function story(headline,dateAdded,originalLink,image,submittedBy,imageOrient,storyID,commentCount) 
{
   this.headline = headline;
   this.dateAdded = dateAdded;
   this.originalLink = originalLink;
   this.image = image;
   this.submittedBy = submittedBy;
   this.imageOrient = imageOrient;
   this.storyID = storyID;
   this.commentCount = commentCount;
}
stories = new Array(
new story('WOMAN SEES FAMILY DIE ON MOUNTAIN','Jul 24th, 12:00 AM','http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7524436.stm','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/936.jpg','OddUniverse','wide','2345','0'),
new story('MAFIA GODFATHER'S DAUGHTER TIES KNOT IN CORLEONE','Jul 24th, 12:00 AM','http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSL2488093520080724','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/940.jpg','OddUniverse','wide','2349','0'),
new story('EUROPEAN TEAM DISCOVERS NEW ALIEN WORLD','Jul 24th, 12:00 AM','http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/080724-new-exoplanet.html','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/939.jpg','OddUniverse','wide','2348','0'),
new story('SCIENTISTS RECOVER COMPLETE DINOSAUR SKELETON','Jul 24th, 12:00 AM','http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gqJL8Wm__9ts_d6PqLCi3gA04fqQD924DE0O0','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/938.jpg','OddUniverse','wide','2347','0'),
new story('CRANE FALL KILLS MAN WATCHING CONSTRUCTION','Jul 24th, 12:00 AM','http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080724/ap_on_re_us/crane_collapse;_ylt=AuekSIEPjOGCtiDO2ZDBM3Ks0NUE','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/937.jpg','OddUniverse','wide','2346','0'),
new story('COLLISION CLOSES MISSISSIPPI RIVER','Jul 24th, 12:00 AM','http://www.boston.com/business/articles/2008/07/23/ship_barge_crash_closes_mississippi_at_new_orleans_1216863947/','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/926.jpg','OddUniverse','wide','2334','0'),
new story('GIRL BORN WITHOUT A FACE','Jul 24th, 12:00 AM','http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/mostpopular/news-article.aspx?storyid=114372&provider=top','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/930.jpg','OddUniverse','wide','2338','0'),
new story('APOLLO 14 ASTRONAUT CLAIMS ALIENS HAVE MADE CONTACT','Jul 24th, 12:00 AM','http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1037471/Apollo-14-astronaut-claims-aliens-HAVE-contact--covered-60-years.html','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/933.jpg','OddUniverse','tall','2341','0'),
new story('SIX-LEGGED DEER HAS SECOND TAIL AMPUTATED','Jul 24th, 12:00 AM','http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2445574/Six-legged-deer-has-second-tail-amputated.html','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/929.jpg','OddUniverse','wide','2337','0'),
new story('GHOSTBUSTERS HEAD FOR KING'S ISLAND','Jul 24th, 12:00 AM','http://www.limerickpost.ie/dailynews.elive?id=8983&category=Daily-Sun','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/934.jpg','OddUniverse','tall','2342','0'),
new story('PANTYHOSE PROBLEM PLAGUES NEIGHBORHOOD','Jul 24th, 12:00 AM','http://www.milforddailynews.com/news/x1816442986/Pantyhose-problem-plagues-neighborhood','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/932.jpg','OddUniverse','wide','2340','0'),
new story('BOMB TURNS OUT TO BE STRING CHEESE','Jul 23rd, 12:00 AM','http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,389041,00.html','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/909.jpg','OddUniverse','wide','2317','0'),
new story('NEWSPAPER MISSPELLS ITS OWN NAME ON FRONT PAGE','Jul 24th, 12:00 AM','http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2449342/Newspaper-misspells-name-on-front-page.html','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/925.jpg','OddUniverse','wide','2333','0'),
new story('RESCUE HELICOPTER CREW PICK UP A PENGUIN OR TWO','Jul 24th, 12:00 AM','http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/53771','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/924.jpg','OddUniverse','wide','2332','0'),
new story('MAN TRAPPED UNDER ASPHALT ROLLER','Jul 24th, 12:00 AM','http://www.9news.com/news/local/article.aspx?storyid=96335&catid=346','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/923.jpg','OddUniverse','wide','2331','0'),
new story('WOMAN HAS 140-POUND TUMOR REMOVED','Jul 24th, 12:00 AM','http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25680599/','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/931.jpg','OddUniverse','wide','2339','0'),
new story('WOMEN WEARING TIGHT JEANS 'CANNOT BE RAPED'','Jul 24th, 12:00 AM','http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/italy/2447225/Italy-overturns-ruling-that-women-wearing-tight-jeans-cannot-be-raped.html','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/928.jpg','OddUniverse','tall','2336','0'),
new story('US CANCER BOSS IN MOBILES WARNING','Jul 24th, 12:00 AM','http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7523109.stm','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/927.jpg','OddUniverse','wide','2335','0'),
new story('GRANDMOTHER, 78, CHASED AND CAUGHT A MUGGER','Jul 24th, 12:00 AM','http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2450907/Olympic-athletes-grandmother,-78,-chased-and-caught-a-mugger.html','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/922.jpg','OddUniverse','wide','2330','0'),
new story('MAN DECIDES NOT TO JUMP OFF LEDGE, THEN FALLS','Jul 23rd, 12:00 AM','http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/07/19/AR2008071901605.html','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/919.jpg','OddUniverse','wide','2327','0'),
new story('MAN ARRESTED WITH .491 BLOOD ALCOHOL LEVEL','Jul 23rd, 12:00 AM','http://wbztv.com/watercooler/drunk.driver.providence.2.776743.html','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/914.jpg','OddUniverse','wide','2322','0'),
new story('TEENAGE GIRLS BLOW UP HOUSE WITH AEROSOL CANS','Jul 23rd, 12:00 AM','http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/south_west/7514847.stm','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/921.jpg','OddUniverse','wide','2329','0'),
new story('MAN ACCUSED OF TAKING 42 CENTS FROM MALL FOUNTAIN','Jul 23rd, 12:00 AM','http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2008/jul/22/bonita-man-arrested-after-allegedly-stealing-42-ce/','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/913.jpg','OddUniverse','tall','2321','0'),
new story('ASSAULT WITH A DEADLY PEANUT?','Jul 23rd, 12:00 AM','http://news.cincinnati.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080722/NEWS0107/807220309','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/917.jpg','OddUniverse','wide','2325','0'),
new story('PARAMEDICS ON EMERGENCY CALLS USED AS TAXI DRIVERS','Jul 23rd, 12:00 AM','http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,24062904-5001021,00.html','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/912.jpg','OddUniverse','wide','2320','0'),
new story('ADOPTION FOR 2 DOGS TRAINED TO HAVE SEX WITH WOMEN','Jul 23rd, 12:00 AM','http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,388501,00.html','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/916.jpg','OddUniverse','wide','2324','0'),
new story('2 GOLFERS SURVIVE LIGHTNING STRIKE','Jul 23rd, 12:00 AM','http://www.azfamily.com/news/homepagetopstory/stories/flagstaff_local_news_072208_lightning.809f5e9d.html','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/911.jpg','OddUniverse','wide','2319','0'),
new story('POLISH TOURIST KILLED BY URINATING ON ELECTRIC LINE','Jul 23rd, 12:00 AM','http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1037177/Polish-tourist-killed-urinating-750-volt-electric-railway-line.html','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/915.jpg','OddUniverse','tall','2323','0'),
new story('TANZANIA'S ALBINOS LIVING IN FEAR','Jul 23rd, 12:00 AM','http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7518049.stm','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/918.jpg','OddUniverse','wide','2326','0'),
new story(''ALLAH MEAT' ASTOUNDS NIGERIANS','Jul 23rd, 12:00 AM','http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7520149.stm','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/910.jpg','OddUniverse','wide','2318','0'),
new story('MAN KILLED BY POLICE AFTER BEING RESCUED','Jul 23rd, 12:00 AM','http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-harbor21-2008jul21,0,7159446.story','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/920.jpg','OddUniverse','wide','2328','0'),
new story('MAN KILLS GIRLFRIEND AFTER WATCHING 'NATURAL BORN KILLERS'','Jul 22nd, 12:00 AM','http://www.jsonline.com/story/index.aspx?id=774889','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/908.jpg','OddUniverse','tall','2316','0'),
new story('BATMAN' STAR ACCUSED OF ASSAULTING MOM, SISTER','Jul 22nd, 12:00 AM','http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/07/22/AR2008072200486.html','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/907.jpg','OddUniverse','wide','2315','0'),
new story('FDA FINDS SALMONELLA STRAIN IN JALAPENO PEPPER','Jul 22nd, 12:00 AM','http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080722/ap_on_he_me/salmonella_tomatoes;_ylt=As4Sr5DrFZhRboi26vJoPR6s0NUE','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/905.jpg','OddUniverse','wide','2313','0'),
new story('SLEEP APNEA COULD CAUSE NIGHTTIME HEART ATTACKS','Jul 22nd, 12:00 AM','http://www.topnews.in/usa/study-sleep-apnea-could-cause-nighttime-heart-attacks-2815','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/906.jpg','OddUniverse','wide','2314','0'),
new story('OFFICE CUBICLE CELEBRATES 40TH ANNIVERSARY','Jul 22nd, 12:00 AM','http://www.kansascity.com/637/story/711206.html','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/897.jpg','OddUniverse','tall','2304','0'),
new story('RECORD NUMBER OF UFOS SPOTTED','Jul 22nd, 12:00 AM','http://www.canada.com/calgaryherald/news/story.html?id=12d76f32-16fe-47e4-a70c-93fa1e065af1','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/904.jpg','OddUniverse','tall','2312','0')
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