function story(headline,dateAdded,originalLink,image,submittedBy,imageOrient,storyID,commentCount,origin,headerSize) 
{
   this.headline = headline;
   this.dateAdded = dateAdded;
   this.originalLink = originalLink;
   this.image = image;
   this.submittedBy = submittedBy;
   this.imageOrient = imageOrient;
   this.storyID = storyID;
   this.commentCount = commentCount;
   this.origin = origin;
   this.headerSize = headerSize;
}
stories = new Array(
new story('MAN PAYS CRACK DEALER WITH MONOPOLY MONEY','Mar 9th, 12:00 AM','http://www.ksdk.com/news/national/story.aspx?storyid=197439&catid=28','','OddUniverse','wide','14143','0','ksdk.com','Small'),
new story('MUSICIAN ACCUSED OF BEATING GIRLFRIEND WITH GUITAR','Mar 9th, 12:00 AM','http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2010/03/dylan-brooks-2.html','','OddUniverse','wide','14150','0','nola.com','Small'),
new story('MAN CUT OFF WIFES HEAD WITH KITCHEN KNIFE BECAUSE SHE REFUSED TO HAVE A CHILD WITH HIM','Mar 9th, 12:00 AM','http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/breaking-news/nicole-cousin-beheaded-because-she-didnt-want-kids-court-told/story-e6frf7jx-1225838445461','','OddUniverse','wide','14149','0','heraldsun.com.au','Small'),
new story('GRANNY BURIED ALIVE BY PROPERTY DEVELOPERS','Mar 9th, 12:00 AM','http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/7374701/Chinese-granny-buried-alive-by-property-developers.html','','OddUniverse','wide','14145','0','telegraph.co.uk','Small'),
new story('RESEARCHERS CLAIM A TAX ON SODA AND PIZZA WILL CUT OBESITY','Mar 9th, 12:00 AM','http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100308/hl_nm/us_food_tax','','OddUniverse','wide','14142','0','yahoo.com','Small'),
new story('COP TAKES PICTURES OF WOMANS PUSSY AFTER ARREST','Mar 9th, 12:00 AM','http://www.courthousenews.com/2010/03/05/25286.htm','','OddUniverse','wide','14148','0','courthousenews.com','Small'),
new story('GIRLFRIEND OF PRINCE WILLIAM HAD TO DIG THROUGH DOG SHIT AFTER PEARL EARRINGS WERE SWALLOWED','Mar 9th, 12:00 AM','http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/03/08/2010-03-08_kate_middleton_girlfriend_of_prince_william_had_to_search_through_dogs_poo_after.html','','OddUniverse','wide','14147','0','nydailynews.com','Small'),
new story('CHINESE GRANDMOTHER GROWS MYSTERY HORN ON FOREHEAD','Mar 9th, 12:00 AM','http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1256398/The-goat-woman-Chinese-grandmother-grows-mystery-horn-forehead.html','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/goat_woman.jpg','OddUniverse','wide','14141','0','dailymail.co.uk','Small'),
new story('FARRAH FAWCETT OVERLOOKED IN OSCAR TRIBUTE','Mar 9th, 12:00 AM','http://www.montrealgazette.com/entertainment/movie-guide/Fawcett+overlooked+Oscar+tribute/2659385/story.html','','OddUniverse','wide','14144','0','montrealgazette.com','Small'),
new story('SOCCER PLAYER DIES AFTER BEING SPEARED BY PIECE OF COURTS WOODEN FLOOR','Mar 9th, 12:00 AM','http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/hotstories/6902560.html','','OddUniverse','wide','14146','0','chron.com','Small'),
new story('THE STRANGE BEAST OF WHITE LAKE ONTARIO','Mar 8th, 12:00 AM','http://www.examiner.com/examiner/x-32018-Strange--Mysterious-Facts-Examiner~y2010m3d8-The-Beast-of-White-Lake-Ontario','','Pete','wide','14140','0','examiner.com','Small'),
new story('DRUNK BITCH ASSAULTS DEPUTY BY SQUIRTING BREAST MILK IN HER FACE','Mar 8th, 12:00 AM','http://www.bnd.com/2010/03/07/1163728/woman-charged-in-breast-milk-assault.html','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/3309.jpg','OddUniverse','tall','14125','0','bnd.com','Small'),
new story('WOMAN TRIES TO SELL TWO GHOSTS ON INTERNET','Mar 8th, 12:00 AM','http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7372452/New-Zealander-tries-to-sell-two-ghosts-on-internet.html','','OddUniverse','wide','14137','0','telegraph.co.uk','Small'),
new story('POLICE DOG DETECTS DRUGS IN DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER','Mar 8th, 12:00 AM','http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/05/20100305police-dog-detects-drugs-in-cheeseburger05-ON.html','','OddUniverse','wide','14131','0','azcentral.com','Small'),
new story('6.0 EARTHQUAKE HITS EASTERN TURKEY','Mar 8th, 12:00 AM','http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100308/ap_on_re_eu/eu_turkey_earthquake','','OddUniverse','wide','14116','0','yahoo.com','Large'),
new story('THE INNOCENCE OF CHILDHOOD','Mar 8th, 12:00 AM','','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/3314.jpg','OddUniverse','wide','14139','0','<FONT COLOR="RED">PICTURE</FONT>','Large'),
new story('OLDEST PERSON IN THE UNITED STATES DIES AT THE AGE OF 114','Mar 8th, 12:00 AM','http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_OLDEST_AMERICAN?SITE=WIMIL&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT','','OddUniverse','wide','14121','0','ap.org','Small'),
new story('MOVIEGOER STABBED IN THE NECK WITH MEAT THERMOMETER ','Mar 8th, 12:00 AM','http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-movie-theater-stabbing,0,6105625.story','','OddUniverse','wide','14124','0','ktla.com','Small'),
new story('CHICKENS RECAPTURED AFTER ATTEMPTING MASS ESCAPE','Mar 8th, 12:00 AM','http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2010/03/07/Wild-chickens-attempt-mass-escape-in-NYC/UPI-30261267987877/','','OddUniverse','wide','14132','0','upi.com','Small'),
new story('HAND SLICE','Mar 8th, 12:00 AM','','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/3313.jpg','OddUniverse','wide','14136','0','<FONT COLOR="RED">PICTURE</FONT>','Large'),
new story('WOMAN UPSET AT DISPOSAL FEE FOR DEAD CAT','Mar 8th, 12:00 AM','http://www.lep.co.uk/news/Woman-upset-at-disposal-fee.6128862.jp','','OddUniverse','wide','14127','0','lep.co.uk','Small'),
new story('GIRL NAUSEOUS FOR TWO YEARS DUE TO WRONG GLASSES','Mar 8th, 12:00 AM','http://www.myfoxchicago.com/dpps/news/dpgonc-girl-nauseous-for-two-years-due-to-wrong-glasses-fc-20100308_6447579','','OddUniverse','wide','14122','0','myfoxchicago.com','Small'),
new story('WOMAN STABS EX-HUSBAND AFTER LOOKING THROUGH HIS CELL PHONE RECORDS','Mar 8th, 12:00 AM','http://www.lcsun-news.com/ci_14519799','','OddUniverse','wide','14130','0','csun-news.com','Small'),
new story('FACE TUMOR','Mar 8th, 12:00 AM','','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/3312.jpg','OddUniverse','wide','14135','0','<FONT COLOR="RED">PICTURE</FONT>','Large'),
new story('MAN ARRESTED FOR THINKING OF A CHEESEBURGER','Mar 8th, 12:00 AM','http://www.gastongazette.com/news/sign-44489-gastonia-allegedly.html','','OddUniverse','wide','14119','0','gastongazette.com','Small'),
new story('REPORTS OF PREDATORY GATORS LURKING IN TEXAS','Mar 8th, 12:00 AM','http://www.mania.com/lair-beasts-alligators-rampage_article_121013.html','','OddUniverse','wide','14138','0','mania.com','Small'),
new story('MAN KIDNAPS GIRLFRIEND, TAKES HER TO WALMART','Mar 8th, 12:00 AM','http://www.nwfdailynews.com/news/takes-26455-beach-walmart.html','','OddUniverse','wide','14120','0','nwfdailynews.com','Small'),
new story('ASS HOBOS','Mar 8th, 12:00 AM','','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/3311.jpg','OddUniverse','wide','14134','0','<FONT COLOR="RED">PICTURE</FONT>','Large'),
new story('GRANNY CAMPS OUT 43 HOURS FOR GRANDSONS ICE CREAM','Mar 8th, 12:00 AM','http://apnews.myway.com/article/20100307/D9E9ROBG1.html','','OddUniverse','wide','14129','0','myway.com','Small'),
new story('CALIFORNIA TEENS SKELETAL REMAINS FOUND IN REMOTE AREA','Mar 8th, 12:00 AM','http://www.suntimes.com/news/nation/2089757,california-missing-teens-remains-found-030810.article','','OddUniverse','wide','14117','0','suntimes.com','Small'),
new story('WOMEN INJECTED WITH SAME MATERIAL CONTRACTORS USE TO CAULK BATHTUBS','Mar 8th, 12:00 AM','http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2010/03/black-market_cosmetic_surgerie.html','','OddUniverse','wide','14126','0','nj.com','Small'),
new story('CAPTAIN OBVIOUS STRIKES AGAIN','Mar 8th, 12:00 AM','','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/3310.jpg','OddUniverse','tall','14133','0','<FONT COLOR="RED">PICTURE</FONT>','Large'),
new story('SANDRA BULLOCK TO DISPLAY OSCAR NEXT TO RAZZIE','Mar 8th, 12:00 AM','http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8555365.stm','','OddUniverse','wide','14115','0','bbc.co.uk','Small'),
new story('SUMO WRESTLER RIPS CASH MACHINE OUT OF MOSCOW STORE','Mar 8th, 12:00 AM','http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20100305/od_afp/russiacrimesumooffbeat_20100305180527','','OddUniverse','wide','14128','0','yahoo.com','Small'),
new story('HUMANS DRIVING EXTINCTION FASTER THAN SPECIES CAN EVOLVE','Mar 8th, 12:00 AM','http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2010/mar/07/extinction-species-evolve','','OddUniverse','wide','14118','0','guardian.co.uk','Small'),
new story('BABY MAMMOTH ON DISPLAY IN CHICAGO','Mar 8th, 12:00 AM','http://www.usatoday.com/travel/destinations/2010-03-08-mammoth-chicago-field-museum_N.htm','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/3308.jpg','OddUniverse','wide','14123','0','usatoday.com','Small'),
new story('8 TEENS SHOT AT INDIANA SKATING RINK','Mar 7th, 12:00 AM','http://www.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/03/06/skating.rink.shooting/index.html?hpt=T2','','OddUniverse','wide','14096','0','cnn.com','Small'),
new story('RARE COPY OF THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDANCE ON SALE ON CRAIGSLIST','Mar 7th, 12:00 AM','http://daytona.craigslist.org/atq/1626575747.html','','OddUniverse','wide','14103','0','craigslist.org','Small'),
new story('DEAD MAN BOOBY-TRAPPED HIS HOME','Mar 7th, 12:00 AM','http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/3398468/Dead-man-booby-trapped-his-home','','OddUniverse','wide','14106','0','stuff.co.nz','Large'),
new story('READY FOR PRIMETIME','Mar 7th, 12:00 AM','','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/3307.jpg','OddUniverse','tall','14114','0','<FONT COLOR="RED">PICTURE</FONT>','Large'),
new story('CLEAREST UFO EVER FILMED IN CHINA','Mar 7th, 12:00 AM','','','OddUniverse','wide','14112','0','<FONT COLOR="RED">VIDEO</FONT>','Large'),
new story('COULD THE MARTIAN MOON PHOBOS BE HOLLOW? ','Mar 7th, 12:00 AM','http://www.universetoday.com/2010/03/05/could-phobos-be-hollow/','','OddUniverse','wide','14111','0','universetoday.com','Small'),
new story('THE FULL STORY OF HOW FACEBOOK WAS FOUNDED','Mar 7th, 12:00 AM','http://www.businessinsider.com/how-facebook-was-founded-2010-3','','OddUniverse','wide','14105','0','businessinsider.com','Small'),
new story('OUR FACEBOOK FRIENDS ARE GOING TO THINK WE ARE SO FUCKING COOL','Mar 7th, 12:00 AM','','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/3306.jpg','OddUniverse','wide','14113','0','<FONT COLOR="RED">PICTURE</FONT>','Small'),
new story('COCKTAIL WAITRESS CLAIMS OWNER WANTED TO SNORT COCAINE OFF HER BODY','Mar 7th, 12:00 AM','http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/coke_tail_waitress_sues_lout_6kKbsxPYnkdKvrM9paNOlI','','OddUniverse','wide','14097','0','nypost.com','Small'),
new story('MODEL WHO ESCAPED RAPIST 6 YEARS AGO, BURNS DOWN HOUSE KILLING BOYFRIEND AND HERSELF','Mar 7th, 12:00 AM','http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2010/03/06/2010-03-06_model_carina_schlesinger_who_escaped_rapist_6_years_ago_burns_house_down_kills_b.html#community','','OddUniverse','wide','14108','0','nydailynews.com','Small'),
new story('BROTHER AND SISTER CHARGED WITH INCEST','Mar 7th, 12:00 AM','http://www.thelocal.se/25362/20100305/','','OddUniverse','wide','14110','0','thelocal.se','Small'),
new story('PORNSTAR RENDERED USELESS AFTER ANAL TEAR INJURY','Mar 7th, 12:00 AM','http://www.esquire.com/the-side/feature/jersey-shore-porno-war-022510#ixzz0hQNK6hWu','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/3305.jpg','OddUniverse','tall','14109','0','esquire.com','Large'),
new story('GORILLAS GREAT ESCAPE WAS 1950S STUDENT PRANK','Mar 7th, 12:00 AM','http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20100305/wl_uk_afp/britaingorillaoffbeat_20100305121124','','OddUniverse','wide','14100','0','yahoo.com','Small'),
new story('11-YEAR-OLD BOY BUYS NINE WATERFRONT MANSIONS WORTH $44 MILLION','Mar 7th, 12:00 AM','http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/03/04/AR2010030405390.html','','OddUniverse','wide','14101','0','washingtonpost.com','Small'),
new story('MAN LAUGHS OFF TASER JOLT WHILE BATTLING COPS','Mar 7th, 12:00 AM','http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/05/20100305suspect-laughs-off-taser-jolt-in-arrest05-ON.html','','OddUniverse','wide','14095','0','azcentral.com','Small'),
new story('WIFE BEATS HUSBAND TO DEATH WITH HAMMER WHILE HE SLEPT','Mar 7th, 12:00 AM','http://www.azcentral.com/community/gilbert/articles/2010/03/05/20100305gilbert-woman-explains-hammer-death.html','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/3304.jpg','OddUniverse','tall','14107','0','azcentral.com','Small'),
new story('TRUCK CONTAINING 30,000 POUNDS OF YOGURT ROLLS OVER ON FREEWAY','Mar 7th, 12:00 AM','http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2010/03/tractor_trailer_containing_300.html','','OddUniverse','wide','14098','0','masslive.com','Small'),
new story('WOMAN SUES AFTER DOCTOR GIVES HER AN EXTRA SET OF BOOBS','Mar 7th, 12:00 AM','http://www.ecanadanow.com/curiosity/2010/03/04/woman-sues-over-botched-boob-job-doc-adds-two-more-breasts/','','OddUniverse','wide','14102','0','ecanadanow.com','Small'),
new story('MAN DEMANDS WIFES HEAD BACK FROM MURDERER','Mar 7th, 12:00 AM','http://www.bild.de/BILD/news/bild-english/world-news/2010/03/04/widower-plea-to-murderer/give-me-back-my-dead-wifes-head-to-bury-her.html','','OddUniverse','wide','14104','0','bild.de','Small'),
new story('DRUG DEALER HAD DOORMAT SAYING COME BACK WITH A WARRANT, SO OFFICERS DID','Mar 7th, 12:00 AM','http://www.9news.com/news/watercooler/article.aspx?storyid=134024&catid=337','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/3303.jpg','OddUniverse','wide','14099','0','9news.com','Small'),
new story('PENTAGON SHOOTERS PARENTS WARNED COPS','Mar 6th, 12:00 AM','http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2010/03/06/2010-03-06_pentagon_shooters_parents_warned_cops.html','','OddUniverse','wide','14071','0','nydailynews.com','Small'),
new story('OFFICER SAYS GOD SHIELDED HIM FROM PENTAGON GUNMAN','Mar 6th, 12:00 AM','http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/03/05/AR2010030501659_pf.html','','OddUniverse','wide','14093','0','washingtonpost.com','Small'),
new story('WEATHERMAN REFERENCES HIS MANHOOD IN DESCRIBING SNOW FALL','Mar 6th, 12:00 AM','http://www.mediaite.com/online/local-weatherman-references-his-manhood-in-describing-snow-fall/','','OddUniverse','wide','14094','0','mediaite.com','Small'),
new story('MAN WITH 12 FINGERS','Mar 6th, 12:00 AM','','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/3302.jpg','OddUniverse','tall','14092','0','<FONT COLOR="RED">PICTURE</FONT>','Large'),
new story('WOMAN CRASHES CAR WHILE SHAVING HER PUBIC HAIR','Mar 6th, 12:00 AM','http://keysnews.com/node/21349','','OddUniverse','wide','14076','0','keysnews.com','Small'),
new story('PAINLESS VACCINE NEEDLE INVENTED IN JAPAN ','Mar 6th, 12:00 AM','http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/7365134/Painless-vaccine-needle-invented-in-Japan.html','','OddUniverse','wide','14088','0','telegraph.co.uk','Small'),
new story('WOMAN CALLS POLICE AFTER HEARING STRANGE NOISE IN HER FLAT, TURNS OUT IT WAS HER VIBRATOR','Mar 6th, 12:00 AM','http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20100305/od_afp/germanypolicesexoffbeat_20100305170701','','OddUniverse','wide','14082','0','yahoo.com','Small'),
new story('WHEN FACE MEETS ICE','Mar 6th, 12:00 AM','','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/3301.jpg','OddUniverse','wide','14091','0','<FONT COLOR="RED">PICTURE</FONT>','Large'),
new story('MAN BANNED FROM WALMART FOR NOT SHOWING HIS RECEIPT','Mar 6th, 12:00 AM','http://consumerist.com/2010/03/why-was-i-banned-from-walmart-for-not-showing-my-receipt.html','','OddUniverse','wide','14080','0','consumerist.com','Small'),
new story('KINKY SEX DUNGEON RAIDED BY POLICE','Mar 6th, 12:00 AM','http://lawandsexuality.blogspot.com/2010/03/suburbia-and-sex-dungeon.html','','OddUniverse','wide','14084','0','lawandsexuality.blogspot.com','Small'),
new story('WOMAN LOSES HER FINGERS TRYING TO FEED A BEAR AT THE ZOO','Mar 6th, 12:00 AM','http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=10027331','','OddUniverse','wide','14083','1','abcnews.go.com','Small'),
new story('SOME PEOPLE WILL DO ANYTHING TO GET A HIGH SPEED CONNECTION','Mar 6th, 12:00 AM','','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/3300.jpg','OddUniverse','wide','14090','0','<FONT COLOR="RED">PICTURE</FONT>','Small'),
new story('WHY SEX ADDICTION IS TOTAL BULLSHIT','Mar 6th, 12:00 AM','http://www.alternet.org/sex/145922/too_much_sex_no_such_thing_--_why_sex_addiction_is_total_b.s./','','OddUniverse','wide','14085','0','alternet.org','Small'),
new story('ANIMATION OF GIANT ICEBERG COLLISION AS SEEN FROM SPACE ','Mar 6th, 12:00 AM','http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2010/03/animation-of-giant-iceberg-collision-as-seen-from-space/','','OddUniverse','wide','14087','0','wired.com','Small')
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