIGGER |
| Jan 4th, 2010 | DOG SAVES 11-YEAR-OLD BOY FROM ATTACKING COUGAR |
| Jan 2nd, 2010 | 25 SEX RESOLUTIONS FOR 2010 |
| Jan 2nd, 2010 | MAN WITH WORLDS BIGGEST PENIS HAVING TROUBLE FINDING A JOB |
| Jan 2nd, 2010 | ATTEMPT TO KILL DANISH CARTOONIST FAILS |
| Jan 2nd, 2010 | MAN BUYS $3 BILLION CD-ROM ON AMAZON |
| Jan 2nd, 2010 | CALIFORNIA BANS THE SHORTENING OF COWS TAILS |
| Jan 2nd, 2010 | GIRL PUNCHES GUY IN NOSE AFTER WEIRD SEX |
| Jan 2nd, 2010 | SEX VIDEO LEADS TO BULLET IN HEAD |
| Jan 2nd, 2010 | FIREFIGHTERS DEAL WITH 19 PET PYTHONS INSIDE TRAILER HOME BLAZE |
| Jan 2nd, 2010 | MAN STEALS PACK OF CHEWING GUM SO HE COULD SPEND NEW YEARS EVE IN A JAIL INSTEAD OF WITH RELATIVES |
| Jan 2nd, 2010 | MAN BUYS HIS WIFE FOR TWO COWS |
| Jan 2nd, 2010 | MAN ACCUSED OF BEATING HIS MOTHER WITH A PIECE OF WOOD |
| Jan 2nd, 2010 | TASMANIAN DEVIL FACIAL CANCER ORIGINS IDENTIFIED |
| Jan 2nd, 2010 | NIGERIA DOCTOR IMPREGNATED GIRLS AND SOLD THE BABIES |
| Jan 2nd, 2010 | RELATIVES FIND PART OF WOMANS BODY HANGING OUT OF GRAVE IN CEMETERY |
| Jan 2nd, 2010 | POLICE FOLLOW FOOTPRINTS IN SNOW TO NAB ROBBERS |
| Jan 2nd, 2010 | REMAINS OF MORE THAN 500 ANIMALS FOUND AT PHILADELPHIA HOME |
| Jan 2nd, 2010 | CAN DOGS DETECT UNDERWEAR BOMBS? |
| Jan 2nd, 2010 | WOMANS .708 PERCENT BLOOD ALCOHOL CONTENT TOPPLES STATE RECORDS |
| Jan 2nd, 2010 | 18-YEAR-OLD HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT TRICKS 31 MALE CLASSMATES INTO SENDING HIM NAKED PHOTOS OF THEMSELVES |
| Jan 2nd, 2010 | LAMBS HEAD FOUND IN STORE MICROWAVE |
| Jan 2nd, 2010 | POLICE ARREST WOMAN MID-HAIRCUT, ACCUSE HER OF STEALING FROM STYLISTS |
| Jan 2nd, 2010 | MAN CATCHES INTRUDER AFTER USING BEER CAN ALARM |
| Jan 2nd, 2010 | MAN THROWS CURRY POWDER AT DOMINOS PIZZA STAFF |
| Jan 2nd, 2010 | ROBBER WEARS WOMENS PANTIES AS A DISGUISE |
| Jan 2nd, 2010 | WHY I QUIT WORKING IN PORN |
| Jan 2nd, 2010 | MAN CLEARED AS TIGER PORN CLIP REVEALED AS JOKE |
| Jan 2nd, 2010 | THE BEST SEX TOY OF 2009 |
| Jan 2nd, 2010 | HOW TO CREATE A DESIGNER BABY |
| Jan 2nd, 2010 | DEVICE TURNS THOUGHTS INTO SPEECH |
| Jan 2nd, 2010 | PSYCHIC PREDICTIONS FOR 2010 |
| Jan 2nd, 2010 | GLOWING WALLS COULD KILL OFF THE LIGHT BULB |
| Jan 2nd, 2010 | ANCIENT EARTH CARVINGS FOUND IN AMAZON JUNGLE |
| Jan 2nd, 2010 | 21ST CENTURY JESUS |
| Jan 2nd, 2010 | SMOKING LIZARD |
| Dec 31st, 2009 | RUSH LIMBAUGH ADMITTED TO HONOLULU HOSPITAL AFTER SUFFERING CHEST PAINS |
| Dec 31st, 2009 | FUNERAL HOME ACCIDENTALLY CREMATED WRONG BODY |
| Dec 31st, 2009 | MAN ALLEGEDLY KILLS DOG, COVERS HIMSELF IN COFFEE |
| Dec 31st, 2009 | 11-YEAR-OLD GIRL CHARGED WITH LIGHTING MOMS BED ON FIRE |
| Dec 31st, 2009 | 22-YEAR-OLD TEA DRINKING DUCK FINALLY READY FOR THE ROASTER |
| Dec 31st, 2009 | NASA PICKS VENUS, ASTEROID, AND MOON FOR ITS NEXT MISSION |
| Dec 31st, 2009 | RUSSIA MAY SEND SPACESHIP TO KNOCK THREATENING ASTEROID OFF COURSE |
| Dec 30th, 2009 | THIEF CALLS 911 AFTER STOLEN TRUCK BREAKS DOWN |
| Dec 30th, 2009 | PHOTO CATCHES NEW YORK PRISON GUARD SLEEPING ON JOB IN FRONT OF INMATE |
| Dec 30th, 2009 | REJECTED MAN THREATENS WOMAN WITH WITCHCRAFT |
| Dec 30th, 2009 | WIFE CHOKES HUSBAND FOR NOT SLEEPING IN SAME ROOM AS HER |
| Dec 30th, 2009 | TEACHER HEADED TO PRISON FOR HAVING SEX WITH 13-YEAR-OLD STUDENT |
| Dec 30th, 2009 | WOMEN CAN SMELL ATTRACTION IN MENS SWEAT |
| Dec 30th, 2009 | FLORIDA COMMUNITY WANTS TO EVICT 6-YEAR-OLD |
| Dec 30th, 2009 | ROADSIDE BUTCHERY OF BEAST SHOCKS PAIR |
| Dec 30th, 2009 | CHINA EXECUTES BRITISH DRUG SMUGGLER |
| Dec 30th, 2009 | MOST COCAINE DILUTED WITH UNSAFE LIVESTOCK DRUG |
| Dec 30th, 2009 | THE GIRAFFE TEST |
| Dec 30th, 2009 | CONSTIPATION? |
| Dec 30th, 2009 | ONE-THIRD OF SENIOR CITIZENS REMAIN SEXUALLY ACTIVE |
| Dec 30th, 2009 | WHY MEN FAKE ORGASMS |
| Dec 30th, 2009 | THE SIX TYPES OF CHEATERS |
| Dec 30th, 2009 | WOMAN SUING BAR BECAUSE SHE CLAIMS SHE WAS STRUCK BY A STUFFED MOOSE HEAD |
| Dec 30th, 2009 | MAN ACCUSED OF PUTTING CAT IN WASHER |
| Dec 30th, 2009 | WOMAN CALLED COPS ON HER OWN LOUD CAT |
| Dec 30th, 2009 | WOMAN SELLING STILL-WRAPPED CHRISTMAS PRESENTS FROM HER CHEATING EX-BOYFRIEND ON EBAY |
| Dec 30th, 2009 | TEEN INJURED SURFING ON CHRISTMAS TREE |
| Dec 30th, 2009 | SUSPICIOUS TEDDY BEAR STUFFED WITH POT |
| Dec 30th, 2009 | TOP 10 MOST SHOCKING 2009 MOMENTS |
| Dec 30th, 2009 | DA BITCH IS REAL AIR HEAD |
| Dec 30th, 2009 | TEDDY BEAR SCREWING |
| Dec 30th, 2009 | CROC FISHING |
| Dec 29th, 2009 | PHOTO SHOWS JOHN F. KENNEDY ON YACHT WITH NAKED WOMEN |
| Dec 29th, 2009 | PARTIAL LUNAR ECLIPSE AND BLUE MOON NEW YEARS EVE |
| Dec 29th, 2009 | UNDERWEAR BOMBER |
| Dec 29th, 2009 | PARENTS TRY TO SELL BABY FOR $30 |
| Dec 29th, 2009 | TURKEY SEEKS RETURN OF SANTA CLAUS BONES |
| Dec 29th, 2009 | SON OF OBAMAS FRIEND INJURED IN HAWAII |
| Dec 29th, 2009 | MAN SHOOTS STEPSON IN CHEST TO TEACH HIM A LESSON |
| Dec 28th, 2009 | SCHOOL PRINCIPALS SUSPENDED OVER FREEZING DEATH OF STUDENT |
| Dec 28th, 2009 | 22 MYSTERY FIRES RATTLE HOUSTON |
| Dec 28th, 2009 | RACHAEL RAY A SEX SYMBOL? |
| Dec 27th, 2009 | 86-YEAR-OLD INDIA GOVERNOR RESIGNS AFTER 3-WOMAN SEX TAPE |
| Dec 27th, 2009 | CHINA UNVEILS WORLDS FASTEST TRAIN LINK |
| Dec 27th, 2009 | AC/DC CONCERT MAY BE CANCELLED BECAUSE RARE BIRDS ARE NESTING IN THE AREA |
| Dec 27th, 2009 | CAT AND DOG PORN |
| Dec 26th, 2009 | ROBBER SITS DOWN AND EATS CHICKEN DINNER AFTER HOLDING UP RESTAURANT |
| Dec 26th, 2009 | JESUS IMAGE APPEARS ON BANANA PEEL |
| Dec 26th, 2009 | CHARLIE SHEEN ARRESTED IN DOMESTIC DISPUTE |
| Dec 26th, 2009 | 10-YEAR-OLD GIRL SUSPENDED FOR BRINGING PEPPERMINT OIL TO SCHOOL |
| Dec 26th, 2009 | MAN BITTEN AFTER STEPPING ON SHARK |
| Dec 26th, 2009 | 58-YEAR-OLD WOMAN ACCUSED OF HAVING SEX WITH 14-YEAR-OLD BOY |
| Dec 26th, 2009 | TEEN SUSPENDED FOR WEARING A SANTA CLAUS SUIT TO SCHOOL |
| Dec 24th, 2009 | SEA OTTERS DELAY CONTINENTAL FLIGHT IN HOUSTON |
| Dec 24th, 2009 | WOMAN SEVERELY BEATEN IN FIGHT OVER SPILLED ICE CREAM |
| Dec 24th, 2009 | SQUIRRELS EAT TOWNS CHRISTMAS LIGHTS |
| Dec 24th, 2009 | THE ULTIMATE HOME-MADE MODEL AIRPLANE |
| Dec 24th, 2009 | SUBWAY RIDER RETURNS LOST CHRISTMAS GIFTS |
| Dec 24th, 2009 | MOM TURNS 6-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER IN FOR SHOPLIFTING, THEN ASKED FOR $30 REWARD |
| Dec 24th, 2009 | MAN ACCUSED OF STEALING BLOW-UP DOLL |
| Dec 24th, 2009 | WALMART ACCUSED OF SECRETLY VIDEOTAPING PUBLIC RESTROOM |
| Dec 24th, 2009 | DAD FORCES GAY 14-YEAR-OLD SON TO HAVE SEX WITH A HOOKER |
| Dec 24th, 2009 | WOMAN ARRESTED FOR TEARING MANS GENITALS |
| Dec 24th, 2009 | 18-YEAR-OLD CUTIE PIE STABS MAN SEVERAL TIMES WITH AN ICE-PICK |
| Dec 24th, 2009 | BROTHERS DROWN TRYING TO SAVE DOG IN ICY WATER |
| Dec 24th, 2009 | 11-YEAR-OLD BOY CRUSHED TO DEATH BY 84-TON ROCK |
| Dec 24th, 2009 | FBI RELEASES WEIRD MICHAEL JACKSON SECRETS |
| Dec 24th, 2009 | FRENCH STUDENTS DEMAND THE RIGHT TO WEAR RAUNCHY CLOTHING |
| Dec 24th, 2009 | YOUNG SWEDISH WOMEN MORE LIKELY TO HAVE SEX WITH EACH OTHER |
| Dec 24th, 2009 | FUNNY PEOPLE (2009) |
| Dec 24th, 2009 | TOP 10 DUMBEST CELEBRITY QUOTES OF THE DECADE |
| Dec 24th, 2009 | CHRISTMAS CREATURES |
| Dec 24th, 2009 | TARGETING TUMORS USING TINY GOLD PARTICLES |
| Dec 24th, 2009 | BRAIN ON THE SISTINE CHAPEL? |
| Dec 24th, 2009 | NEW ZEALAND BILLBOARD OFFENSIVE TO CHRISTIANS |
| Dec 24th, 2009 | 11 STUDENTS BEAT THE HELL OUT OF EIGHTH-GRADER HONOR STUDENT |
| Dec 24th, 2009 | WOMAN KNOCKS THE POPE ON HIS ASS DURING CHRISTMAS EVE MASS |
| Dec 23rd, 2009 | SAN DIEGO BAY NEW YEARS EVE FIREWORKS SHOW CANCELLED DUE TO POLLUTION CONCERNS |
| Dec 23rd, 2009 | DRUNK WOMAN ARRESTED AFTER ATTACKING SANTA |
| Dec 23rd, 2009 | DEVASTATING NEWS FOR EVERY HIGH SCHOOL BOY |
| Dec 23rd, 2009 | SALON ACCIDENTALLY GLUES WOMANS EYES SHUT |
| Dec 23rd, 2009 | CANADA SEEKS ADDING ANTI-CANCER DRUG TO JUNK FOOD |
| Dec 23rd, 2009 | SANTA ROBS BANK AT GUNPOINT SO HE COULD PAY HIS ELVES |
| Dec 23rd, 2009 | DRUNK TEEN ARRESTED AFTER YANKING OFF SANTAS BEARD |
| Dec 23rd, 2009 | 101 REASONS WHY MEN CHEAT |
| Dec 23rd, 2009 | FIRST FEMALE SEX ROBOT TO BE UNVEILED |
| Dec 23rd, 2009 | NEW ZEALAND POLICEWOMAN ALLOWS NAKED CYCLING |
| Dec 23rd, 2009 | PAINTINGS OF NUDE TODDLER STIR UP ART-PORN DEBATE |
| Dec 23rd, 2009 | ALIENS MORE LIKELY TO LIVE ON MOONS THAN PLANETS |
| Dec 23rd, 2009 | POLICE TEST HEAD-MOUNTED CAMERAS FOR OFFICERS |
| Dec 23rd, 2009 | BALLOON BOY PARENTS GET JAIL TIME |
| Dec 23rd, 2009 | WOMAN CALLS 911 WHEN HUSBAND REFUSES TO EAT DINNER |
| Dec 23rd, 2009 | PREGGO BREAK DANCING |
| Dec 23rd, 2009 | FUNGUS HANDS |
| Dec 23rd, 2009 | ASS CRACK FLOSS |
| Dec 23rd, 2009 | BABE WITH STRING BEAN LEGS |
| Dec 23rd, 2009 | PENIS SHADOW |
| Dec 23rd, 2009 | NEW TIGER WOODS SPONSOR |
| Dec 22nd, 2009 | RESEARCHERS CLAIM THAT MOST PEOPLE DO NOT FIND LEGGY WOMEN ALL THAT ATTRACTIVE |
| Dec 22nd, 2009 | REINDEER BANNED FROM CHRISTMAS DISPLAY BECAUSE IT MIGHT SNOW |
| Dec 22nd, 2009 | OFF DUTY EMTS ACCUSED OF NOT HELPING DYING WOMAN |
| Dec 22nd, 2009 | VENOMOUS DINOSAUR DISCOVERED |
| Dec 22nd, 2009 | TEXTING DRIVERS ARE MORE DANGEROUS THAN TALKERS...NO SHIT! |
| Dec 22nd, 2009 | PHILIPPINE VOLCANO ON VERGE OF ERUPTION |
| Dec 22nd, 2009 | THE COW THAT WOULD NOT DIE |
| Dec 22nd, 2009 | CROCODILE KIDNAPS 8-YEAR-OLD BOY |
| Dec 22nd, 2009 | WOMAN BEHEADED AFTER ARGUMENT OVER A COW |
| Dec 22nd, 2009 | MAN IMPALED WITH KNIFE ORDERS COFFEE |
| Dec 22nd, 2009 | COURT ORDERS TWO MEN HAVE THEIR EARS AND NOSES CUT OFF |
| Dec 22nd, 2009 | 71-YEAR-OLD MAN CUTS OFF HIS OWN NUTS WITH RAZOR BLADE |
| Dec 22nd, 2009 | DID OSAMA TRY TO KILL BILL CLINTON? |
| Dec 22nd, 2009 | MAN BEATEN TO DEATH WITH SANTA STATUE |
| Dec 22nd, 2009 | MAN TOOK CAB DRIVER FOR A 1,600 MILE RIDE |
| Dec 22nd, 2009 | DEAR SANTA |
| Dec 22nd, 2009 | BOY GETS HIMSELF LOCKED INSIDE GUN SAFE AT COSTCO STORE |
| Dec 22nd, 2009 | MAN KILLED WIFE WITH A TV REMOTE |
| Dec 22nd, 2009 | MOM CALLS 911 OVER SONS VIDEO GAME HABIT |
| Dec 22nd, 2009 | MAN ARRESTED AFTER THROWING PAINT ON VEGAS SIGN |
| Dec 22nd, 2009 | ONIONS RAIN DOWN FROM HIGHWAY |
| Dec 21st, 2009 | POLISH POLICE RECOVER DAMAGED AUSCHWITZ GATE SIGN |
| Dec 21st, 2009 | TIME RUNNING OUT FOR ORANGUTANS |
| Dec 20th, 2009 | POLICE SEARCHING FOR BAD BARBER WHO STABBED TWO OTHER BARBERS |
| Dec 20th, 2009 | TOPLESS BICYCLISTS FIND NEW YORK CITY A LITTLE TOO COLD FOR NUDE PROTEST |
| Dec 20th, 2009 | 6-YEAR-OLD SAVES MOTHER AFTER CAR ACCIDENT |
| Dec 20th, 2009 | HEALTH TEACHER PLAYS PORN VIDEO FOR STUDENTS |
| Dec 20th, 2009 | COP FACES 35 YEARS IN PRISON FOR SCREWING WOMAN HE PULLED OVER... AND THROWING AWAY HER TICKETS |
| Dec 20th, 2009 | PLUMBING OF YELLOWSTONE SUPERVOLCANO LARGER THAN FIRST THOUGHT |
| Dec 20th, 2009 | BRITTANY MURPHY DEAD AT THE AGE OF 32 |
| Dec 19th, 2009 | MAN LIFTS CAR OFF OF PINNED 6-YEAR-OLD GIRL |
| Dec 19th, 2009 | WHISKEY HANGOVER WORSE THAN VODKA |
| Dec 19th, 2009 | COWS OUTNUMBER HUMANS IN WISCONSIN COUNTY |
| Dec 19th, 2009 | MAN FILES MISSING COW REPORT |
| Dec 19th, 2009 | U.S. TO CAPTURE COW FARTS TO SAVE THE PLANET |
| Dec 19th, 2009 | BABY WITHOUT A BRAIN TURNS 1-YEAR-OLD |
| Dec 19th, 2009 | SISTERS DIE AFTER FOLDING BED COLLAPSED ENTOMBING THEM FOR FOUR DAYS |
| Dec 19th, 2009 | MAN WRONGLY IMPRISONED FOR 35 YEARS MAY RECEIVE $1.75 MILLION |
| Dec 19th, 2009 | DOGS SURVIVE BY EATING DEAD OWNER |
| Dec 19th, 2009 | ATTORNEY SUED AFTER BITING OFF PART OF MANS NOSE |
| Dec 19th, 2009 | MAN ACCUSED OF SCREWING HORSES |
| Dec 19th, 2009 | DRUNK MAN PAYS $72 FOR JUST ONE TACO, SAYS MERRY CHRISTMAS |
| Dec 19th, 2009 | MAN GUILTY OF ATTEMPTING TO HAVE SEX WITH ROTTWEILER |
| Dec 19th, 2009 | FROG FOUND INSIDE PEPSI CAN |
| Dec 19th, 2009 | SEX TOYS BEING SOLD IN FINLAND SUPERMARKETS |
| Dec 19th, 2009 | WOMAN ACCUSED HER GYNAECOLOGIST OF GIVING HER LEG BUCKLING ORGASMS |
| Dec 19th, 2009 | 9 MOST PROVOCATIVE SEX SCIENCE STORIES OF 2009 |
| Dec 19th, 2009 | VIBRATOR USE IS LINKED TO BETTER SEXUAL HEALTH |
| Dec 19th, 2009 | TRUE LOVE |
| Dec 19th, 2009 | ANCIENT PYGMY SEA COW DISCOVERED |
| Dec 19th, 2009 | HOW TO FIND SIGNS OF LIFE ON MARS |
| Dec 19th, 2009 | DODGE BALL GIRLS LIKE TO GIVE HEAD AND PLAY WITH FUZZY BALLS |
| Dec 19th, 2009 | OVER THE HILLS AND THROUGH THE VALLEY |
| Dec 19th, 2009 | THIS GUYS FRIENDS ARE BIG DICKS |
| Dec 19th, 2009 | ONLY ONE OF THEM CAN SURVIVE |
| Dec 19th, 2009 | TOP 10 GREATEST INTERNET MEMES OF 2009 |
| Dec 18th, 2009 | CHRISTMAS DISPLAY SHOWS SANTA SHOT DEAD BY JESUS |
| Dec 18th, 2009 | VILLAGERS LOOT TRUCK CARRYING 4,000 CARTONS OF BEER AFTER RUNNING OFF THE ROAD |
| Dec 18th, 2009 | DUMBEST BUSINESS MOMENTS OF THE DECADE |
| Dec 18th, 2009 | MAN DIES AFTER FALLING INTO KENTUCKY PIT |
| Dec 18th, 2009 | ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY VIBRATORS PROMISE SUSTAINABLE PLEASURE |
| Dec 18th, 2009 | WOMAN COMMITS SUICIDE BY JUMPING OFF THE MACKINAC BRIDGE |
| Dec 18th, 2009 | PRINCIPAL ACCUSED OF SEX ACTS ON CHILD |
| Dec 18th, 2009 | LAREDO, TEXAS COULD BE LARGEST US CITY WITHOUT BOOKSTORE |
| Dec 18th, 2009 | UFO FLEET FILMED OVER CHILE |
| Dec 18th, 2009 | LOST CITY OF ATLANTIS DISCOVERED? |
| Dec 18th, 2009 | YOUTUBE MOST-VIEWED VIDEOS OF 2009 |
| Dec 17th, 2009 | WOMAN ARRESTED FOR NOT RETURNING DVDS |
| Dec 17th, 2009 | MONKEYS USE MARTIAL ARTS TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF TRAINER |
| Dec 17th, 2009 | TEEN FLASHING HER TITS AT PASSING CARS DISTRACTS DRIVER WHO RUNS INTO HER |
| Dec 17th, 2009 | WOMAN GETS IMPALED ON A STEEL FENCE FOR 47 MINUTES |
| Dec 17th, 2009 | HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT ARRESTED FOR JERKING OFF IN ART CLASS |
| Dec 17th, 2009 | HUSBAND LEAVES WIFE AFTER WINNING THE LOTTERY |
| Dec 17th, 2009 | ASTRONOMERS DISCOVER WATERY SUPER EARTH |
| Dec 17th, 2009 | BENGALS WIDE RECEIVER CHRIS HENRY DEAD AFTER FALLING OUT OF PICKUP TRUCK |
| Dec 17th, 2009 | SHROUD FROM JESUS ERA FOUND |
| Dec 17th, 2009 | THE RISE AND FALL OF A DINOSAUR HUNTER |
| Dec 17th, 2009 | FEMALE ARMED ROBBER STRIPPED, BEATEN AND SET ON FIRE BY ANGRY LYNCH MOB |
| Dec 17th, 2009 | THE MOST BIZARRE MEDICAL DISCOVERIES OF 2009 |
| Dec 17th, 2009 | 4-YEAR-OLD BOYS BOWEL PARTIALLY SUCKED OUT WHILE SITTING ON POOL SKIMMER BOX |
| Dec 17th, 2009 | STANELY 25 FOOT TAPE MEASURE |
| Dec 17th, 2009 | TIGERS WIFE, ELIN NORDEGREN |
| Dec 17th, 2009 | TOBACCO SMOKE ENEMA |
| Dec 17th, 2009 | TIGER WOODS THE PORN MOVIE |
| Dec 17th, 2009 | BBC PULLS BALLET FEATURING PREGNANT NUNS AND WILD SEX |
| Dec 17th, 2009 | PATIENTS REPORT SEXUAL HALLUCINATIONS WHILE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF SEDATING DRUGS |
| Dec 17th, 2009 | WHERE IS THE MOST BIZARRE PLACE YOU EVER HAD SEX? |
| Dec 17th, 2009 | DRUNK 4-YEAR-OLD DRESSED IN DRAG STEALS CHRISTMAS PRESENTS |
| Dec 17th, 2009 | COUPLE ACCUSED OF FAKING DEATH FROM BAD OYSTERS |
| Dec 17th, 2009 | ORGANIC MATTER FOUND ON THE MOON |
| Dec 17th, 2009 | STUDY SHOWS BLUE WHALES HAVE BEEN SINGING WITH INCREASINGLY DEEPER VOICES |
| Dec 17th, 2009 | SEX WITH ROBOTS WILL GIVE US TWICE THE GIGANTIC ORGASMS |
| Dec 16th, 2009 | WHAT DO YOU DO IF THERE IS A NAKED WOMAN IN YOUR YARD CARRYING A SWORD? |
| Dec 16th, 2009 | WOMAN LED FIGHT FOR RECALL OF BLINDS AND SHADES |
| Dec 16th, 2009 | 15 PERCENT OF TEENS HAVE GOTTEN SEXT MESSAGES |
| Dec 16th, 2009 | POLICE FIND FETUS UNDER CHRISTMAS TREE |
| Dec 16th, 2009 | CHILDREN GIVEN BOOZE, TIED UP AT PARTY |
| Dec 16th, 2009 | OFFICERS RESCUE NEWBORN FROM TOILET |
| Dec 16th, 2009 | MAN ARRESTED AFTER KISSING CHILDREN AT MCDONALDS RESTAURANTS |
| Dec 16th, 2009 | ALCOHOLIC FLIES SHOW HUMAN-LIKE DESPERATION |
| Dec 16th, 2009 | FAMILY TIES ACTOR BONSALL FACING ASSAULT CHARGE |
| Dec 16th, 2009 | MAN IN WHEELCHAIR DIES AFTER FALLING OFF OF DOCK WHILE FEEDING GEESE |
| Dec 16th, 2009 | SALAMI BATTLE IN SUPERMARKET LEAVES GERMANS IN HOSPITAL |
| Dec 16th, 2009 | THE WORLDS BIGGEST ZIT |
| Dec 16th, 2009 | WOMAN LAY DEAD IN BED FOR MONTHS DESPITE VISITS |
| Dec 16th, 2009 | OFFICER ACCUSED OF FAKING BURGLARY STORY TO HIDE SEX ACT |
| Dec 16th, 2009 | 2-YEAR-OLD BOY HAS 50 SEWING NEEDLES INSIDE BODY |
| Dec 16th, 2009 | WOMAN ADMITS LOUD SEX VIOLATIONS |
| Dec 16th, 2009 | TEEN RUNS UP $22,000 BILL ON DADS CELL PHONE |
| Dec 16th, 2009 | DEER GETS CAUGHT IN CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS |
| Dec 16th, 2009 | ILLINOIS MAN FINDS A $1 MILLION DOLLAR BILL |
| Dec 16th, 2009 | MAN CUTS OFF THE TIPS OF HIS FINGERS TO HIDE THE PRINTS |
| Dec 16th, 2009 | KITTEN RIDES 120 MILES IN SUV WHEEL WELL |
| Dec 16th, 2009 | THE BEST SEX INVENTIONS OF THE PAST DECADE |
| Dec 16th, 2009 | CAR CRASH TURNED WOMAN INTO A SEX MANIAC 24 HOURS A DAY |
| Dec 16th, 2009 | TWO-LEGGED DOG GIVES HOPE TO DISABLED ARMY VETS |
| Dec 15th, 2009 | AUSTRALIAN GOVERNMENT WILL PROCEED WITH PLANS TO CENSOR THE INTERNET |
| Dec 15th, 2009 | GIANT OWL TAKES PET DOG ON A TWO MILE FLIGHT |
| Dec 15th, 2009 | DRUNK SANTA SCARES KIDS WHILE LOOKING FOR HIS REINDEER |
| Dec 15th, 2009 | 22 MILLION MISSING BUSH WHITE HOUSE E-MAILS FOUND |
| Dec 15th, 2009 | GOLFER SUING PRESTIGIOUS CLUB AFTER SLIPPING IN THE SHOWER |
| Dec 15th, 2009 | CAMPBELL SOUP WANTS HEALTHIER FOOD FOR KIDS |
| Dec 15th, 2009 | TOOL USE FOUND IN OCTOPUSES |
| Dec 15th, 2009 | THOUSANDS OF CANCER CASES FROM USING CT SCANS? |
| Dec 15th, 2009 | NO MORE HOME RUNS FOR ALEX RODRIGUEZ WITH KATE HUDSON |
| Dec 15th, 2009 | BLACK HOLE FOUND TO BE MUCH CLOSER TO EARTH THAN PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT |
| Dec 15th, 2009 | ISLAMIC COURT SENTENCES PSYCHIC TO DEATH |
| Dec 15th, 2009 | THE SECRETS OF FLORIDAS CORAL CASTLE |
| Dec 15th, 2009 | MONSTERS AND THE GOVERNMENT |
| Dec 15th, 2009 | INVESTIGATING THE EERIE HISTORIC HAYWARD MANSIONS |
| Dec 15th, 2009 | SPACEWALKING ASTRONAUTS SEEN WITH A BACKYARD TELESCOPE |
| Dec 15th, 2009 | TEACHER CUTS OFF GIRLS BRAID AS PUNISHMENT |
| Dec 15th, 2009 | BRAZIL ARCHITECT CLAIMS THAT TURNING 102-YEARS-OLD IS CRAP |
| Dec 15th, 2009 | A REALLY BIG MOOSE |
| Dec 15th, 2009 | TRUE LOVE IN THE TWILIGHT YEARS |
| Dec 15th, 2009 | TWO COUPLES WHO SNEAKED INTO THE WHITEHOUSE WITHOUT ANY CREDENTIALS |
| Dec 15th, 2009 | TWO GUYS THAT PROBABLY SHOULD NOT SIT TOGETHER |
| Dec 14th, 2009 | ITALY PRIME MINISTER BLOODIED AFTER ATTACK |
| Dec 14th, 2009 | 968 PEOPLE ARRESTED DURING CLIMATE CHANGE PROTEST |
| Dec 14th, 2009 | TIGER WOODS WAS SCREWING AN UNDERWEAR-MODEL MISTRESS WHEN HE LEARNED HIS DAD HAD DIED |
| Dec 14th, 2009 | PLAYGIRL WILL NOT PUBLISH NUDE PHOTOS OF TIGER WOODS |
| Dec 12th, 2009 | STEPHEN KING PAYING WAY HOME FOR MAINE TROOPS |
| Dec 12th, 2009 | 98-YEAR-OLD WOMAN ARRESTED FOR KILLING 100-YEAR-OLD ROOMMATE |
| Dec 12th, 2009 | TIGER WOODS TAKING INDEFINITE BREAK FROM GOLF |
| Dec 12th, 2009 | WOMAN STEALS A CAT OUTSIDE A POPULAR STEAK HOUSE |
| Dec 12th, 2009 | AUSCHWITZ SURVIVOR AVOIDED DOCTORS FOR 65 YEARS |
| Dec 12th, 2009 | SAUSAGE BRIEFCASE: FOR THE WELL PREPARED TRAVELLER |
| Dec 12th, 2009 | STOLEN UPS PACKAGES SOLD ON EBAY |
| Dec 12th, 2009 | PISS SAMPLES SWIPED FROM UTAH HEALTH DEPARTMENT |
| Dec 12th, 2009 | WOMAN ACCUSED OF RIDING A HORSE DRUNK IN CHRISTMAS PARADE |
| Dec 12th, 2009 | COUPLE FIND STRANGER ASLEEP ON COUCH CUDDLING A TEDDY BEAR |
| Dec 12th, 2009 | BOY GETS HIS TONGUE STUCK WHILE LICKING A METAL POLE |
| Dec 12th, 2009 | MAN DRESSES UP AS HIS MOM TO WITHDRAW CASH |
| Dec 12th, 2009 | BINGE DRINKING COSTS WOMAN HER LEGS |
| Dec 12th, 2009 | MAN GETS REMOTE CONTROL STUCK UP HIS ASS AFTER DRUNK PRANK |
| Dec 12th, 2009 | WOMAN ADMITS SHE SEXUALLY ASSAULTED A 43-YEAR-OLD MALE |
| Dec 11th, 2009 | ROD STEWART THE QUINTESSENTIAL RHINO |
| Dec 11th, 2009 | GIANT PET RABBIT THAT THINKS HE IS A COCKER SPANIEL |
| Dec 11th, 2009 | MAN DIES WHILE SKYDIVING ON HIS 70TH BIRTHDAY |
| Dec 11th, 2009 | TIGER WOODS MISTRESS IN TALKS TO POSE FOR PLAYBOY |
| Dec 11th, 2009 | WOMAN ARRESTED AFTER POURING A POT OF BOILING GRITS ONTO HER SLEEPING BOYFRIEND |
| Dec 11th, 2009 | TEEN KILLED AFTER HOUSE EXPLODES |
| Dec 11th, 2009 | LION, TIGER AND BEAR LIVE LIKE BROTHERS AT GEORGIA ZOO |
| Dec 11th, 2009 | MEAT-EATING DINOSAUR FEEDS MIGRATION THEORY |
| Dec 11th, 2009 | VEGETARIAN DIET IS BETTER FOR THE PLANET |
| Dec 11th, 2009 | OBESE MAN DIED WHEN HIS STRETCHER TIPPED OVER INTO THE ROAD |
| Dec 11th, 2009 | GERMAN FORKLIFT SAFETY VIDEO |
| Dec 11th, 2009 | HOW TO ACHIEVE TIME TRAVEL! |
| Dec 10th, 2009 | TOP 10 FOX NEWS FAILS OF 2009 |
| Dec 10th, 2009 | WORLDS FIRST COUGAR CRUISE SETS SAIL FROM THE US HEADED TO MEXICO |
| Dec 10th, 2009 | BOY SCOUT FOUNDER ILLEGALLY EXECUTED A PRISONER-OF-WAR IN 1896 |
| Dec 10th, 2009 | BEER INGREDIENT MAY SOMEDAY HELP WARD OFF PROSTATE CANCER |
| Dec 10th, 2009 | OSCAR THE BALD PARROT |
| Dec 10th, 2009 | MAN RAPED PROSTITUTE, SOLD HER TO OTHERS |
| Dec 10th, 2009 | NEIGHBORS BEG WOMAN TO STOP FEEDING VULTURES |
| Dec 10th, 2009 | WOMAN ALLEGEDLY ATTACKS MAN WITH RAW MEAT |
| Dec 10th, 2009 | FARMER SEES CROSS ON CALF |
| Dec 10th, 2009 | LIGHT SHOW IN NORWAY SPARKS UFO BUZZ |
| Dec 10th, 2009 | MAN DRESSED IN A SANTA SUIT TRIES TO KIDNAP 12-YEAR-OLD |
| Dec 10th, 2009 | GIANT ICEBERG HEADING FOR AUSTRALIA |
| Dec 10th, 2009 | DOG AND CAT CARCASSES DUMPED IN GARBAGE DUMP |
| Dec 10th, 2009 | CHEMISTRY STUDENT KILLED BY EXPLODING CHEWING GUM |
| Dec 10th, 2009 | HUNGRY TIGERS ATTACK GERMAN TRAINER DURING DINNER SHOW |
| Dec 10th, 2009 | QUADRIPLEGIC MAN WINS RIGHT TO HUNT |
| Dec 9th, 2009 | PREPARING LARGE BATCHES OF FOOD FOR EXCHANGE IS GAINING POPULARITY |
| Dec 9th, 2009 | FLORIDA OFFICIALS WARN NOT TO PICK UP DEAD BEAR REMAINS |
| Dec 9th, 2009 | STUDY FINDS THAT CASUAL SEX HAS NO EMOTIONAL WRECKAGE |
| Dec 9th, 2009 | SQUIRREL CUTS OFF POWER TO ABOUT 9,000 PEOPLE |
| Dec 9th, 2009 | MAN FOUND NAKED AND ARMED WITH SHOTGUN CLAIMS HE WAS TRYING TO PROTECT MOTHER FROM VAMPIRES |
| Dec 9th, 2009 | LAWYER SUES HOMELESS PEOPLE NEAR HIS OFFICE |
| Dec 9th, 2009 | RESCUERS SAVE COW FROM DROWNING |
| Dec 9th, 2009 | 100-YEAR-OLD PEDOPHILE TO BE FREED FROM JAIL |
| Dec 9th, 2009 | SWEDISH GROUP RENAMES HYMEN TO VAGINAL CORONA |
| Dec 9th, 2009 | AL GORE NOW WRITING POEMS ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING |
| Dec 8th, 2009 | 911 CALL TO TIGER WOODS HOUSE |
| Dec 8th, 2009 | GERMAN TOURIST CAUGHT SMUGGLING LIZARDS IN HIS UNDERWEAR |
| Dec 8th, 2009 | MAN CLAIMS COWS LICKED $100 IN DAMAGE TO HIS HOUSE |
| Dec 8th, 2009 | MAN ARRESTED FOR THROWING TOMATOES AT SARAH PALIN |
| Dec 8th, 2009 | POLICE ARREST WOMAN WITH NEARLY $600 OF STOLEN MEAT |
| Dec 8th, 2009 | MAN OPENS FIRE WITH AN AK-47 INSIDE RESTAURANT AFTER WORKERS REFUSED TO SERVE HIM ALCOHOL |
| Dec 8th, 2009 | BEST CHRISTMAS DECORATION EVER! |
| Dec 8th, 2009 | ANCIENT SITE REVEALS SIGNS OF MASS CANNIBALISM |
| Dec 7th, 2009 | WHAT NO PS3? WHAT A WASTE! |
| Dec 7th, 2009 | THE 6 SCARIEST PROCESSED FOODS |
| Dec 7th, 2009 | DRUNK BRIDESMAID SPARKS FOUR-HOUR SEARCH AFTER LOSING HER WAY FROM THE RECEPTION |
| Dec 7th, 2009 | MISSING MAN FOUND IN PUB |
| Dec 7th, 2009 | MARTIAL ARTIST PULLS VAN WITH HIS EYES |
| Dec 7th, 2009 | GOLD E. LOCKS ARRESTED AFTER BREAKING INTO HOME |
| Dec 7th, 2009 | EVERYBODY HOLD YOUR BREATH, OBAMA TO DECLARE CARBON DIOXIDE A DANGEROUS POLLUTANT |
| Dec 6th, 2009 | 60 PERCENT OF MEN WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE A SEX TOY FOR CHRISTMAS |
| Dec 6th, 2009 | MAN CAUGHT ON BIKE WITH STOLEN CHRISTMAS TREE |
| Dec 6th, 2009 | DOZENS IN DE NILE AFTER EGYPTIAN FERRY ACCIDENT |
| Dec 6th, 2009 | OFFICERS FIND FULLY-COOKED CHICKEN STUFFED WITH COCAINE |
| Dec 6th, 2009 | MAN DIES AFTER PARACHUTING FROM CELL TOWER |
| Dec 6th, 2009 | HOOKERS OFFER FREE CLIMATE SUMMIT SEX |
| Dec 6th, 2009 | WOMAN KILLS INTRUDER WITH SHOTGUN BLAST |
| Dec 6th, 2009 | MOM BLAMES SONS DEATH ON AIR FRESHENER |
| Dec 6th, 2009 | 109 PEOPLE DIE IN RUSSIAN NIGHT CLUB FIRE |
| Dec 6th, 2009 | MOM EXPECTED GOD TO PROVIDE FOOD FOR HER FAMILY |
| Dec 6th, 2009 | MAN INJECTS SLEEPING WIFE WITH HIV |
| Dec 6th, 2009 | WIFE DRUGS HUSBANDS PREGNANT LOVER TO FORCE MISCARRIAGE |
| Dec 6th, 2009 | ROTTING CAMELS POISONING AUSTRALIAN WATER SUPPLIES |
| Dec 6th, 2009 | PREGNANT WOMAN JUMPS TO HER DEATH WHILE CLUTCHING HER BABY SON |
| Dec 6th, 2009 | FAT ASS CONVICTED OF ASSAULTING CHILD DEAMED TOO FAT FOR JAIL |
| Dec 6th, 2009 | MAN RAPES 15-YEAR-OLD IN AN OPEN TOMB |
| Dec 6th, 2009 | MAN SHOOTS HIMSELF AFTER THEE DAYS TRAPPED IN WELL |
| Dec 6th, 2009 | HELLISH HAIRY SEA MONSTER WASHES ASHORE IN GUINEA |
| Dec 6th, 2009 | BRIDE DOUSED BY SISTER-IN-LAW WITH BLACK SPRAY PAINT BEFORE WEDDING |
| Dec 6th, 2009 | HEAVY METALS RAISE RISK OF PENIS DEFECTS |
| Dec 6th, 2009 | GIRL CLAIMS FATHER FORCED HER TO EAT INSECTS |
| Dec 6th, 2009 | MARKETS ABSORBED BY PROBIOTIC SWEDISH TAMPONS |
| Dec 6th, 2009 | WOMAN CLAIMS TO SEE IMAGE OF THE VIRGIN MARY IN PANCAKE |
| Dec 6th, 2009 | WOMAN TORCHES MANS PORCH AFTER BREAKUP |
| Dec 6th, 2009 | ELF JAILED OVER DYNAMITE HOAX ON MALL SANTA |
| Dec 6th, 2009 | HANNAH MONTANA DOLL TEACHES TODDLER FOUL WORD |
| Dec 6th, 2009 | MAN HIDES IN WAL-MART, TAKES CASH |
| Dec 6th, 2009 | COURT FINDS THAT MEN HAVING SEX IN THE WOODS IS LEGAL |
| Dec 6th, 2009 | GIRL MASTURBATES IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA FOR PROMOTIONAL VIDEO |
| Dec 6th, 2009 | RESEARCHER EXPLAINS THE SCIENCE BEHIND SANTAS CHRISTMAS MAGIC |
| Dec 6th, 2009 | BIGFOOT SEEN ROAMING AROUND SAN ANTONIO |
| Dec 6th, 2009 | MISS ASS 2009 |
| Dec 6th, 2009 | 13 FACES IN THIS PICTURE - CAN YOU FIND THEM? |
| Dec 6th, 2009 | MAN DRESSED AS SANTA CLAUS ROBS BANK |
| Dec 6th, 2009 | MICKEY PRODUCTION FORUM |
| Dec 4th, 2009 | MAN ACCUSED OF STEALING 4,000 BAGS OF STUFFING |
| Dec 4th, 2009 | WOMAN CHARGED WITH FELONY AFTER TAPING 4 MINUTES OF THE MOVIE NEW MOON |
| Dec 4th, 2009 | THIEVES IN STEAL $100,000 IN TOYS, FOOD FROM POOR |
| Dec 4th, 2009 | STUDENT ORCHESTRA PERFORMS MUSIC WITH IPHONES |
| Dec 4th, 2009 | NEW YORK REMOVES SEX OFFENDERS FROM FACEBOOK AND MYSPACE |
| Dec 4th, 2009 | LOVE AND SEX CAN BE MEASURED SCIENTIFICALLY |
| Dec 4th, 2009 | WIFE OF COMMONS SPEAKER ADMITS TO SEX WITH STRANGERS WHO BOUGHT HER BOOZE |
| Dec 4th, 2009 | NICE SHIRT THAT REALLY GRABS YOUR ATTENTION |
| Dec 4th, 2009 | JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU SEEN EVERTHING |
| Dec 3rd, 2009 | ONE OF THE WORLDS GREATEST DOG PHOTOGRAPHERS WAS REALLY A DOG |
| Dec 3rd, 2009 | BRITISH COUPLE MADE PORN FILMS TO PAY FOR THEIR DREAM WEDDING |
| Dec 3rd, 2009 | MOTHER AND HER DAUGHTER BEAT AND CHASE AWAY FLASHER |
| Dec 3rd, 2009 | TEACHER CHARGED WITH VANDALIZING MIDDLE SCHOOL |
| Dec 3rd, 2009 | FEARS MOUNT OVER GIANT CARP INVADING THE GREAT LAKES |
| Dec 3rd, 2009 | MAN DIES WHILE REPAIRING A STONE CRUSHING MACHINE AFTER COLLEAGUE SWITCHED IT ON FORGETTING HE WAS INSIDE |
| Dec 3rd, 2009 | BROTHERS LIVING IN CAVE INHERIT BILLIONS FROM LOST GRANDMOTHER |
| Dec 3rd, 2009 | TIPS BEFORE AND AFTER YOU SEE A UFO |
| Dec 3rd, 2009 | TIGER WOODS FAMILY PHOTO |
| Dec 3rd, 2009 | THE DARWIN AWARDS DUMBASS ROCKET CAR MAN |
| Dec 3rd, 2009 | STUDY CANCELLED BECAUSE IT COULD FIND NO MEN WHO HAD NEVER VIEWED PORN |
| Dec 3rd, 2009 | THE END OF PENNIES? |
| Dec 3rd, 2009 | POLICEWOMAN ARRESTED AFTER DRIVING DRUNK TO WORK |
| Dec 2nd, 2009 | HOT WAITRESS CLAIMS TIGER WOODS MADE A HOLE IN ONE WITH HER |
| Dec 2nd, 2009 | WOMAN SUFFERS FROM MYSTERIOUS DISORDER WHICH TURNS HER INTO A SEX ADDICT WHILE SLEEPING |
| Dec 2nd, 2009 | GOOGLE TO LIMIT FREE NEWS ACCESS |
| Dec 2nd, 2009 | MAN ACCUSED OF CHASING NEIGHBOR WITH LAWNMOWER BLADE |
| Dec 2nd, 2009 | COUPLE BUSTED AFTER PIZZA DELIVERY GUY SMELLS POT |
| Dec 2nd, 2009 | BALTIMORE MAYOR CONVICTED OF STEALING GIFT CARDS INTENDED FOR THE NEEDY |
| Dec 2nd, 2009 | HOME MOVIE SHOWS MARILYN MONROE SMOKING POT |
| Dec 2nd, 2009 | LONELINESS MAY BE CONTAGIOUS |
| Dec 2nd, 2009 | SUPER EARTHS MAY BE SUPERIOR AT FOSTERING LIFE |
| Dec 2nd, 2009 | TEEN ARRESTED FOR STARTING CRAIGSLIST PROSTITUTION SCHEME |
| Dec 2nd, 2009 | MEN CARRY THE SEEDS OF THEIR OWN DESTRUCTION |
| Dec 2nd, 2009 | SHOPPING COUPLE LEAVE KIDS ALONE IN CART |
| Dec 2nd, 2009 | MAN SMACKS SISTER IN THE FACE WITH A PIECE OF HOT PECAN PIE ON THANKSGIVING DAY |
| Dec 2nd, 2009 | JESUS CHRIST DUMPED FROM JURY POOL FOR DISRUPTION |
| Dec 2nd, 2009 | 72-YEAR-OLD WAL-MART GREETER PUNCHED IN FACE |
| Dec 2nd, 2009 | MAN FINALLY GIVES UP TRYING TO PUMP MILK FROM HIS BREASTS |
| Dec 2nd, 2009 | BRING YOUR KNEES TO YOUR CHEST CHEATER |
| Dec 2nd, 2009 | READY FOR THE BEACH!! |
| Dec 2nd, 2009 | VOTED BEST JOKE IN IRELAND |
| Dec 1st, 2009 | TIGER CHARGES TOWARDS PHOTOGRAPHER |
| Dec 1st, 2009 | FORMER MISS ARGENTINA DIES FROM COSMETIC BUTTOCKS SURGERY |
| Dec 1st, 2009 | GOLD COIN DROPPED IN SALVATION ARMY KETTLE |
| Dec 1st, 2009 | WRONG NUMBER MIRACLE |
| Dec 1st, 2009 | SIMON THE CHIPMUNK STATUE STOLEN FROM THEATER |
| Dec 1st, 2009 | MAN WEARING NYLONS ARRESTED ON DRUG CHARGES |
| Dec 1st, 2009 | MAN WALKING AROUND LIKE FRANKENSTEINS MONSTER SMASHES TVS INSIDE TARGET STORE |
| Dec 1st, 2009 | MAN ALMOST DROWNS IN RAW SEWAGE CESSPOOL |
| Dec 1st, 2009 | COP KILLER SUSPECT SHOT DEAD BY POLICE |
| Dec 1st, 2009 | RAT-EATING PLANT DISCOVERED IN PHILIPPINES |
| Dec 1st, 2009 | TOWN HELD HOSTAGE BY A HERD OF THIRSTY, MARAUDING CAMELS |
| Dec 1st, 2009 | MEAT GROWN IN LABORATORY |
| Dec 1st, 2009 | MAN COMMITS SUICIDE AFTER DISAPPEARANCE OF PRIZED BULL SEMEN |
| Dec 1st, 2009 | MAN SHOOTS GIRLFRIEND AND THEIR TWO CHILDREN BECAUSE SHE REFUSED TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM |
| Dec 1st, 2009 | SNAKE CHOKES ON ITS OWN TAIL |
| Dec 1st, 2009 | 10,000 AFRICAN ALBINOS IN HIDING AFTER KILLINGS |
| Dec 1st, 2009 | THE WORLDS TALLEST MODEL |
| Dec 1st, 2009 | BREASTFEEDING MOTHER SMOTHERS BABY AFTER FALLING ASLEEP ON JET |
| Dec 1st, 2009 | DRUNKEST GUY EVER |
| Dec 1st, 2009 | TOP 10 TIGER WOODS JOKES |
| Dec 1st, 2009 | THE ASS SAYS IT ALL |
| Nov 30th, 2009 | DOGS DIAGNOSED WITH SWINE FLU IN CHINA |
| Nov 30th, 2009 | WOMAN RAMS BURNING PICKUP INTO HOUSE |
| Nov 30th, 2009 | MAN BAGS 25-POINT BUCK |
| Nov 30th, 2009 | MAN FOLLOWED WOMAN OFF BUS AND STOLE HER TEETH |
| Nov 30th, 2009 | POLICE SPOT MAN WEARING ONLY WOOLEN SOCKS RUNNING DOWN STREET |
| Nov 30th, 2009 | MAN HAD TO CHOOSE WHETHER TO SAVE WIFE OR SON |
| Nov 30th, 2009 | POLICE SEARCH FOR MAN WHO ROBBED SALVATION ARMY BELLRINGER |
| Nov 30th, 2009 | BIG BANG COLLIDER SETS PARTICLE BEAM RECORD |
| Nov 30th, 2009 | TEACHER DIAGNOSED WITH BACTERIAL MENINGITIS |
| Nov 30th, 2009 | FREEZER WITH CORPSE PASSED 20 INSPECTIONS |
| Nov 30th, 2009 | MAN DIGS UP WIFES CORPSE SO HE COULD HUG HER |
| Nov 30th, 2009 | HOMELESS MAN CRUSHED TO DEATH IN GARBAGE BIN |
| Nov 30th, 2009 | BALL KICKING IS RUNNING RAMPANT IN INDIANA SCHOOLS |
| Nov 30th, 2009 | 14 KILLED BY LIGHTNING IN SAME VILLAGE IN ONE MONTH |
| Nov 30th, 2009 | TEEN ARRESTED FOR HACKING SIBILINGS |
| Nov 30th, 2009 | GIRL MEETS MAN ON FACEBOOK, HIDES HIM IN CLOSET |
| Nov 30th, 2009 | WOMAN MURDERED BY ELK |
| Nov 30th, 2009 | ADVICE FOR OFFICE WORKER WHO SCREWED COWORKERS AT THE LAST TWO OFFICE PARTIES |
| Nov 30th, 2009 | AUSTRALIAN MAN CLAIMS HE WAS NOT FLASHING, HE WAS AIRING OUT HIS PENIS |
| Nov 30th, 2009 | HOOKER CROSSING |
| Nov 30th, 2009 | SEX POSITION FAIL |
| Nov 30th, 2009 | GIRL SUCKS FACE WITH POOCH |
| Nov 29th, 2009 | 4 POLICE OFFICERS SHOT TO DEATH AT COFFEE HOUSE |
| Nov 28th, 2009 | LONDON AMBULANCE SERVICE SETS UP A BOOZE HOSPITAL FOR FESTIVE REVELLERS |
| Nov 28th, 2009 | CAT SURVIVES AFTER IT WAS FOUND HALF-FROZEN AND BARELY ALIVE AFTER SNOWSTORM |
| Nov 28th, 2009 | CAGED CAVEMEN GO ON DISPLAY AT WARSAW ZOO |
| Nov 28th, 2009 | WOMAN CALLS IN BOMB THREAT TO MIAMI AIRPORT TO DELAY HER BOSSES FLIGHT |
| Nov 28th, 2009 | WOMAN SEES IMAGE OF JESUS ON HER IRON |
| Nov 28th, 2009 | THE TOP TEN WEIRD AND WONDERFUL BEERS FROM AROUND THE WORLD |
| Nov 28th, 2009 | SANTA CLAUS FIRED FOR MAKING CHILDREN CRY |
| Nov 28th, 2009 | MILLIONS OF POUNDS OF DEAD CARP FOR SALE IN UTAH |
| Nov 28th, 2009 | TIGER WOODS WIFE USED GOLF CLUB TO FREE HIM FROM SUV |
| Nov 28th, 2009 | 4 RELATIVES SHOT TO DEATH DURING FLORIDA THANKSGIVING FAMILY GATHERING |
| Nov 28th, 2009 | DRUGGED TEEN DECIDES TO RIP OFF HIS OWN SCROTUM |
| Nov 28th, 2009 | ASTRONAUTS SNEAK TURKEY INTO THE SPACE STATION |
| Nov 28th, 2009 | 7TH-GRADE MUSLIM STUDENT SAYS SHE WAS FORBIDDEN TO PRAY INSIDE SCHOOL |
| Nov 28th, 2009 | MEET THE DESTRUCTIVE SUPER TERMITES |
| Nov 28th, 2009 | DAD LOCKS KIDS IN THE TRUNK WHILE RUNNING AN ERRAND |
| Nov 28th, 2009 | THE MUPPETS SING QUEENS BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY |
| Nov 27th, 2009 | PACKERS CHARLES WOODSON DONATES $2 MILLION TO CHILDRENS HOSPITAL, A GODAMN SAINT!!! |
| Nov 26th, 2009 | PIG FART FORCES EMERGENCY REPONSE FROM FIFTEEN FIREFIGHTERS AND TWO TANKERS |
| Nov 26th, 2009 | GRANDMA BLOWS A BAC OF .415 WHILE DRIVING WITH HER 5-YEAR-OLD GRANDDAUGHTER |
| Nov 26th, 2009 | MAN DIES AFTER FALLING HEADFIRST INTO CAVE |
| Nov 26th, 2009 | BURGER KING UNVEILS 1000 CALORIE MONSTER BURGER |
| Nov 26th, 2009 | COUPLE SLIPS THOUGH SECURITY TO CRASH STATE DINNER |
| Nov 26th, 2009 | SCUMBAG FUCKFACE STINKSHIT COCKASS RECEIVES TWO LIFE TERMS PLUS 498 YEARS FOR DOUBLE MURDER |
| Nov 26th, 2009 | COUPLE CREATE BABY BOTTLE THAT HEATS ITSELF UP IN 60 SECOND |
| Nov 26th, 2009 | SCIENTISTS RESURRECT GIRL BURIED FOR 1,500 YEARS |
| Nov 26th, 2009 | MAN BREAKS INTO HOME TO COOK MEAL |
| Nov 26th, 2009 | WOMAN FINDS 4-FOOT PYTHON IN HER KITCHEN |
| Nov 26th, 2009 | POLICE SEEK BALD MAN WHO STOLE FAMILYS TURKEY |
| Nov 26th, 2009 | MAN DRIVES CAR INTO HOT DOG STAND |
| Nov 26th, 2009 | DOG WORKS THE DRIVE-THROUGH WINDOW AT FLORIDA GAS STATION |
| Nov 26th, 2009 | 60-YEAR-OLD WOMAN TO APPEAR NAKED IN PLAYBOY |
| Nov 26th, 2009 | WOMAN PISSED BOYFRIEND REFUSES TO HAVE SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE |
| Nov 26th, 2009 | HOW TO GIVE HER AN ORGASM SHE WILL NEVER FORGET |
| Nov 26th, 2009 | WEB SITE POSTS WHAT IT SAYS ARE HALF MILLION TEXT MESSAGES FROM 9/11 |
| Nov 26th, 2009 | WHAT WOULD IT TAKE FOR HUMANS TO REACH THE STARS WITHIN A LIFETIME? |
| Nov 26th, 2009 | VERMONT CITY WAS ALMOST COVERED WITH A 1-MILE DOME |
| Nov 26th, 2009 | X-RAY CAMERA USED TO CAPTURE THE HUMAN MOUTH SPEAKING |
| Nov 26th, 2009 | MIDDLE SCHOOL STUDENTS SUSPENDED FOR TAKING PART IN KICK A JEW DAY |
| Nov 26th, 2009 | WOMAN WILL SCREW EVERY VIRGIN WHO DEFENDS THE INTERNET |
| Nov 26th, 2009 | SWISS TO RELEASE ROMAN POLANSKI UNDER HOUSE ARREST AT HIS CHALET IN THE ALPS |
| Nov 26th, 2009 | IPHONE WORM CREATOR LANDS SOFTWARE JOB |
| Nov 26th, 2009 | SHAQUILLE ONEAL PAYS FOR NORTH CAROLINA GIRLS FUNERAL |
| Nov 25th, 2009 | COUPLE PHOTOGRAPHED HAVING SEX IN SYDNEY CLOCK TOWER |
| Nov 25th, 2009 | MAN KILLS GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE SHE REFUSED TO DISPOSE OF HIS PREVIOUS GIRLFRIENDS BODY |
| Nov 25th, 2009 | DAD LEAVES 5-YEAR-OLD SON IN TRUCK AND GOES INTO STRIP CLUB |
| Nov 25th, 2009 | BANK ROBBER LEAVES BANK CRYING |
| Nov 25th, 2009 | OBAMA BOWS AGAIN, THIS TIME FOR CHINESE PREMIER WEN JIABAO |
| Nov 25th, 2009 | HINDU SACRIFICE OF 250,000 ANIMALS BEGINS |
| Nov 25th, 2009 | MAN BROUGHT BACK FROM THE DEAD AFTER 47 MINUTES |
| Nov 25th, 2009 | BRAIN SCAN USED IN MURDER SENTENCING |
| Nov 25th, 2009 | GHOST SHIP PICTURES |
| Nov 25th, 2009 | MAN DISCOVERS THAT CHARLES MANSON IS HIS DAD |
| Nov 25th, 2009 | THE 11 DIFFERENT KINDS OF DRUNK PEOPLE |
| Nov 25th, 2009 | MAN STARTS HIMSELF ON FIRE AFTER LIGHTING A CIGARETTE WHILE USING RUBBING ALCOHOL |
| Nov 25th, 2009 | 14-YEAR-OLD KILLED AFTER BEING DRAGGED INSIDE WOOD CHIPPER |
| Nov 25th, 2009 | MAN CUTS LOVERS BODY UP WITH CIRCULAR SAW |
| Nov 25th, 2009 | DUMBASS MAULED BY BEAR AFTER CLIMBING INTO ITS ENCLOSURE |
| Nov 25th, 2009 | COUGAR SUPERMODELS TAKE IT ALL OFF FOR MAGAZINE |
| Nov 25th, 2009 | MOTHER SQUIRREL ATTACKS DOG TRYING TO EAT HER BABY |
| Nov 25th, 2009 | SCIENTIFIC PROOF OF THE EXISTENCE OF GOD |
| Nov 25th, 2009 | HAS THE REAL SHANGRI-LA BEEN FOUND? |
| Nov 25th, 2009 | THE MONSTER FISH OF CHINAS LAKE HANAS |
| Nov 25th, 2009 | LINDSAY LOHAN DRUG PSA |
| Nov 25th, 2009 | WIKIPEDIA LOSES 49,000 EDITORS |
| Nov 25th, 2009 | SPOTTED COW CONFISCATED FROM NEW YORK CITY BAR |
| Nov 25th, 2009 | MAN SMOKED PACK OF CIGARETTES, THEN HANGED HIMSELF |
| Nov 25th, 2009 | A SWEET SPANK ME KIND OF ASS |
| Nov 25th, 2009 | HOW TO GET LAID IN 5 STEPS |
| Nov 24th, 2009 | CHARGES DROPPED AGAINST FATHER WHO STABBED INTRUDER WITH SAMURAI SWORD |
| Nov 24th, 2009 | HIVE THIEVES RUSTLE OVER A MILLION BEES |
| Nov 24th, 2009 | WORST POLICE SKETCH EVER? |
| Nov 24th, 2009 | POLICE DROP THEFT CHARGES AGAINST PUB NON-TIPPERS |
| Nov 24th, 2009 | ANTI-OBAMA BILLBOARD STIRS CONTROVERSY IN DENVER |
| Nov 24th, 2009 | MAN KICKED GIRLFRIENDS PUPPY TO DEATH BEFORE STEELERS GAME |
| Nov 24th, 2009 | NEW MAP SUGGESTS MARS WAS WET AND HUMID |
| Nov 24th, 2009 | INCREDIBLE NEW UFO VIDEOS FROM CHINA SURFACE |
| Nov 24th, 2009 | JENNIFER LOPEZ FELL ON HER GIGANTIC ASS ON PURPOSE |
| Nov 24th, 2009 | DARWIN BOOK WORTH UP TO $100,000 FOUND ON BATHROOM BOOKCASE |
| Nov 24th, 2009 | PAULA DEEN GETS HIT IN THE FACE WITH A HAM |
| Nov 24th, 2009 | MAN ROBBED OF $2 MILLION BANK WITHDRAWAL |
| Nov 24th, 2009 | TEEN SHOT TO DEATH THROUGH HIS FRONT DOOR |
| Nov 24th, 2009 | HUSBAND CUTS OFF WIFES EARS AND NOSE |
| Nov 24th, 2009 | MAN CLAIMS HE DID NOT KILL HIS WIFE AND SON - HIS SPLIT PERSONALITY DID |
| Nov 24th, 2009 | 15-YEAR-OLD HELD FOR TRYING TO KILL MOM WITH ACID-LACED SARONG |
| Nov 24th, 2009 | MAN SUES MCDONALDS FOR $10 MILLION AFTER GETTING HIS ASS BEAT BY EMPLOYEES |
| Nov 24th, 2009 | MUSSOLINIS BRAIN AND BLOOD FOR SALE ON INTERNET |
| Nov 24th, 2009 | MOTHER EXPECTING HER 14TH BABY VOWS TO KEEP HAVING THEM UNTIL SHE HAS TWINS |
| Nov 24th, 2009 | WOMEN DISCUSS THE BEST SEX THEY EVER HAD |
| Nov 24th, 2009 | MAN CREATES 26-FOOT-TALL GINGERBREAD MAN |
| Nov 24th, 2009 | TAVERN OWNER SAYS HE WILL UNVEIL 100-PROOF TURKEY |
| Nov 24th, 2009 | POLICE PULL OVER MAN WEARING BUNNY SUIT |
| Nov 24th, 2009 | GOOD MORNING AMERICA CANCELS ADAM LAMBERT CONCERT |
| Nov 24th, 2009 | SCHWARZENEGGER CAUGHT PARKING PORSCHE IN RED ZONE |
| Nov 23rd, 2009 | MAN MARRIES HIS VIRTUAL GIRLFRIEND |
| Nov 23rd, 2009 | THE WORST CINEMA SEX SCENES |
| Nov 23rd, 2009 | POLICE APPREHEND FOUR SUSPECTS IN BIZARRE BB-GUN INCIDENT |
| Nov 23rd, 2009 | ORIGIN OF SPECIES FOUND IN BRITISH TOILET |
| Nov 23rd, 2009 | ATLANTIS ASTRONAUTS WIFE GIVES BIRTH 220 MILES BELOW |
| Nov 23rd, 2009 | TRASH CREW PICKS UP COUPLES BRAND NEW DRYER |
| Nov 23rd, 2009 | ADAM LAMBERT STUMBLES DURING RACY AMAS PERFORMANCE |
| Nov 23rd, 2009 | TAXIDERMYS MOST MACABRE CREATIONS |
| Nov 23rd, 2009 | GALILEOS MISSING FINGERS FOUND IN JAR |
| Nov 23rd, 2009 | MAN DRIVES DRUNK WITH GRANDSON ON ROOF |
| Nov 23rd, 2009 | NURSE CONVICTED OF ENSLAVING MENTALLY ILL RESIDENTS AT GROUP HOME |
| Nov 23rd, 2009 | VAN CARRYING CHEERLEADERS FLIPS ON FREEWAY |
| Nov 23rd, 2009 | SUSPECT MAY HAVE EATEN EVIDENCE |
| Nov 23rd, 2009 | AQUATIC CREATURES MIX OCEAN WATER |
| Nov 23rd, 2009 | KANGAROO TRIES TO DROWN FARMER WHO WAS TRYING TO KILL HIS DOG |
| Nov 23rd, 2009 | TEXAS MAN CLAIMS HE HAS RECORDED PROOF OF A UFO |
| Nov 23rd, 2009 | UNCLE DENIES KILLING MISSING GIRL |
| Nov 23rd, 2009 | BINGE DRINKING CASUALTY |
| Nov 23rd, 2009 | FROSTY GETS A BLOW JOB |
| Nov 22nd, 2009 | THREE WOMEN RAPE MAN IN CHURCH |
| Nov 22nd, 2009 | PLAN WOULD MEMORIALIZE BILLY CARTER GAS STATION |
| Nov 22nd, 2009 | BRITAINS NEW INTERNET LAW IS AS BAD AS EVERYONES BEEN SAYING, AND WORSE |
| Nov 22nd, 2009 | STUDENT EXPELLED FOR HAVING UNLOADED SHOTGUNS IN TRUCK |
| Nov 22nd, 2009 | MAN DIES TRYING TO PLAY DOCTOR AFTER SHOOTING HIMSELF IN THE FOOT |
| Nov 22nd, 2009 | MAN SHOCKED TO LEARN 800-POUNDS OF MARIJUANA WAS IN HIS TRUCK |
| Nov 22nd, 2009 | BARBIE IN A BURKHA |
| Nov 22nd, 2009 | HOBBITS ARE A NEW HUMAN SPECIES |
| Nov 22nd, 2009 | SANTA CLAUSES DEMANDING SWINE FLU SHOTS |
| Nov 22nd, 2009 | CLIMATE CHANGE IS FORCING POOR WOMEN INTO PROSTITUTION |
| Nov 22nd, 2009 | THIS GIRL CRACKS ME UP |
| Nov 22nd, 2009 | MYSTERIOUS CREATURES FOUND DEEP IN OCEAN |
| Nov 22nd, 2009 | MAN TRAPPED IN 23-YEAR COMA WAS CONSCIOUS ALL ALONG |
| Nov 22nd, 2009 | BRITAIN HOSTS THE GLOBAL NUDE SWIMMING OLYMPICS |
| Nov 21st, 2009 | CUBAN GOVERNMENT OFFERING FREE PENIS IMPLANTS |
| Nov 21st, 2009 | 900-POUND MAN DIES AFTER BEING CUT FROM CHAIR |
| Nov 21st, 2009 | MAN ARRESTED AT AIRPORT WITH MORE THAN A DOZEN LIZARDS STRAPPED TO HIS CHEST |
| Nov 21st, 2009 | MAN PAID TEEN TO SLAP AND SPIT IN HIS FACE |
| Nov 21st, 2009 | MAN BELIEVES FBI HAS MIND-READING DEVICE |
| Nov 21st, 2009 | 100 FOOT CHRISTMAS TREE CRASHES INTO BRIDGE |
| Nov 21st, 2009 | MOVIE POPCORN IS REALLY, REALLY BAD FOR YOU |
| Nov 21st, 2009 | RESEARCHER SAYS FAINT WRITING ON SHROUD OF TURIN PROVES ITS AUTHENTICITY |
| Nov 21st, 2009 | MAN CAUGHT IN NEIGHBORS GARAGE WEARING ONLY A BRA AND PANTIES |
| Nov 21st, 2009 | DOUGHNUT EMPLOYEES FORCED TO REMOVE THEIR PANTS DURING ROBBERY |
| Nov 21st, 2009 | MUSIC TEACHER JAILED FOR SCREWING TWO BOYS |
| Nov 21st, 2009 | DRIVER OF MILEY CYRUS TOUR BUS DIES OF HEART ATTACK BEHIND THE WHEEL |
| Nov 21st, 2009 | AGEING SANTA GETS $100,000 FACELIFT FOR CHRISTMAS |
| Nov 21st, 2009 | NORTH KOREAN DIPLOMATS ARRESTED FOR CIGARETTE SMUGGLING |
| Nov 21st, 2009 | NEW FOSSILS REVEAL A WORLD FULL OF CROCODILES |
| Nov 21st, 2009 | LOST MAN DRIVES NINE HOURS AND 400 MILES TO GET NEWSPAPER |
| Nov 21st, 2009 | MORE THAN 1,500 INDIAN FARMERS CHOSE DEATH OVER DEBT |
| Nov 21st, 2009 | CRAZY DONKEY ATTACKS THREE PEOPLE IN GEORGIA |
| Nov 21st, 2009 | WOMAN SMUGGLED DRUGS TO INMATE WITH KISS |
| Nov 21st, 2009 | BABY BORN IN CAR NAMED AFTER VEHICLE |
| Nov 21st, 2009 | CHICKEN INTERRUPTS COUNCIL MEETING |
| Nov 21st, 2009 | COUPLE CAUGHT SCREWING IN PHONE BOOTH |
| Nov 21st, 2009 | THE SECRETS COUPLES KEEP FROM EACH OTHER |
| Nov 21st, 2009 | 9 OUT OF 10 MEN SAY WIVES REFUSE SEX |
| Nov 21st, 2009 | ULTRAVIOLET LIGHT USED TO PARALYZE TINY CREATURES |
| Nov 21st, 2009 | WAS AMELIA EARHARTS LAST MESSAGE A PSYCHIC SOS? |
| Nov 21st, 2009 | OBAMA FRIED CHICKEN SIGN CUT FROM RAP VIDEO |
| Nov 21st, 2009 | UNCLAIMED BODIES HAS REACHED A RECORD HIGH IN DETROIT |
| Nov 21st, 2009 | FOSSILIZED MAMMOTH SHIT REVEALS CLUES TO ITS DEMISE |
| Nov 21st, 2009 | DO BLIND PEOPLE HALLUCINATE ON LSD? |
| Nov 21st, 2009 | BRIT WINS MEMORY OLYMPICS |
| Nov 21st, 2009 | KATY PERRY BLOWUP DOLL |
| Nov 20th, 2009 | COP TASES 10-YEAR-OLD GIRL |
| Nov 20th, 2009 | BOY SUES AFTER SLASHING HIS THROAT WITH KITE STRING |
| Nov 20th, 2009 | COUPLE BUSTED FOR REFUSING TO PAY TIP |
| Nov 20th, 2009 | ELECTROCUTING A LOBSTER IS A MORE HUMANE ALTERNATIVE TO BOILING |
| Nov 20th, 2009 | SEN. KERRYS DAUGHTER NAILED FOR DRUNK DRIVING |
| Nov 20th, 2009 | TRUCK ACCIDENT KILLS 500 SHEEP |
| Nov 20th, 2009 | CAT SAVED AFTER BEING STUCK IN TREE FOR THREE DAYS |
| Nov 20th, 2009 | 60 PEOPLE KILLED SO THEIR FAT COULD BE USED IN COSMETICS |
| Nov 20th, 2009 | TODDLER TAKEN TO HOSPITAL AFTER FALLING IN CHURCH BAPTISMAL POOL |
| Nov 20th, 2009 | VICKS NASAL SPRAY RECALLED OVER BACTERIA |
| Nov 20th, 2009 | PENIS SPRAY MAKES MEN LAST LONGER |
| Nov 20th, 2009 | CAT WITH SWINE FLU DISEASE DIES |
| Nov 20th, 2009 | METEOR DID NOT KILL OFF MAMMOTHS AND OTHER GIANT ANIMALS |
| Nov 20th, 2009 | MEN CAN MULTITASK |
| Nov 20th, 2009 | TWO MEN CHARGED AFTER STARTING 5-YEAR-OLD BOY ON FIRE WITH FLAMETHROWER |
| Nov 20th, 2009 | FATHER KILLS SON FOR MOLESTING 3-YEAR-OLD SISTER |
| Nov 20th, 2009 | TEEN GIRL KILLS CHILD JUST TO SEE HOW IT FEELS |
| Nov 20th, 2009 | NEIGHBORS IGNORE DEATH CRIES OF MAN TRAPPED IN DRAIN |
| Nov 20th, 2009 | COUPLE CLAIM THEIR UNBORN BABY LOOKS LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON |
| Nov 20th, 2009 | GUY SPROUTS A WOODY ON THE BEACH |
| Nov 20th, 2009 | THE COLTS BIGGEST FAN |
| Nov 20th, 2009 | TO ERR IS HUMAN |
| Nov 20th, 2009 | BABY CAKE |
| Nov 20th, 2009 | RONALD DESERVES A BREAK TODAY |
| Nov 19th, 2009 | 82-YEAR-OLD LADY BEATS OFF ROBBERS WITH A HAIR BRUSH |
| Nov 19th, 2009 | POT FARM FOUND BEHIND POLICE STATION |
| Nov 19th, 2009 | TEEN CALLS 911 AFTER PARENTS TAKE AWAY XBOX |
| Nov 19th, 2009 | WOMAN BEATEN IN BAR WITH A BEER GLASS TRACKS DOWN ATTACKER ON FACEBOOK |
| Nov 19th, 2009 | MAN CAUGHT JERKING OFF TO A WRESTLING VIDEO IN A PUBLIC LIBRARY |
| Nov 19th, 2009 | CARGO SHIP CREW FENDS OFF PIRATES |
| Nov 19th, 2009 | STUDY POINTS TO TREATMENT FOR DOWN SYNDROME |
| Nov 19th, 2009 | METEOR LIGHTS UP THE UTAH MORNING SKY |
| Nov 19th, 2009 | MAN KILLS WIFE DURING A DREAM |
| Nov 19th, 2009 | POPULAR SANTA LETTER PROGRAM ENDS IN ALASKA |
| Nov 19th, 2009 | 5 REASONS IT IS OK TO GET DRUNK AT THANKSGIVING |
| Nov 19th, 2009 | FORTUNE COOKIE PRANK CALL |
| Nov 19th, 2009 | HEAVY DUTY REINFORCED CHAIR |
| Nov 19th, 2009 | CROCODILE KILLED AFTER TAKING A SHORTCUT ACROSS A HERD OF HIPPOS |
| Nov 19th, 2009 | PIRANHA CAUGHT IN FLORIDA POND |
| Nov 19th, 2009 | WOMAN ACCUSED OF HEAD-BUTTING AND PISSING ON WALMART SECURITY GUARD |
| Nov 19th, 2009 | WOMAN SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY MACHETE-WIELDING STRANGER |
| Nov 19th, 2009 | WOMAN FINDS 650-POUND COW IN SWIMMING POOL |
| Nov 19th, 2009 | ROBBER GOT ONLY $2 FROM CRIMES |
| Nov 18th, 2009 | TEXAS MARRIAGES IN LEGAL LIMBO DUE TO 2005 ERROR |
| Nov 18th, 2009 | WOMAN TRIES TO KILL HUSBAND THREE TIMES |
| Nov 18th, 2009 | POLICE TASER 10-YEAR-OLD GIRL |
| Nov 18th, 2009 | WOMAN DEMANDS TO BE ARRESTED SO SHE COULD HELP THE PRISONERS INSIDE |
| Nov 18th, 2009 | HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER ACCUSED OF PURSUING HIT ON STUDENT |
| Nov 18th, 2009 | 26% HAVE WORKED WITH SOMEONE THEY THOUGHT CAPABLE OF MASS VIOLENCE |
| Nov 18th, 2009 | EGYPTIAN MUMMIES SHOW SIGNS OF HEART DISEASE |
| Nov 18th, 2009 | FATHER OF MICHAEL JACKSON MOLESTATION ACCUSER COMMITS SUICIDE |
| Nov 18th, 2009 | SARAH PALIN THINKS RICKY HOLLYWOOD IS AN ASPIRING PORN STAR |
| Nov 18th, 2009 | SIX ARRESTED OVER WOMAN LEFT TO DIE IN LONDON STREET |
| Nov 18th, 2009 | HUSBAND ARRESTED AFTER WOMAN WHO HAD HAND CUT OFF IN ATTACK DIES |
| Nov 18th, 2009 | ANDERSON COOPERS IDENTITY STOLEN |
| Nov 18th, 2009 | TOP 10 VAMPIRE SLAYERS THAT SHOULD BE IN NEW MOON |
| Nov 18th, 2009 | COUPLE TOOK 150 CEMETERY VASES |
| Nov 18th, 2009 | FLORIDA SNOWBIRDS TAKE RISKS WITH HIV |
| Nov 18th, 2009 | DAD SPOKE ONLY KLINGON TO CHILD FOR THREE YEARS |
| Nov 18th, 2009 | WOMAN DIVORCES HUSBAND BECAUSE HE REFUSED TO ALLOW HER TO WATCH SOAP OPERAS |
| Nov 18th, 2009 | MAN CLAIMS DEPUTY DRESSED UP DEER ANTLERS, RELOCATED PORNOGRAPHY |
| Nov 18th, 2009 | MAN CHARGED WITH HOMICIDE AFTER MAGGOT-FILLED SORES FOUND ON HIS 67-YEAR-OLD MOTHER |
| Nov 18th, 2009 | MAN INTENTIONALLY SAWED OFF HIS HAND IN PARK |
| Nov 18th, 2009 | 14-YEAR-OLD BOY AND ACCOMPLICE KICK MAN TO DEATH AFTER HE FOUND THEM BURGLING A HOUSE |
| Nov 18th, 2009 | HUSBAND CUTS OFF WIFES HAND AND LEAVES HER TO DIE IN STREET |
| Nov 18th, 2009 | MAN ATTACKED BY BUCK WHILE TOSSING FIREWOOD |
| Nov 18th, 2009 | MAN POSTED VIDEO ON YOUTUBE OF HIMSELF STEALING BUS |
| Nov 18th, 2009 | 101 SEX POSITIONS THAT WILL NOT SPICE UP YOUR SEX LIFE |
| Nov 18th, 2009 | JENNA JAMESON TELLS OPRAH THAT ONCE A PORN STAR, ALWAYS A PORN STAR |
| Nov 18th, 2009 | OLD AGE STRIKES BACK |
| Nov 18th, 2009 | WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM A BLONDE? |
| Nov 18th, 2009 | LAUGHING THIEF CARJACKS MOTHER AND DRAGS HER 65FT |
| Nov 18th, 2009 | RABBI OFFERED COCAINE IN EXCHANGE FOR SEX |
| Nov 18th, 2009 | WERE RATS BEHIND THE EASTER ISLAND MYSTERY? |
| Nov 18th, 2009 | HOW TO WIPE YOUR ASS |
| Nov 17th, 2009 | POINTY CONICAL BRAS ARE BECOMING TITS ONCE AGAIN |
| Nov 17th, 2009 | COOK ACCUSED OF SPITTING ON POLICE CHIEFS HAMBURGER |
| Nov 17th, 2009 | POLICE ACCUSE MAN OF STRIKING REPO MAN WITH CAR WHILE TRYING TO TAKE IT BACK |
| Nov 17th, 2009 | MOTHER TURNED 5-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER INTO SEX SLAVE |
| Nov 17th, 2009 | NAVY MAY TEST LIVE BOMBS IN CENTRAL FLORIDA |
| Nov 17th, 2009 | MOTORCYCLE DRIVER DIES IN COLLISION WITH MOOSE |
| Nov 17th, 2009 | IOWA POLICE SEARCHING FOR FAT NAKED BURGLAR |
| Nov 17th, 2009 | DRUNK MAN ARRESTED FOR MAKING SEXUAL ADVANCES ON 4-FOOT STUFFED GIRAFFE |
| Nov 17th, 2009 | LEONID METEOR SHOWER TO REACH ITS PEAK TONIGHT |
| Nov 17th, 2009 | JANET JACKSON BLAMES DOCTOR FOR MICHAELS DEATH |
| Nov 17th, 2009 | MICROSOFT CO-FOUNDER TREATED FOR LYMPHOMA |
| Nov 17th, 2009 | JELLYFISH SWARM NORTHWARD IN WARMING WORLD |
| Nov 17th, 2009 | MOLESTERS HUNG CHILDREN FROM HOOKS AFTER FORCING THEM TO HAVE SEX WITH THEIR PARENTS |
| Nov 17th, 2009 | CHINESE MAN HAS HALF OF HIS BODY AMPUTATED AFTER ACCIDENT |
| Nov 17th, 2009 | STARVATION WIPED OUT GIANT DEER 10,600 YEARS AGO |
| Nov 17th, 2009 | ARMY COOK MAY FACE CRIMINAL CHARGES AFTER SKIPPING HER FLIGHT TO AFGHANISTAN |
| Nov 17th, 2009 | MAN CARRYING $600 IS ARRESTED AFTER STEALING A PENCIL |
| Nov 17th, 2009 | AUSTRALIAN BOY CHARGED OVER CHOCOLATE FROG |
| Nov 17th, 2009 | WOULD-BE NINJA IMPALED BY METAL FENCE |
| Nov 17th, 2009 | MYSTERIOUS SEA CREATURE SPOTTED IN MADEIRA BEACH CANAL |
| Nov 17th, 2009 | AFTER HELPING FAMILY ESCAPE FIRE, MAN DIES AFTER GOING BACK TO RETRIEVE HIS CELL PHONE |
| Nov 17th, 2009 | MAN SWALLOWS HIS NOSE |
| Nov 17th, 2009 | FROM MOM WITH LOVE |
| Nov 17th, 2009 | DOUBLE JOINTED RUBBER CHICK |
| Nov 17th, 2009 | WOW MOM, I SURE HOPE I HAVE TITS THIS BIG SOMEDAY |
| Nov 17th, 2009 | TEEN MASTURBATION WORKSHOPS SPARK OUTRAGE |
| Nov 17th, 2009 | EVERYTHING WOMAN NEEDED TO KNOW SHE LEARNED FROM PORN |
| Nov 17th, 2009 | ROTTING DEER CARCASSES IN YARD RAISE STINK |
| Nov 16th, 2009 | LESBIANS MAKE BETTER PARENTS |
| Nov 16th, 2009 | TOP 10 WORST PREDICTIONS OF THE LAST DECADE |
| Nov 16th, 2009 | CAT WITH MEDICAL ISSUES ATTACKED ITS OWNERS AND HAD TO BE REMOVED BY THE POLICE |
| Nov 16th, 2009 | 11-YEAR-OLD BOY KILLS BEAR THAT WAS ON FAMILYS FRONT PORCH |
| Nov 16th, 2009 | PARANORMAL MONSTERS OF TEXAS |
| Nov 16th, 2009 | SUICIDES IN U.S. ARMY ARE ON TRACK TO REACH NEW HIGH |
| Nov 16th, 2009 | COW SHIT TO POWER MORE DUTCH HOMES |
| Nov 16th, 2009 | AUSTRALIAN COUPLE CAUGHT DRUNK DRIVING 3 TIMES IN 3 HOURS |
| Nov 16th, 2009 | WORLDS BIGGEST CRUISE SHIP ARRIVES IN FLORIDA PORT |
| Nov 16th, 2009 | AUSTRALIAN DOCTORS OPERATE ON CONJOINED TWINS |
| Nov 16th, 2009 | 14-YEAR-OLD BOY FOUD DEAD INSIDE OF CAR AT A WALMART PARKING LOT |
| Nov 16th, 2009 | MAN SURVIVES BEING IMPALED BY 8 FOOT POLE THROUGH HIS CHEST |
| Nov 16th, 2009 | DOZENS OF PARAKEETS DROP DEAD DURING SHOW |
| Nov 16th, 2009 | MAN KILLS HIS MOTHER AFTER SHE CATCHES HIM JERKING OFF |
| Nov 16th, 2009 | MAN ARRESTED AFTER SETTING HIS GIRLFRIEND ON FIRE |
| Nov 16th, 2009 | UGANDAN OFFICIAL WANTS THE BODIES OF PEOPLE WHO DIE FROM DRINKING GIN TO BE CANED SIX TIMES BEFORE BURIAL |
| Nov 16th, 2009 | MUSSOLINI REGARDED ADOLF HITLER AS A TEARY-EYED SENTIMENTALIST |
| Nov 16th, 2009 | LION OPENS FAMILYS CAR DOOR WITH HIS TEETH |
| Nov 16th, 2009 | THE WEIRDEST ITEMS CONFISCATED BY AIRPORT SECURITY |
| Nov 16th, 2009 | OBAMA BOWS TO JAPANESE EMPEROR AKIHITO |
| Nov 16th, 2009 | WOMAN STOPPED FOR DRUNK DRIVING MISTOOK OFFICER FOR A SERVER AT A SONIC DRIVE-IN |
| Nov 16th, 2009 | GO FOR IT...YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO! |
| Nov 16th, 2009 | CHICAGO SCHOOL BOARD PRESIDENTS BODY FOUND IN RIVER |
| Nov 16th, 2009 | SHE HAS ALOT OF BALLS WEARING THESE SHORTS |
| Nov 16th, 2009 | YEARS AFTER HIS DEATH, JOHN LENNON WENT ON TOUR IN THE FORM OF A PIANO |
| Nov 16th, 2009 | HUMANS STILL EVOLVING AS OUR BRAINS SHRINK |
| Nov 15th, 2009 | TEACHER THREATENS TO SHOOT STUDENTS AND KILL THE PRINCIPAL |
| Nov 15th, 2009 | 35 AMAZING SCIENCE FAIR PROJECTS |
| Nov 15th, 2009 | ATHEIST FINALLY DECIDE TO FIND INTEREST IN GOD LATER IN LIFE WHEN THEY ARE READY TO DIE |
| Nov 15th, 2009 | MAN BUYS LAST AUTOGRAPH GIVEN BY JFK FOR $39,000 |
| Nov 15th, 2009 | 30 POUNDS OF POT FOUND DURING TRAFFIC STOP |
| Nov 15th, 2009 | LLAMA GRABBED MANS LEG WITH HIS MOUTH AND STARTED JERKING HIM |
| Nov 15th, 2009 | HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER SENTENCED FOR LETTING HER UNDERAGE TEACHERS AIDE BUST A NUT ON HER IN LOCKER ROOM OFFICE |
| Nov 15th, 2009 | ANYONE WOULD JUST DIE FOR ONE OF THESE COLORFUL ART CASKETS |
| Nov 15th, 2009 | MAN CLAIMS TO HAVE FILMED A UFO BEAMING UP A BUFFALO |
| Nov 15th, 2009 | WOMAN RESIGNS FROM HER CUSHY $95,000-A-YEAR TEACHING JOB AFTER GETTING CAUGHT STEALING $20 FROM ANOTHER TEACHERS PURSE |
| Nov 15th, 2009 | DEER SMASHES THROUGH MEAT SHOP FRONT WINDOW |
| Nov 15th, 2009 | RUSSIAN POLICE ARREST THREE HOMELESS MEN FOR KILLING A MAN, EATING PART OF THE BODY AND SELLING THE BALANCE TO A KEBAB SHOP |
| Nov 15th, 2009 | MAN DECIDES TO JUMP 17 STORIES FROM BUILDING AND SPLATTER HIMSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF CROWDED CAFE |
| Nov 15th, 2009 | AUSTRALIAN FARMER CLAIMS SKULL HE FOUND IS THAT OF NED KELLY |
| Nov 15th, 2009 | MARIJUANA CAFE OPENS IN PORTLAND, OREGON |
| Nov 15th, 2009 | PREGNANT STAR OF HBO REALITY SHOW FOUND SHOT TO DEATH AND BURNED BEYOND RECOGNITION |
| Nov 15th, 2009 | ROBBERS HEAT UP BOTTLE FOR CRYING BABY |
| Nov 15th, 2009 | WOMAN WHO HAS 300 ORGASMS A DAY FINALLY MEETS SOMEONE WHO CAN FUCK HER THE WAY SHE NEEDS TO BE FUCKED |
| Nov 15th, 2009 | HOUSEHOLD CHORES CAN DAMAGE A MANS SPERM COUNT |
| Nov 15th, 2009 | PORN COMPANY WANTS TO RELEASE CARRIE PREJEAN SEX TAPE |
| Nov 15th, 2009 | HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET PAID WATCHING PORN? |
| Nov 15th, 2009 | ARE EARTHS OCEANS MADE OF ICE-COVERED ASTEROIDS? |
| Nov 15th, 2009 | RUSSIAN PRIME MINISTER VLADIMIR PUTIN WINS RESPECT AT HIP-HOP PARTY |
| Nov 15th, 2009 | THE GIRL WITH RAZOR SHARP CRYSTALS COMING OUT OF HER EYES |
| Nov 15th, 2009 | HEY PORKY YOU FAT SON OF A BITCH, WHO IS THE BIG FUCKER WITH THE STRIPES? |
| Nov 15th, 2009 | NIFTY VIDEO OF 300,000 BIRDS |
| Nov 15th, 2009 | 1,500-POUND HISTORIC CANNON STOLEN FROM CEMETERY |
| Nov 15th, 2009 | FLORIDA MAN WOULD RATHER MOVE THAN GIVE UP HIS 300-POUND PET PIG |
| Nov 15th, 2009 | MOOSE FIRST VICTIM OF ARMED CANADIAN BORDER GUARDS |
| Nov 15th, 2009 | MAN RETURNS OVERDUE LIBRARY BOOKS AFTER 51 YEARS WITH $1000 MONEY ORDER |
| Nov 15th, 2009 | ALRIGHT YOU TWO BREAK IT UP, THE SIGN SAYS NO FUCKING IN THE PARK! |
| Nov 15th, 2009 | BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN YELLS "HELLO, OHIO" DURING CONCERT IN MICHIGAN |
| Nov 14th, 2009 | NUT JOB WEATHERMAN ACCUSED OF STALKING WOMAN |
| Nov 14th, 2009 | LAS VEGAS PUTS THE BRAKES ON THE STRIPPER MOBILE |
| Nov 14th, 2009 | 12 SUPERHEROES WHO SHOULD BE ON 1970S VANS |
| Nov 14th, 2009 | ALCOHOL-CAFFEINE COMBO DRINKS DRAW FDA SCRUTINY |
| Nov 14th, 2009 | PHOTOGRAPHER FINDS SMILEY FACES IN EVERYDAY OBJECTS |
| Nov 14th, 2009 | MISSING PERSONS LEAD SINGER FOUND IN JAIL |
| Nov 14th, 2009 | KENTUCKY CORRECTIONAL INSTITUTE PROGRAM ALLOWS INMATES TO SEE CHILDREN MONTHLY |
| Nov 14th, 2009 | THIEVES STEAL POPULAR ROAD SIGN FOR THE FOURTH TIME |
| Nov 14th, 2009 | SONIC RESTAURANT MANAGER TRAINED HIS STAFFERS ON HOW TO HANDLE A HOLD-UP SITUATION WITHOUT TELLING PAYING CUSTOMERS |
| Nov 14th, 2009 | MAN STOPPED AT AIRPORT TRYING TO SMUGGLE 1,000 LIVE SPIDERS OUT OF BRAZIL |
| Nov 14th, 2009 | WANT SOME COFFEE AND WANT IT UP THE ASS? |
| Nov 14th, 2009 | BLOWUP DOLL STANDS IN FOR DEPLOYED BOYFRIEND |
| Nov 14th, 2009 | MARY MARY AND YOUR HAIRY HOLE, PISS ON YOUR GARDEN TO HELP IT GROW |
| Nov 14th, 2009 | MAN CATCHES 233LB CATFISH |
| Nov 14th, 2009 | POLICE ARREST WRONG WOMAN AFTER IDENTITY IS STOLEN |
| Nov 14th, 2009 | CARRIE PREJEAN MAY HAVE MADE UP TO 8 SEX TAPES |
| Nov 14th, 2009 | MAN CONVICTED OF ROBBING MOM TO PAY PARKING TICKET |
| Nov 14th, 2009 | HISTORY OF THE WORLD IN THREE PARAGRAPHS |
| Nov 14th, 2009 | SAMMY SOSA TURNS WHITE |
| Nov 14th, 2009 | CAN THINKING OF A LOVED ONE REDUCE YOUR PAIN? |
| Nov 14th, 2009 | THE MONA LISA ORIGINALLY HAD EYEBROWS |
| Nov 14th, 2009 | CHINESE MAN RENTS HIMSELF OUT AS PUNCHING BAG TO STRESSED WOMEN |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | TEEN FLASHES FELLOW BUS PASSENGER CAUSING THE TERRIFIED WOMAN TO SCREAM AND BUS DRIVER CRASHING INTO POLICE STATION |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | DEADLY MUSHROOMS PUT FAMILY IN HOSPITAL |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | MAN WALKING HIS DOG FINDS ALLIGATOR HEAD |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | FLORIDA IS THE PENIS STATE |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | TENNESSEE FOUND ASLEEP IN DITCH WITH RIFLE AND BOTTLE MOONSHINE |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | DOES JESUS SAVE ALIENS? |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | OHIO COUPLE MARRIED 61 YEARS DIE ONE DAY APART |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | MURDER SUSPECT CLAIMS HE HAS THE CURE FOR GLOBAL WARMING AND HOW TO WIN THE WAR IN AFGHANISTAN |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | WOMAN ACCUSED OF RAPING DAUGHTERS BOYFRIEND |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | WIFE CATCHES SICKO HUSBAND BY POSING AS ONLINE SCHOOLGIRL USING COMPUTER IN ROOM NEXT DOOR |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | TAMPA MAN CALLS 911, ASKS FOR SEX |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | SIXTH PERSON ARRESTED IN MISSOURI CHILD SEX ABUSE CASE |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | NEWLYWED DIES AFTER APPEARING ON REALITY SHOW |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | MAN DISTRACTED BY LOW-FLYING PELICAN DRIVES INTO MARSH |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | OHIO 8TH-GRADER SUSPENDED FOR BENGALS HAIRCUT |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | THIEF STEALS VAN WITH CIRCUS LION IN BACK |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | WOMAN THREATENED HUSBAND WITH A 7-INCH KNIFE AFTER HE THREW AWAY HER BOTTLE OF VODKA |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | DOCTORS REMOVE NAILS, COINS, RUSTED COPPER WIRE AND SCRAP METAL FROM MANS STOMACH |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | WOMAN SHOCKED TO SEE SWASTIKAS ON WRAPPING PAPER |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | WOMAN DRIVES INTO AQUARIUM AT AIRPORT |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | MAN KILLS WOMAN WITH BOLT GUN IN FRONT OF HER DAUGHTERS |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | SCHOOL TEACHER BEHEADED BY KIDNAPPERS |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | CHEESECAKE FACTORY SETTLES SEX-HARASSMENT LAWSUIT |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | THE MAN WITH THE REMOTE CONTROLLED BIONIC ASSHOLE |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | HUNDREDS OF REINDEER DROWN AFTER FALLING THROUGH ICE |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | DEER LOSES HEAD-BUTT BATTLE WITH LAWN ORNAMENT |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | MAN LIVED WITH MOTHERS CORPSE FOR 6 MONTHS |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | DEATH VALLEY BONES MAY BE MISSING GERMAN TOURISTS |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | HIGH SCHOOL PRINCIPAL BANS THE WORD "MEEP" |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | MAN CAUGHT STUFFING SAUSAGES DOWN HIS PANTS |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | FACEBOOK DEFENSE GETS ROBBERY SUSPECT OFF THE HOOK |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | SOUTH AFRICAN POLICE KILL 3-YEAR-OLD BOY |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | FATHER AND 4 SONS ARRESTED ON 14 SEX CHARGES |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | 115 CATS REMOVED FROM PENNSYLVANIA HOME |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | SHARK BITE ACTS AS EMERGENCY CAESAREAN |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | WORLDS FIRST KNOWN REFERENCE TO CHRIST MAY HAVE BEEN DISCOVERED |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | CITY COUNCILOR ACCUSED OF SPITTING ON CONSTITUENT |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | WOMAN BANNED FROM HAVING NOISY SEX |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | AS ADULTS ARGUE, KIDS ARE TALKING ABOUT OR HAVING SEX |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | CELEBRITY SEX LIVES MADE PUBLIC |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | HOW LONG CAN YOU LAST WITHOUT SEX? |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | PENISAURUS |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | EVER WONDER WHY DOGS LIKE TO STICK THEIR HEADS OUTSIDE OF CAR WINDOWS? |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | TWO WORLD WAR II JAPANESE SUBMARINES HAVE BEEN DISCOVERED NEAR PEARL HARBOR AFTER 60 YEARS IN A WATERY GRAVE |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | THE INTERCHANGEABLE MUSTACHE PILLOW |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | SNIFFER DOG MISSING IN AFGHANISTAN FOUND SAFE AFTER 14 MONTHS LOST IN THE DESERT |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | COLORADO PARENTS PLEAD GUILTY IN BALLOON BOY SAGA |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | NASA BLAST FINDS ENOUGH WATER FOR MAN ON MOON TO HAVE BATH |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | STUDIO SETTLEMENT REPORTED FOR FAKE MOVIE NEWS |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | JUDGEMENT DAY |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | HOME BIRTH |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | HAIRLESS COW CREATURE |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | FEELING A LITTLE HORNY FUCKFACE? |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | WORLDS GREATEST POSE |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | BABY FOOTPRINT |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | IT IS ILLEGAL TO BE FAT IN JAPAN |
| Nov 13th, 2009 | SCIENTISTS DISCOVER THE LONGEST BIRD PENIS EVER |
| Nov 12th, 2009 | STRIPPER-MOBILE PROVES EVERY LAS VEGAS STEREOTYPE CORRECT |
| Nov 12th, 2009 | WOMAN HID HEROIN IN DRESS BUTTONS |
| Nov 12th, 2009 | PORN STAR AND PASTOR DEBATE AT UNIVERSITY |
| Nov 12th, 2009 | MASSACHUSETTS MAN SUING SINGER BON JOVI FOR $430 BILLION |
| Nov 12th, 2009 | MAN USES BANANA TO ROB BANK |
| Nov 12th, 2009 | MAN CAUGHT MASQUERADING AS A DECORATED MARINE |
| Nov 12th, 2009 | THE DEEP-SEA CRAB THAT EATS TREES |
| Nov 12th, 2009 | PHOTO OF 55FT SNAKE SHOCKS CHINA |
| Nov 12th, 2009 | ASTEROID PASSES JUST 8,700 MILES FROM EARTH |
| Nov 12th, 2009 | 12-YEAR-OLD SNEEZES 12,000 TIMES A DAY |
| Nov 12th, 2009 | WEIRD CREATURE REPORTED ROAMING AROUND IN NEW YORKS CENTRAL PARK |
| Nov 12th, 2009 | BODY OF MISSING SOLDIER FOUND IN AFGHAN RIVER |
| Nov 12th, 2009 | MAN KILLED BY VP JOE BIDENS SECRET SERVICE VEHICLES |
| Nov 12th, 2009 | BURNING MAN OBAMA |
| Nov 12th, 2009 | YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN (2008) |
| Nov 12th, 2009 | WOULD YOU LET YOUR DAUGHTER WEAR A SHAG BAND? |
| Nov 11th, 2009 | JANE FONDAS SEX LIFE AT 71 IS BETTER THAN EVER DESPITE HER METAL HIP AND SPINAL SURGERY |
| Nov 11th, 2009 | HIGH SCHOOL THREATENS TO CANCEL PROM IF LESBIAN ATTENDS |
| Nov 11th, 2009 | MAN THREATENED HE WOULD SHOOT 9-YEAR-OLD GIRLS WITH A NAIL GUN IF THEY DID NOT PLAY SPIM THE BOTTLE |
| Nov 11th, 2009 | DAM FAILURE TRIGGERS HUGE BLACKOUT IN BRAZIL |
| Nov 11th, 2009 | ANOTHER DRUNK AIRLINE PILOT ARRESTED |
| Nov 11th, 2009 | SUSPECT LEAVES NOSE BEHIND DURING HOUSE ROBBERY |
| Nov 11th, 2009 | MAN GETS JUST $69,000 AFTER HOME IS LEVELED |
| Nov 11th, 2009 | SEMITRAILER HITS AND KILLS FOUR COWS |
| Nov 11th, 2009 | MAN PAYS MOTHER TO HAVE SEX WITH HER DAUGHTER |
| Nov 11th, 2009 | MICHAEL JACKSONS FUNERAL COST MORE THAN $1 MILLION |
| Nov 11th, 2009 | BREAST CANCER PAIN CAN LAST FOR YEARS |
| Nov 11th, 2009 | CAVERN COULD COLLAPSE, TAKING PART OF NEW MEXICO CITY |
| Nov 11th, 2009 | BOTTLE OF BEER FOUND IN THE WRECK OF THE HINDENBURG TO BE AUCTIONED |
| Nov 11th, 2009 | MOUTHLESS WORMS THAT LIVE IN THE BONES OF DEAD WHALES |
| Nov 11th, 2009 | THE MAN WHO DRIVES A CAR USING THOUGHT-POWERED ARMS |
| Nov 11th, 2009 | NEW DINOSAUR SPECIES FOUND IN SOUTH AFRICA |
| Nov 11th, 2009 | BRITONS ARE AMONG THE UGLIEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD |
| Nov 11th, 2009 | THE ANTI-SWINE FLU HOLY WATER DISPENSER |
| Nov 11th, 2009 | HINDU VILLAGERS REFUSE TO GIVE UP TURTLE THEY THINK IS GOD |
| Nov 11th, 2009 | BRAZILIAN STUDENT EXPELLED FOR WEARING SHORT DRESS ALLOWED TO RETURN TO SCHOOL |
| Nov 11th, 2009 | RUSSIAN MAN ATE HIS MOTHER BECAUSE HE WAS STARVING AFTER SPENDING ALL HIS MONEY ON VODKA AND GAMBLING |
| Nov 11th, 2009 | PRISON INMATES FIND DRUGS IN FRUIT DONATED BY POLICE |
| Nov 11th, 2009 | CHIMP ATTACK VICTIM REVEALS THE MANGLED REMAINS OF HER FACE |
| Nov 11th, 2009 | WOMEN UNDERGOING SURGERY TO CREATE THE PERFECT VAGINA |
| Nov 11th, 2009 | LABORATORY-GROWN REPLACEMENT OF PENIS TISSUE |
| Nov 11th, 2009 | WORLDS SMALLEST MOTHER ABOUT TO GIVE BIRTH FOR THE THIRD TIME |
| Nov 11th, 2009 | IL CASO DI STEFANO CUCCHI - WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS |
| Nov 10th, 2009 | THEATERGOER PUKES OVER BALCONY - SPLATTERING AUDIENCE MEMBERS BELOW |
| Nov 10th, 2009 | DRIVER PASSES BREATH TEST BUT BLEW HIS COVER WHEN HE TALKED TO POLICE ABOUT MYSTICAL DRAGONS |
| Nov 10th, 2009 | BUNNIES GET TAILOR-MADE PENIS TRANSPLANTS |
| Nov 10th, 2009 | FOUR MEN IN NAKED CAR WASH ROMP AS GIRLFRIENDS FILMED THEM |
| Nov 10th, 2009 | MAN HOLDS UP LIQUOR STORE WITH SCREWDRIVER |
| Nov 10th, 2009 | THE INCREDIBLE EDIBLE BACON LAMP |
| Nov 10th, 2009 | WHAT YOUR BEER SAYS ABOUT YOU |
| Nov 10th, 2009 | AIDS IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF DEATH AMONG WOMEN |
| Nov 10th, 2009 | MYSTERIOUS PORPOISE DEATHS BLAMED ON LUNATIC DOLPHINS |
| Nov 10th, 2009 | STUDENT ACCUSED OF KILLING CAT AND USING ORGANS AS BAIT |
| Nov 10th, 2009 | MAN SAYS JESUS SET HIM UP FOR DRUG ARREST |
| Nov 10th, 2009 | MACLAREN RECALLS STROLLERS AFTER KIDS LOSE FINGERTIPS |
| Nov 10th, 2009 | VANISHED PERSIAN ARMY FOUND IN DESERT |
| Nov 10th, 2009 | TASER WARS: THE REAL DANGERS OF LOOSE TRIGGERS |
| Nov 10th, 2009 | MUSIC IMPROVES BRAIN FUNCTION |
| Nov 10th, 2009 | OLDEST AMERICAN ARTIFACT UNEARTHED |
| Nov 10th, 2009 | THE MARTIAN TORTURE CHAMBER |
| Nov 10th, 2009 | SNAKE PICTURED SLITHERING ACROSS CAR WINDSHIELD |
| Nov 10th, 2009 | MORRISSEY STORMS OFF STAGE AFTER BEING HIT BY A FLYING BOTTLE |
| Nov 10th, 2009 | SUSPECTED US SERIAL KILLER BLAMED STENCH ON SAUSAGE FACTORY |
| Nov 10th, 2009 | DC SNIPERS EXECUTION SET FOR TONIGHT |
| Nov 10th, 2009 | WOMAN DIAGNOSED WITH FEAR OF VEGETABLES |
| Nov 10th, 2009 | ROBERT E. LEE DROPS HIS PANTS AND SHITS ALL OVER PHARMACY FLOOR |
| Nov 10th, 2009 | IPHONE FEAR AS RICK ASTLEY WORM SPREADS |
| Nov 10th, 2009 | PENISAURUS SURVIVES AS SEX SELLS DESPITE RECESSION |
| Nov 10th, 2009 | ILLINOIS TAKES SWEDISH APPROACH TO PROSTITUTION |
| Nov 10th, 2009 | CHINA TO AUCTION OLYMPICS CONDOMS |
| Nov 10th, 2009 | VATICAN LOOKS TO HEAVENS FOR SIGNS OF ALIEN LIFE |
| Nov 10th, 2009 | DRUNK WOMAN FALLS INTO THE PATH OF AN ONCOMING TRAIN...WALKS AWAY UNINJURED |
| Nov 10th, 2009 | TAPEWORM LINK WITH EPILEPSY FAR HIGHER THAN THOUGHT |
| Nov 9th, 2009 | WOMAN PRETENDS TO HAVE BREAST CANCER, USES PROCEEDS FOR BOOB JOB |
| Nov 9th, 2009 | 12-YEAR-OLD GIVES BIRTH |
| Nov 9th, 2009 | MAN REACHES FOR DOG, GETS BITTEN BY ALLIGATOR |
| Nov 9th, 2009 | MOM TAKES DOWN METH RING |
| Nov 9th, 2009 | 97-YEAR-OLD WOMAN AND HER TWO SONS LIVE IN A RUSTY 1973 SUBURBAN |
| Nov 9th, 2009 | MAN STEALS 72 CANS OF RED BULL |
| Nov 9th, 2009 | 9-YEAR-OLD BOY FIGHTS OFF MAN TRYING TO STEAL FAMILY CAR |
| Nov 9th, 2009 | TWO DOZEN STUDENTS ARRESTED AFTER FOOD FIGHT |
| Nov 9th, 2009 | UC BERKELEY STUDENTS ROLL A GIANT SERPENT OF SUSHI |
| Nov 9th, 2009 | MICHELLE OBAMA VISITS SESAME STREET ON 40TH ANNIVERSARY |
| Nov 8th, 2009 | POLICE ARREST MAN DRIVING WITH $60,000 IN HEROIN HIDDEN IN KIDS ACTIVITY TRUCK |
| Nov 8th, 2009 | TWINS TO CELEBRATE THEIR 100TH BIRTHDAY |
| Nov 8th, 2009 | MAN OFFERS WOMAN $4 FOR SEX |
| Nov 8th, 2009 | TEACHER SUING THE STATE OF TEXAS FOR REQUIRING HER TO BE FINGERPRINTED FOR A BACKGROUND CHECK |
| Nov 8th, 2009 | MAN BUYS LOST CHAPLIN FILM ON EBAY FOR $5.68 |
| Nov 8th, 2009 | NO FRIENDS? NEVER FEAR THE SOLO-OPERABLE SEESAW IS HERE |
| Nov 8th, 2009 | TWO MEN ARRESTED FOR PRETENDING TO BE FIREFIGHTERS AND POLICE OFFICERS |
| Nov 8th, 2009 | DOCTORS ACCUSED OF SELLING BABIES |
| Nov 8th, 2009 | NEW YORK CITY BANS FLAVORED TOBACCO |
| Nov 8th, 2009 | MAN MAKES LIVING BY SELLING THE SHIRT ON HIS BACK |
| Nov 8th, 2009 | LONDON COMMUTERS BAFFLED BY SEX BROADCAST |
| Nov 8th, 2009 | VINTAGE MOUSE PORN |
| Nov 8th, 2009 | 92-YEAR-OLD MAYOR WHO IS OLDER THAN THE TOWN HE REPRESENTS WINS 5TH TERM |
| Nov 8th, 2009 | 10 GROSSEST THINGS THAT CAN GROW ON YOUR BODY |
| Nov 8th, 2009 | EYE TEST |
| Nov 8th, 2009 | THE BARGIN SWIMSUIT |
| Nov 8th, 2009 | DARWINIAN EVOLUTIONARY THEORY WILL HELP FIND ALIEN LIFE |
| Nov 8th, 2009 | LEFT-HANDED PEOPLE HAVE A MORE BALANCED BODY MAP |
| Nov 8th, 2009 | SOON WE WILL BE ABLE TO REMEMBER EVERY SECOND OF OUR LIVES |
| Nov 8th, 2009 | STEVEN TYLER LEAVING AEROSMITH |
| Nov 7th, 2009 | MAN INVITES LOVER TO WATCH HIM DISMEMBER WOMANS BODY |
| Nov 7th, 2009 | FETUS FOUND IN TANK AT WASTE WATER PLANT |
| Nov 7th, 2009 | UNEMPLOYED MAN CHARGED WITH SHOOTING SIX PEOPLE IN ORLANDO |
| Nov 7th, 2009 | DRUNK MAN BEATEN WITH TREE BRANCH DIES AFTER INHALING BLOOD |
| Nov 7th, 2009 | ARMED WOMAN BUSTS HORSE RAPIST |
| Nov 7th, 2009 | FAMILY DOG SET ON FIRE |
| Nov 7th, 2009 | RESTAURANT EMPLOYEES CHARGED WITH POISONING SALSA |
| Nov 7th, 2009 | MAN INJURED BY FALLING PUMPKIN |
| Nov 7th, 2009 | DESIGN FLAW ALLOWED INMATES TO LEAVE CELLS |
| Nov 7th, 2009 | MAN FINED FOR 911 CALL OVER MISSING MCDONALDS ORANGE JUICE |
| Nov 7th, 2009 | SEAT BELTS NO HELP IN THIS CASE VAYOR |
| Nov 7th, 2009 | PROFESSOR GETS $3.1 MILLION GRANT TO CHANGE THE SEX OF FRUIT |
| Nov 7th, 2009 | WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE NAKED RAMBLER? |
| Nov 7th, 2009 | AUSTRALIAN PARLIAMENT NEEDS A SEX PARTY |
| Nov 7th, 2009 | SCIENTIST CONFIRM OSWALD RIFLE PHOTO IS REAL |
| Nov 7th, 2009 | BEING A VAMPIRE REALLY IS NOT AS STRANGE AS YOU MIGHT THINK |
| Nov 7th, 2009 | BIRD SHIT SHUTS DOWN HADRON COLLIDER |
| Nov 7th, 2009 | THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF MAN LAW |
| Nov 7th, 2009 | SIGN IN TEXAS |
| Nov 7th, 2009 | ATLANTA TOPS AMERICAS MOST TOXIC CITIES |
| Nov 7th, 2009 | CAT SURVIVES SWALLOWING INCH-LONG NEEDLE |
| Nov 7th, 2009 | MAN DESTROYS WOMANS GRAVE BECAUSE HER DAUGHTER REFUSED TO DATE HIM |
| Nov 7th, 2009 | STUDENT DIES AFTER FALLING OFF 60 FOOT CLIFF |
| Nov 7th, 2009 | CAR THIEF STEALS CAR TO GO TO COURT |
| Nov 7th, 2009 | GROOM JUMPS TO HIS DEATH FROM BROOKLYN HOTEL WINDOW ON HIS HONEYMOON |
| Nov 7th, 2009 | REPORT SHOWS 237 MILLIONAIRES IN UNITED STATES CONGRESS |
| Nov 7th, 2009 | THE LIP MONSTER |
| Nov 7th, 2009 | FREE HORSE |
| Nov 7th, 2009 | GUN TOTING GUARD DOG |
| Nov 6th, 2009 | TAXI DRIVER BEATEN WITH HIGH HEEL SHOE AND DUMPED ON SIDE OF ROAD SO COUPLE COULD HAVE SEX |
| Nov 6th, 2009 | MAN CALLS 9-1-1 TWICE TO REPORT THAT SOMEONE STOLE HIS WEED |
| Nov 6th, 2009 | THE TOP 9 WAYS TO DRIVE SAFER |
| Nov 6th, 2009 | DRUNK DRIVING SUSPECT TELLS COP: DUDE, I DO THIS EVERY NIGHT |
| Nov 6th, 2009 | COUPLE DRIVING HOME FROM CHURCH HIT ELEPHANT ON OKLAHOMA CITY HIGHWAY |
| Nov 6th, 2009 | KELLOGG PULLS IMMUNITY CLAIMS FROM RICE KRISPIES |
| Nov 6th, 2009 | STUDY FINDS THAT BABIES CRY WITH AN ACCENT |
| Nov 6th, 2009 | THE MANY MYSTERIES OF NEANDERTHALS |
| Nov 6th, 2009 | FEELING GRUMPY IS GOOD FOR YOU |
| Nov 6th, 2009 | SAUDI PAEDOPHILE TO BE BEHEADED AND CRUCIFIED |
| Nov 5th, 2009 | BATMAN ARRESTED IN DRUNKEN MARKET BRAWL |
| Nov 5th, 2009 | CONVICTED FELON CHARGED AFTER METH LAB FOUND IN DAYCARE |
| Nov 5th, 2009 | MILLIONS OF CHINESE DO NOT KNOW HOW TO HAVE SEX WITHOUT GETTING PREGNANT |
| Nov 5th, 2009 | CROC MAN COREY WILD COULD BE THE NEW STEVE IRWIN |
| Nov 5th, 2009 | WOMAN LITERALLY HAS A MIND BLOWING ORGASM |
| Nov 5th, 2009 | MOTHER AND DAUGHTER THIEVES TRADE JAIL TIME FOR LOOKING LIKE IDIOTS |
| Nov 5th, 2009 | FLORIDA BABY MISSING FOR 5 DAYS FOUND ALIVE UNDER BED |
| Nov 5th, 2009 | CARRIE PREJEAN SEX TAPE SPURRED PAGEANT SETTLEMENT |
| Nov 5th, 2009 | CAN WE MANIPULATE THE WEATHER? |
| Nov 5th, 2009 | VETS BAFFLED BY BALD BEARS |
| Nov 5th, 2009 | 12 KILLED AS ARMY PSYCHIATRIST OPENS FIRE AT FORT HOOD |
| Nov 5th, 2009 | NAKED MAN ARRESTED AFTER BEING HIT BY TRAIN |
| Nov 5th, 2009 | TEEN DROWNS 4-YEAR-OLD BOY AFTER A QUICK GAME HIDE-N-SEEK UP THE ASS |
| Nov 5th, 2009 | MAN SHOWS UP ALIVE AT HIS OWN FUNERAL |
| Nov 5th, 2009 | DRUNK MAN CHALLENGED STREETLIGHT TO A FIGHT |
| Nov 5th, 2009 | WOMANS VAGINA FALLS OUT |
| Nov 5th, 2009 | MAN BLAMES EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FOR EXPOSING HIMSELF IN FRONT OF TWO WOMEN IN WALMART PARKING LOT |
| Nov 5th, 2009 | IMAGE OF JESUS APPEARS ON MANS TRUCK WINDOW |
| Nov 5th, 2009 | WOMAN PLEADS GUILTY IN ROAD RAGE SALAD DRESSING CASE |
| Nov 5th, 2009 | WOMAN CALLS 911 BECAUSE BOYFRIEND WILL NOT MARRY HER |
| Nov 5th, 2009 | MAN ROBS SAME BANK 4 TIMES |
| Nov 5th, 2009 | LOS ANGELES CHURCH STARTS PET SERVICE |
| Nov 5th, 2009 | PORN STAR ENTERS 2010 SENATE RACE |
| Nov 5th, 2009 | 18-MONTH-OLD BABY SPROUTS PUBIC HAIR |
| Nov 5th, 2009 | NANCY PELOSI IS A GODDAMN LIAR! |
| Nov 5th, 2009 | DIAPER-WEARING WOMAN AWARDED $150,000 |
| Nov 5th, 2009 | COULD A HUMAN BEAT A T. REX IN ARM WRESTLING? |
| Nov 5th, 2009 | AL GORE SET TO BECOME THE WORLDS FIRST CARBON BILLIONAIRE |
| Nov 5th, 2009 | GIANT FLORIDA SNAKE CAPTURE WAS A HOAX |
| Nov 4th, 2009 | CAT BANNED FROM VISITING BUDDHIST BANK ROBBER IN JAIL |
| Nov 4th, 2009 | COLORADO SKI TOWN LEGALIZES POT |
| Nov 4th, 2009 | GUN-TOTING TELETUBBY COMMITS ROBBERY |
| Nov 4th, 2009 | MAN STABS HIMSELF BECAUSE HE DID NOT WANT TO WORK |
| Nov 4th, 2009 | THREE WOMEN FOUND DEAD AT THE BOTTOM OF NORTH DAKOTA POND |
| Nov 4th, 2009 | SECRET WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE RECIPE FOUND |
| Nov 4th, 2009 | THIEF STEALS $3,400 WORTH OF FROZEN PIZZAS |
| Nov 4th, 2009 | FAMILY DISCOVERS FROG IN BAG OF LETTUCE |
| Nov 4th, 2009 | HUSBAND CLAIMS DAUGHTER GIVES BETTER HEAD THAN MOM |
| Nov 4th, 2009 | STUDENT PHOTOGRAPHED PISSING ON WAR MEMORIAL |
| Nov 4th, 2009 | NOBOBY WANTS TO BE CAUGHT DEAD ON TOP OF MARILYN MONROE |
| Nov 4th, 2009 | SPACE HOTEL TO OPEN IN 2012 |
| Nov 4th, 2009 | POLICE DISCOVER NEARLY 1,000 STOLEN SUITCASES |
| Nov 4th, 2009 | 4 MORE BODIES FOUND AT CLEVELAND RAPISTS HOME |
| Nov 4th, 2009 | FIDDLER CRABS EXCHANGE SEX FOR SURVIVAL |
| Nov 4th, 2009 | WOMAN ALLERGIC TO HER HUSBANDS SPERM |
| Nov 4th, 2009 | DRUNK MAN SHITS UP HIS CAR SEAT, WIPES HIMSELF WITH BIBLE |
| Nov 4th, 2009 | WOMAN ABANDONS TWO-HEADED BABY IN IRRIGATION DITCH |
| Nov 4th, 2009 | ODD LOOKING MOTH RESEMBLES A GREMLIN |
| Nov 4th, 2009 | WOMAN CHARGED WITH DUI TRIED TO DANCE WITH DEPUTY |
| Nov 4th, 2009 | CALF FITTED WITH PROSTHETIC LEGS |
| Nov 4th, 2009 | HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE AND NOT REMEMBER IT THE NEXT DAY? |
| Nov 3rd, 2009 | COSMIC RAY MYSTERY SOLVED? |
| Nov 3rd, 2009 | STUDENT EATS DEAD FLY AFTER TEACHER PROMISES HIM A GOOD GRADE |
| Nov 3rd, 2009 | JAPANESE FISHING BOAT SUNK BY GIANT JELLYFISH |
| Nov 3rd, 2009 | GIRLY MEN OF JAPAN JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN |
| Nov 3rd, 2009 | MAN PRETENDING TO BE A LAWYER JAILED FOR GIVING LEGAL ADVICE |
| Nov 3rd, 2009 | JUDGE ASKED MAN TO RAISE HIS RIGHT HAND TO BE SWORN IN, RAISES MIDDLE FINGER INSTEAD |
| Nov 3rd, 2009 | WORST PARKING JOB EVER |
| Nov 3rd, 2009 | MT. KILIMANJARO ICE CAP CONTINUES RAPID RETREAT |
| Nov 3rd, 2009 | MAN-EATING LIONS ATE FEWER HUMANS THAN THOUGHT |
| Nov 3rd, 2009 | BOY TAPES HIMSELF BITING OFF BIRDS HEAD |
| Nov 3rd, 2009 | WIFE ASKS HOOKER FOR REFUND |
| Nov 3rd, 2009 | 11-YEAR-OLD GIRL GIVES BIRTH ON HER WEDDING DAY |
| Nov 3rd, 2009 | WOMAN CALLS 911 TO REPORT HERSELF AS DRUNK DRIVER |
| Nov 2nd, 2009 | MAN SUES DEODORANT MAKERS FOR FAILING TO LAND HIM A GIRLFRIEND |
| Nov 1st, 2009 | MAN DISCOVERS IMAGE OF A DEMON ON SONS BEDROOM DOOR |
| Nov 1st, 2009 | FORMER AIRLINE PILOT CAMPS OUT IN AIRPORT FOR 13 DAYS |
| Nov 1st, 2009 | MAN GETS HIMSELF FUCKED TWICE WITHIN THE SPAN OF A COUPLE HOURS |
| Nov 1st, 2009 | WHY HALLOWEEN CAN BE AN ORGANIZATIONAL NIGHTMARE FOR PAGANS |
| Nov 1st, 2009 | SCHOOL EMPLOYEE ACCUSED OF FORCING STUDENT TO EAT PIZZA |
| Nov 1st, 2009 | FREEWAY SHUTS DOWN AFTER MANS BODY PARTS ARE SCATTERED ALL OVER THE PLACE |
| Nov 1st, 2009 | NAKED, SCREAMING FUCKED IN THE HEAD MOTHER SLAMS HER BABY ONTO SIDEWALK |
| Nov 1st, 2009 | POLICE FIND 6 BODIES IN CLEVELAND, CONVICTED RAPIST SOUGHT |
| Nov 1st, 2009 | EVEN BATS DIG A GOOD OLD FASHIONED BLOWJOB |
| Nov 1st, 2009 | DOG RESCUED FROM POUND SHOWS ITS APPRECIATION BY MAULING OWNER |
| Nov 1st, 2009 | MECHANIC CAUGHT TAMPERING WITH PARKED CARS, THEN CHARGING TO HELP START THEM |
| Nov 1st, 2009 | WHEN DOES ART BECOME CHILD PORN? |
| Nov 1st, 2009 | HOW BRITAIN BECAME A NATION OF GHOST HUNTERS |
| Nov 1st, 2009 | EVER WONDER HOW TO LEGALLY KILL A BABY? |
| Nov 1st, 2009 | ARTIFICIALLY INDUCED SNOW FALLS ON BEIJING |
| Nov 1st, 2009 | PHYSICIST MAKES NEW HIGH-RES PANORAMA OF MILKY WAY |
| Nov 1st, 2009 | SCIENTISTS SEE 13 BILLION YEARS INTO THE PAST |
| Nov 1st, 2009 | OLDEST KNOWN SPIDER WEBS DISCOVERED |
| Nov 1st, 2009 | NEW DINOSAUR BUILT LIKE A SHERMAN TANK |
| Nov 1st, 2009 | LARGEST CRUISE SHIP SQUEEZES UNDER DANISH BRIDGE |
| Nov 1st, 2009 | PROOF OF WHALE HOMOSEXUALITY |
| Nov 1st, 2009 | MAN LOVES TO BE STOMPED ON BY HOT GIRLS |
| Nov 1st, 2009 | COURT TOSSES WILL WRITTEN ON DOG COLLAR |
| Oct 31st, 2009 | AMELIA EARHARTS BODY MOST LIKELY CARRIED OFF BY GIANT COCONUT CRABS |
| Oct 31st, 2009 | WICCANS CHANNEL MICHAEL JACKSON DURING SEANCE |
| Oct 31st, 2009 | 5-FOOT ALLIGATOR ESCAPES DURING SHOW AND TELL AT SCHOOL |
| Oct 31st, 2009 | CAR WASHING ELEPHANTS |
| Oct 31st, 2009 | DRUNK MAN RAMS STOLEN LAWNMOWER INTO SCHOOL BUS |
| Oct 31st, 2009 | GOOD PICK-UP LINES ACTUALLY WORK ON WOMEN |
| Oct 31st, 2009 | HAPPY COSTUME DAY? |
| Oct 31st, 2009 | JAPANESE PIANIST HAS INTENSE ORGASM WHILE PERFORMING AT THE ASIAN AMERICAN JAZZ FESTIVAL |
| Oct 31st, 2009 | FIREFIGHTERS RESCUE MAN WITH FINGER STUCK IN GAS TANK |
| Oct 31st, 2009 | OCTOMOM AND HER EIGHT LITTLE DEVILS DRESS FOR HALLOWEEN |
| Oct 31st, 2009 | NUTT FACES SACK |
| Oct 31st, 2009 | DRUNK HEDGEHOG TAKEN TO HOSPITAL |
| Oct 31st, 2009 | FARMER KILLED IN GRAIN AUGER |
| Oct 31st, 2009 | HOT MORMON MOMS SHOW OFF THEIR MUFFINS FOR CALENDAR |
| Oct 31st, 2009 | THE HUNT IS ON FOR MANS STOLEN ASS |
| Oct 31st, 2009 | SMOKIN UNDERWATER ROCKET COMPILATION VIDEO |
| Oct 31st, 2009 | COMMUNION WAFER TRANSFORMS INTO HUMAN HEART TISSUE |
| Oct 31st, 2009 | WAKING DREAMS ARE THE REASON SOME PEOPLE SEE THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT |
| Oct 31st, 2009 | ALBINO RHINO RODEO |
| Oct 30th, 2009 | SATANIST USES MYSPACE TO FEED DESIRE FOR TEEN GIRLS |
| Oct 30th, 2009 | 112-YEAR-OLD MAN MARRIES A 17-YEAR-OLD GIRL |
| Oct 30th, 2009 | NEGATIVES BOUGHT AT GARAGE SALE COULD BE LOST ANSEL ADAMS PHOTOS |
| Oct 30th, 2009 | BULLET HITS LOU DOBBS NEW JERSEY HOME WITH WIFE NEARBY |
| Oct 30th, 2009 | MAN ARRESTED FOR EXPOSING AND FONDLING HIMSELF IN PUBLIC |
| Oct 30th, 2009 | WOMAN CLAIMS HUSBAND STOLE HAMBURGER FROM HER FREEZER BECAUSE SHE HAD HIS CABLE CUT OFF |
| Oct 30th, 2009 | MOTHER AND SON GET PRISON TIME FOR DEALING POT |
| Oct 30th, 2009 | 5 HORRIFYING THINGS YOU WILL LEARN WHEN MOVING IN WITH A GUY |
| Oct 30th, 2009 | WALDO THE MISSING WALLABY FOUND DEAD |
| Oct 30th, 2009 | CLEANING WOMAN WAKES UP MAN, MAN BEATS WOMAN WITH THE BROOM |
| Oct 30th, 2009 | MAN SHOOTS MOTHER DURING FIGHT WITH SISTER |
| Oct 30th, 2009 | VERMONT GROUP OFFERS HALLOWEEN SAFETY TIPS |
| Oct 30th, 2009 | BULLETPROOF VESTS GIVEN TO RAPE SUSPECTS IN COURT |
| Oct 30th, 2009 | THE INTERNET TURNS 40 |
| Oct 30th, 2009 | MAFIA HITMAN EXECUTES MAN OUTSIDE BAR IN BROAD DAYLIGHT VAYOR |
| Oct 30th, 2009 | BRAND NEW OBAMA BUMPER STICKERS |
| Oct 30th, 2009 | MYSTERY DEEPENS AS SEVENTH SNEAKER-CLAD FOOT WASHES UP ON B.C. SHORES |
| Oct 30th, 2009 | MOM ADMITS TO CUTTING HER NEWBORN BABY IN HALF |
| Oct 30th, 2009 | WOMAN SWALLOWS 78 SPOONS AND FORKS |
| Oct 30th, 2009 | MAN RIPS OUT GIRLFRIENDS EYE AND FLINGS IT FROM A HIGH-RISE BALCONY |
| Oct 30th, 2009 | WHAT YOU TALKIN ABOUT WILLIS WILLIS? |
| Oct 30th, 2009 | DRUNK DRIVER CLAIMS HE GOT DRUNK FROM JACK DANIELS STEAK |
| Oct 30th, 2009 | MAN CLAIMED GOD TOLD HIM TO STEAL CAR |
| Oct 30th, 2009 | MAN TORCHES VAN AFTER WILD TEST DRIVE |
| Oct 30th, 2009 | NORTHERN LIGHTS GHOUL PICTURED IN NORWAY |
| Oct 30th, 2009 | A BRIGHT FUTURE FOR GLOW-IN-THE-DARK LINGERIE |
| Oct 30th, 2009 | BURGLAR FORCES ELDERLY WOMAN TO MAKE HIM SANDWICH |
| Oct 30th, 2009 | TEENS RECEIVE DISORDERLY CONDUCT CITATION FOR NOT BEING VERY ORIGINAL |
| Oct 30th, 2009 | MAN STOLE FERRET BY SHOVING IT IN HIS PANTS |
| Oct 30th, 2009 | EINSTEIN PROVED RIGHT, 7.3 BILLION YEARS LATER |
| Oct 30th, 2009 | ANIMAL ZOMBIES: NATURES WALKING DEAD |
| Oct 30th, 2009 | HALLOWEEN IS THE DEVILS WORK, CATHOLIC CHURCH WARNS PARENTS |
| Oct 29th, 2009 | 66-YEAR-OLD ATTORNEY GENERAL CAUGHT SCREWING AROUND IN CEMETERY WITH 18-YEAR-OLD STRIPPER AND SEX TOYS |
| Oct 29th, 2009 | FOLK SINGER TAYLOR MITCHELL KILLED BY COYOTES WHILE HIKING |
| Oct 29th, 2009 | ROTTING WHALE ON BEACH MISTAKEN FOR ALIEN |
| Oct 29th, 2009 | SEX, ALCOHOL, FAT AMONG WORLDS BIG KILLERS |
| Oct 29th, 2009 | WOMAN IS CHARGED WITH OFFERING SEX FOR WORLD SERIES TICKETS |
| Oct 29th, 2009 | MATTEL RELEASES THE SUGAR DADDY KEN DOLL |
| Oct 29th, 2009 | DES MOINES SCHOOL SUSPENDS 11-YEAR-OLD GIRL OVER EMPTY GUN SHELLS |
| Oct 29th, 2009 | X-RAY TECHNICIAN ARRESTED STEALING PATIENTS MAMMOGRAMS AND X-RAYS FOR JERKING OFF PURPOSES |
| Oct 29th, 2009 | 20 STAND AND WATCH AS YOUNG GIRL GETS GANG RAPED OUTSIDE SCHOOL DANCE |
| Oct 29th, 2009 | STAR EXPLOSION IS MOST DISTANT SPACE OBJECT SEEN |
| Oct 29th, 2009 | MYSTERY STONE FOUND NEAR CHURCH LINKED TO KNIGHTS TEMPLAR |
| Oct 29th, 2009 | THE MAP THAT CHANGED THE WORLD |
| Oct 29th, 2009 | FIVE TRANSVESTITES GO ON TRIAL FOR THEFT |
| Oct 29th, 2009 | SATANIST WHO MURDERED CELLMATE FOR KICKS HAS HIS SENTENCE CUT DESPITE SAYING HE WOULD KILL AGAIN |
| Oct 29th, 2009 | TRIAL POSTPONED FOR CULT MEMBERS WHO STARVED BABY TO DEATH |
| Oct 29th, 2009 | MOMS ASHES SPILL INTO FAMILYS THANKSGIVING DINNER |
| Oct 29th, 2009 | CORPSE LEFT ON POLICE ROOF FOR TWO YEARS AFTER INQUIRY |
| Oct 29th, 2009 | FAMILY POT PROFITS PAY FOR COLLEGE |
| Oct 29th, 2009 | RAW SEWAGE FLOODS WOMANS HOME |
| Oct 29th, 2009 | GREAT WHITE NEARLY BIT IN HALF BY AN EVEN BIGGER MONSTER |
| Oct 29th, 2009 | 25 APPROVED NICKNAMES FOR YOUR SKIN FLUTE |
| Oct 29th, 2009 | EVERYTHING YOU WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT DINOSAUR PORN |
| Oct 29th, 2009 | ALICE IN WONDERLAND GETS NAKED |
| Oct 28th, 2009 | THIEVES STEAL BIG SCREEN TV CARDBOARD CUT-OUT |
| Oct 28th, 2009 | TEACHERS AID RECEIVES DOUBLE PENETRATION FROM TWO 15-YEAR-OLD STUDENTS |
| Oct 28th, 2009 | MAN DRESSED AS A COW DRIVES HIS CAR INTO A RIVER |
| Oct 28th, 2009 | WOMAN SCARES OFF BURGLAR BY ACTING LIKE A DOG |
| Oct 28th, 2009 | FIVE CORRECTIONAL OFFICERS CHARGED IN JERKING OFF POLICE DOG |
| Oct 28th, 2009 | THE PIRATES OF LAKE ERIE |
| Oct 28th, 2009 | MAN ACCUSED OF HAVING GUN OUTSIDE GUN SHOW |
| Oct 28th, 2009 | DRUNK CLOWN ARRESTED AFTER CRASHING CAR |
| Oct 28th, 2009 | WOMAN GROWS 1,725 POUND PUMPKIN |
| Oct 28th, 2009 | ANCIENT MONSTER INSECT OFFERS HALLOWEEN INSPIRATIONS |
| Oct 27th, 2009 | MODERN MAN HAD SEX WITH NEANDERTHALS |
| Oct 27th, 2009 | WOMAN KILLS TWO MEN IN TWO DIFFERENT CAR ACCIDENTS AT SAME SPOT |
| Oct 27th, 2009 | HOMELESS MAN STARTS FIRE TO CHASE SNAKES FROM CAMP |
| Oct 27th, 2009 | CAB DRIVER ARRESTED FOR DRUNK DRIVING WITH TWO PASSENGERS ABOARD |
| Oct 27th, 2009 | WARNER SAYS HARRY POTTER DINNER INFRINGES COPYRIGHT |
| Oct 27th, 2009 | MAN TRIES TO SMUGGLE 14 PYTHONS INTO NORWAY BY TAPING THEM TO HIS BODY |
| Oct 27th, 2009 | SANDRA BULLOCK IN CUSTODY BATTLE WITH PORN STAR |
| Oct 27th, 2009 | SLABS OF BEEF SPILL ONTO HIGHWAY AFTER TRACTOR-TRAILER CRASH |
| Oct 27th, 2009 | 52 CHILDREN RESCUED IN NATIONWIDE SEX-TRAFFICKING RAIDS |
| Oct 27th, 2009 | TEEN KILLS WIDOW WITH AXE AFTER LOSING COMPUTER GAME TO HIS BROTHER |
| Oct 27th, 2009 | POLICE LAUNCH NATIONAL MANHUNT FOR VAMPIRE KILLER |
| Oct 27th, 2009 | MOB OF ANGRY PARENTS LYNCH BOOK SALESMAN |
| Oct 27th, 2009 | INDONESIA MAY BAN WOMEN FROM WEARING TIGHT PANTS |
| Oct 27th, 2009 | COLONEL SANDERS MANAGES TO DUPE HIS WAY INTO THE UN HEADQUARTERS |
| Oct 27th, 2009 | COUPLE FINDS KNIFE BAKED INTO SUBWAY SUB |
| Oct 27th, 2009 | MAN CHARGED WITH GETTING PUPPY DRUNK ON VODKA |
| Oct 27th, 2009 | APPLE DOES IT AGAIN! |
| Oct 27th, 2009 | W.I.F.E. |
| Oct 26th, 2009 | EPIC HUMPBACK WHALE BATTLE FILMED |
| Oct 26th, 2009 | FINALLY, A SOLUTION TO THE INVASION OF GIANT JELLYFISH - JUST EAT THEM |
| Oct 26th, 2009 | SHACKLED MAN NEARLY ESCAPES BY REMOVING HIS PANTS |
| Oct 26th, 2009 | 6 HARVARD MEDICAL SCHOOL LAB WORKERS GET SICK AFTER DRINKING POISONED COFFEE |
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