function story(headline,dateAdded,originalLink,image,submittedBy,imageOrient,storyID,commentCount,origin,headerSize) 
{
   this.headline = headline;
   this.dateAdded = dateAdded;
   this.originalLink = originalLink;
   this.image = image;
   this.submittedBy = submittedBy;
   this.imageOrient = imageOrient;
   this.storyID = storyID;
   this.commentCount = commentCount;
   this.origin = origin;
   this.headerSize = headerSize;
}
stories = new Array(
new story('PLANET-HUNTING TEAM BELIEVES OUR GALAXY COULD HARBOR 100 MILLION EARTHS','Jul 28th, 12:00 AM','http://cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2010/07/26/4756559-millions-of-earths-talk-causes-a-stir','','OddUniverse','wide','16608','0','msnbc.msn.com','Small'),
new story('WANTED TO GO BACK IN TIME','Jul 28th, 12:00 AM','','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/3902.jpg','OddUniverse','wide','16613','0','<FONT COLOR="RED">PICTURE</FONT>','Large'),
new story('OREGON POLICE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR CAT THAT CAUSED CAR CRASH','Jul 28th, 12:00 AM','http://apnews.myway.com/article/20100728/D9H88AQ01.html','','OddUniverse','wide','16601','0','myway.com','Small'),
new story('BEST STREET PARTY EVER','Jul 28th, 12:00 AM','','','OddUniverse','wide','16610','0','<FONT COLOR="RED">VIDEO</FONT>','Large'),
new story('FIREFIGHTERS DISMANTLE POLICE CAR TO RESCUE KITTEN','Jul 28th, 12:00 AM','http://apnews.myway.com/article/20100728/D9H7OAH82.html','','OddUniverse','wide','16604','0','myway.com','Small'),
new story('POOPY-TIME','Jul 28th, 12:00 AM','','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/3901.jpg','OddUniverse','tall','16612','0','<FONT COLOR="RED">PICTURE</FONT>','Large'),
new story('YOU SHALL HAVE SEX','Jul 28th, 12:00 AM','http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/sex-the-bible-says-go-for-it-20100725-10qkt.html','','OddUniverse','wide','16606','0','theage.com.au','Large'),
new story('TRANSLATOR FINED OVER CHILD PORN CARTOONS','Jul 28th, 12:00 AM','http://www.thelocal.se/27984/20100725/','','OddUniverse','wide','16605','0','thelocal.se','Small'),
new story('GEL THAT CAN HELP DECAYED TEETH GROW BACK COULD END FILLINGS ','Jul 28th, 12:00 AM','http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1297850/Gel-help-decayed-teeth-grow-end-fillings.html','','OddUniverse','wide','16609','0','dailymail.co.uk','Small'),
new story('GIRL WITH HUGE HIPS','Jul 28th, 12:00 AM','','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/3900.jpg','OddUniverse','tall','16611','0','<FONT COLOR="RED">VIDEO</FONT>','Small'),
new story('MAN PUNCHES GAS METER, CAUSING LEAK AND EVACUATIONS ','Jul 28th, 12:00 AM','http://apnews.myway.com/article/20100728/D9H88C080.html','','OddUniverse','wide','16602','0','myway.com','Small'),
new story('PENIS STOLEN FROM GRAVE','Jul 28th, 12:00 AM','http://www.policeoracle.com/news/Penis-Stolen-From-Grave_25298.html','','OddUniverse','wide','16607','0','policeoracle.com','Large'),
new story('BEAR WALKS INTO FAMILY HOME, DRINKS FROM THEIR FISHBOWL AND WALKS OFF WITH STUFFED BEAR','Jul 28th, 12:00 AM','http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/07/28/20100728bear-takes-stuffed-bear28-ON.html','','OddUniverse','wide','16603','0','azcentral.com','Small'),
new story('SGT. SQUIRREL','Jul 27th, 12:00 AM','','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/3899.jpg','OddUniverse','tall','16600','0','<FONT COLOR="RED">PICTURE</FONT>','Large'),
new story('ANSEL ADAMS PHOTOS BOUGHT AT GARAGE SALE FOR $45 WORTH $200 MILLION','Jul 27th, 12:00 AM','http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/07/27/ansel.adams.discovery/?hpt=Sbin','','OddUniverse','wide','16582','0','cnn.com','Small'),
new story('$69 HOT DOG IS WORLDS MOST EXPENSIVE','Jul 27th, 12:00 AM','http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/38426680/ns/today-foodwine/','','OddUniverse','wide','16588','0','msnbc.msn.com','Small'),
new story('MOM CLEANED BATHROOM WITH SONS TOOTHBRUSH','Jul 27th, 12:00 AM','http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/07/26/20100726pennsylvania-toothbrush-to-clean-bathroom.html','','OddUniverse','wide','16590','0','azcentral.com','Small'),
new story('COFFEE AND CRACK','Jul 27th, 12:00 AM','','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/3897.jpg','OddUniverse','tall','16599','0','<FONT COLOR="RED">PICTURE</FONT>','Large'),
new story('ARCHAEOLOGISTS DISCOVER BIGGEST RAT THAT EVER LIVED ','Jul 27th, 12:00 AM','http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/07/100726094909.htm','','OddUniverse','wide','16591','0','sciencedaily.com','Small'),
new story('TEEN SURVIVES FALL FROM HIS 16TH-FLOOR APARTMENT','Jul 27th, 12:00 AM','http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/3957063/Teen-survives-16-storey-fall','','OddUniverse','wide','16594','0','stuff.co.nz','Small'),
new story('FINGER IN BUTT CRACK SPARKS KNIFE FIGHT','Jul 27th, 12:00 AM','http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/news/weird/072310-Finger-in-Butt-Crack-Sparks-Knife-Fight','','OddUniverse','wide','16587','0','myfoxdfw.com','Small'),
new story('BACON BRA','Jul 27th, 12:00 AM','','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/3896.jpg','OddUniverse','wide','16598','0','<FONT COLOR="RED">PICTURE</FONT>','Large'),
new story('HALF OF THE DOGS IN BRITAIN COULD DIE FROM OBESITY','Jul 27th, 12:00 AM','http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/half-uk-dogs-could-die-due-to-obesity/story-e6frfku0-1225897645390','','OddUniverse','wide','16584','0','news.com.au','Small'),
new story('WOMAN LOSES HER SHIRT AFTER STEALING PANTS','Jul 27th, 12:00 AM','http://www.pjstar.com/news/x1544034096/Woman-escapes-security-after-robbing-store','','OddUniverse','wide','16586','0','pjstar.com','Small'),
new story('COW GIVES BIRTH TO TRIPLETS OF DIFFERENT BREEDS ','Jul 27th, 12:00 AM','http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/agriculture/farming/7906428/Cow-gives-birth-to-triplets-of-different-breeds.html','','OddUniverse','wide','16592','0','telegraph.co.uk','Small'),
new story('GRANDMAS BOOZE AND BONG CHRISTMAS','Jul 27th, 12:00 AM','','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/3895.jpg','OddUniverse','tall','16597','0','<FONT COLOR="RED">PICTURE</FONT>','Small'),
new story('JURY FINDS MAN GUILTY OF STARVING 3 CHILDREN','Jul 27th, 12:00 AM','http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5hZr3HGoX7b4E2-ROf8WIgHxVWWRQD9H7J5AG0','','OddUniverse','wide','16595','0','google.com','Small'),
new story('NEW JERSEY SCHOOL DROPS THE D GRADES','Jul 27th, 12:00 AM','http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38428180/ns/local_news-philadelphia_pa/','','OddUniverse','wide','16581','0','msnbc.msn.com','Small'),
new story('CAMERA SOFTWARE LETS YOU SEE INTO THE PAST ','Jul 27th, 12:00 AM','http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2010/07/camera-software-lets-you-see-into-the-past/','','OddUniverse','wide','16593','0','wired.com','Small'),
new story('GUMMY BEAR RAINBOW TRICK','Jul 27th, 12:00 AM','','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/3894.jpg','OddUniverse','tall','16596','0','<FONT COLOR="RED">PICTURE</FONT>','Small'),
new story('PARENTING MAGAZINE ACCIDENTALLY SENDS OUT GRAPHIC PHOTO OF CHILD','Jul 27th, 12:00 AM','http://www.myfoxboston.com/dpp/news/local/parenting-magazine-accidentally-sends-out-graphic-photo-of-child-in-newsletter-20100726','','OddUniverse','wide','16585','0','myfoxboston.com','Small'),
new story('GRANDMOTHER FINDS FAMILY DEAD IN HOME','Jul 27th, 12:00 AM','http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/7911452/All-my-babies-are-dead-grandmother-finds-family-dead-in-home.html','','OddUniverse','wide','16589','0','telegraph.co.uk','Small'),
new story('DOG TO BE REUNITED WITH SOLDIER HE SAVED','Jul 27th, 12:00 AM','http://www.nypost.com/p/news/international/dog_gets_his_day_haMOgDHiJOYZ3sFg3n0iBM','','OddUniverse','wide','16583','0','nypost.com','Small'),
new story('FULL FACE TRANSPLANT GIVES SPANIARD A WHOLE NEW LOOK','Jul 26th, 12:00 AM','http://www.charter.net/news/read.php?rip_id=%3CD9H6OB100%40news.ap.org%3E&ps=1012','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/3893.jpg','OddUniverse','wide','16580','0','charter.net','Small'),
new story('POOPING PIGEONS FORCE BAND FROM ST. LOUIS STAGE','Jul 26th, 12:00 AM','http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/Music/07/24/kings.of.leon.pigeons/index.html?hpt=T2','','OddUniverse','wide','16555','0','cnn.com','Small'),
new story('WOMAN SELLS HER LATE BROTHERS WAR MEDALS ON EBAY SO SHE COULD TAKE A CRUISE','Jul 26th, 12:00 AM','http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1297519/Fianc-e-dead-soldier-upset-sister-sells-medals-enjoy-cruise.html','','OddUniverse','wide','16558','0','dailymail.co.uk','Small'),
new story('VAGINA COSTUMES','Jul 26th, 12:00 AM','','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/3892.jpg','OddUniverse','wide','16579','0','<FONT COLOR="RED">PICTURE</FONT>','Large'),
new story('UNLUCKY TEEN HITS FIVE DEER IN ONE YEAR','Jul 26th, 12:00 AM','http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_ODD_DEER_MAGNET?SITE=FLTAM&SECTION=US','','OddUniverse','wide','16566','0','hosted.ap.org','Small'),
new story('THE 6 BEST KEVIN SMITH MOMENTS AT COMIC-CON','Jul 26th, 12:00 AM','http://www.ranker.com/list/6-best-kevin-smith-moments-at-comic-con/davehoward','','Brian','wide','16560','0','ranker.com','Small'),
new story('MOM WHO KILLED DAUGHTER DIES','Jul 26th, 12:00 AM','http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/24298185/detail.html','','OddUniverse','wide','16562','0','clickondetroit.com','Large'),
new story('MOTHER AND BABY','Jul 26th, 12:00 AM','','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/3891.jpg','OddUniverse','wide','16578','0','<FONT COLOR="RED">PICTURE</FONT>','Large'),
new story('PUBLIC SEX OCCURRING NEAR MUSEUM OF SCIENCE AND INDUSTRY','Jul 26th, 12:00 AM','http://cbs2chicago.com/local/MSI.public.sex.2.1820125.html','','OddUniverse','wide','16561','0','cbs2chicago.com','Small'),
new story('NAKED CYCLIST GETS HIS DAY IN COURT','Jul 26th, 12:00 AM','http://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/8286197.Naked_cyclist_gets_his_day_in_court/','','OddUniverse','wide','16569','0','bournemouthecho.co.uk','Small'),
new story('THE TOP 10 SCARIEST SEX TOYS FOR MEN','Jul 26th, 12:00 AM','http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-the-top-10-scariest-sex-toys-for-men/','','OddUniverse','wide','16572','0','thefrisky.com','Small'),
new story('FACE TUMOR','Jul 26th, 12:00 AM','','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/3890.jpg','OddUniverse','wide','16577','0','<FONT COLOR="RED">PICTURE</FONT>','Large'),
new story('20 CARTOON CHARACTERS YOU WOULD HAVE SEX WITH','Jul 26th, 12:00 AM','http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/20-cartoon-characters-we-would-have-sex-with','','OddUniverse','wide','16571','0','buzzfeed.com','Small'),
new story('COLORADO MAN SEEKS NIGERIA PRESIDENCY','Jul 26th, 12:00 AM','http://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2010/07/25/Colorado-man-to-seek-Nigeria-presidency/UPI-75411280099875/','','OddUniverse','wide','16556','0','upi.com','Small'),
new story('NASA ASTRONAUT SENDS FIRST SIGNED MESSAGE FROM ORBIT','Jul 26th, 12:00 AM','http://www.spaceref.com/news/viewpr.html?pid=31311','','OddUniverse','wide','16557','0','spaceref.com','Small'),
new story('MOUNTAIN FREEWAY LANDSLIDE','Jul 26th, 12:00 AM','','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/3889.jpg','OddUniverse','tall','16576','0','<FONT COLOR="RED">PICTURE</FONT>','Large'),
new story('THE 8 MOST OVERRATED HOME PROJECTS','Jul 26th, 12:00 AM','http://realestate.msn.com/article.aspx?cp-documentid=24921642&GT1=35000','','OddUniverse','wide','16559','0','msn.com','Small'),
new story('WOMAN LOSES HER VIRGINITY AT 32','Jul 26th, 12:00 AM','http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2010/jul/23/women-virginity-losing-age-32','','OddUniverse','wide','16570','0','guardian.co.uk','Small'),
new story('WOMEN ARE AT THEIR MOST BEAUTIFUL AT AGE 31','Jul 26th, 12:00 AM','http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/women_shealth/7897060/Women-are-at-their-most-beautiful-at-31.html','','OddUniverse','wide','16568','0','telegraph.co.uk','Small'),
new story('STONED SCHWARZENEGGER','Jul 26th, 12:00 AM','','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/3888.jpg','OddUniverse','wide','16575','0','<FONT COLOR="RED">PICTURE</FONT>','Large'),
new story('MASS GRAVE IN NORTHERN MEXICO CONTAINS 50 BODIES','Jul 26th, 12:00 AM','http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-10747300','','OddUniverse','wide','16565','0','bbc.co.uk','Small'),
new story('FAKE SHARK DEVOURS SURFER','Jul 26th, 12:00 AM','http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/07/25/ap/strange/main6712725.shtml','','OddUniverse','wide','16567','0','cbsnews.com','Large'),
new story('PIZZA DELIVERY MAN KILLS HIS SONS AND THEN HIMSELF ','Jul 26th, 12:00 AM','http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/quebec/montreal-police-believe-retired-delivery-man-killed-his-sons-then-himself/article1650614/','','OddUniverse','wide','16563','0','theglobeandmail.com','Small'),
new story('ACID ADDICT','Jul 26th, 12:00 AM','','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/3887.jpg','OddUniverse','wide','16574','0','<FONT COLOR="RED">PICTURE</FONT>','Large'),
new story('BREAST IRONING OF YOUNG GIRLS','Jul 26th, 12:00 AM','','','OddUniverse','wide','16564','0','<FONT COLOR="RED">VIDEO</FONT>','Small'),
new story('DEEP SPACE PROBE FINDS HUNDREDS OF NEW PLANETS','Jul 25th, 12:00 AM','http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1297499/Deep-space-probe-finds-hundreds-new-planets.html','','OddUniverse','wide','16549','0','dailymail.co.uk','Small'),
new story('PUB CREATES MENU FOR DOGS','Jul 25th, 12:00 AM','http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7906893/Pub-launches-menu-for-dogs.html','','OddUniverse','wide','16550','0','telegraph.co.uk','Large'),
new story('TWILIGHT MOMS','Jul 26th, 12:00 AM','','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/3886.jpg','OddUniverse','wide','16573','0','<FONT COLOR="RED">PICTURE</FONT>','Large'),
new story('ALABAMA BINGO LOSERS SUE TO GET THEIR MONEY BACK BASED ON 158-YEAR-OLD STATE LAW','Jul 25th, 12:00 AM','http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2010/07/alabama_bingo_losers_want_thei.html','','OddUniverse','wide','16552','0','blog.al.com','Small'),
new story('17 KILLED DURING GERMAN LOVE PARADE','Jul 25th, 12:00 AM','http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE66N1JV20100724?feedType=RSS&feedName=topNews','','OddUniverse','wide','16554','0','reuters.com','Small'),
new story('CONVICTED KILLER TAKES HIS CASE TO YOUTUBE','Jul 25th, 12:00 AM','http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/07/24/eveningnews/main6710097.shtml','','OddUniverse','wide','16551','0','cbsnews.com','Small'),
new story('TWENTY-YEAR OLD FROM CALIFORNIA HAS THE LONGEST TONGUE IN THE U.S.','Jul 25th, 12:00 AM','http://blogs.laweekly.com/informer/odd-news/twenty-year-old-socal-resident/','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/3885.jpg','OddUniverse','tall','16553','0','laweekly.com','Small'),
new story('ZSA ZSA GABOR IS IN CRITICAL CONDITION','Jul 24th, 12:00 AM','http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/07/24/AR2010072400530.html','','OddUniverse','wide','16513','0','washingtonpost.com','Small'),
new story('DENGUE FEVER SHOWING UP IN CENTRAL FLORIDA','Jul 24th, 12:00 AM','http://www.wesh.com/health/24343521/detail.html','','OddUniverse','wide','16539','0','wesh.com','Small'),
new story('14-YEAR-OLD MURDERS FAMILY, BURNS DOWN APARTMENT AND SLITS HIS OWN THROAT','Jul 24th, 12:00 AM','http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2010/07/23/2010-07-23_pyro_teen_slits_sisters_throats_ma__bro_die_as_he_torches_si_apt__kills_self_off.html','','OddUniverse','wide','16480','0','nydailynews.com','Small'),
new story('PUNCH IN THE NOSE','Jul 24th, 12:00 AM','','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/3884.jpg','OddUniverse','wide','16548','0','<FONT COLOR="RED">PICTURE</FONT>','Large'),
new story('BEAR TOOTS HORN, TAKES CAR ON SHORT JOYRIDE','Jul 24th, 12:00 AM','http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_ODD_GRAND_THEFT_BEAR?SITE=FLTAM&SECTION=US','','OddUniverse','wide','16514','0','ap.org','Small'),
new story('MAN CAUGHT MASTURBATING AT CHILDRENS LEMONADE STAND','Jul 24th, 12:00 AM','http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20100719/NEWS010701/307190037/Felon-s-exposure-horrifies-mom','','OddUniverse','wide','16509','0','cincinnati.com','Small'),
new story('WALKING TOASTER BREAKS RECORD','Jul 24th, 12:00 AM','http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3064756/Toaster-on-legs-breaks-record.html','','OddUniverse','wide','16515','0','thesun.co.uk','Large'),
new story('SHE IS HOOKED','Jul 24th, 12:00 AM','','http://www.odduniverse.com/storyImages/3883.jpg','OddUniverse','wide','16547','0','<FONT COLOR="RED">PICTURE</FONT>','Large'),
new story('TRANSVESTITE HAD SEX WITH DOG AT ENGLISH CASTLE','Jul 24th, 12:00 AM','http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7902348/Transvestite-had-sex-with-a-dog-at-English-Heritage-castle.html','','OddUniverse','wide','16501','0','telegraph.co.uk','Small'),
new story('WOMAN CLAIMS SCREAMING CHILD ON AIRLINE MADE HER DEAF AND BLEEDING FROM THE EARS','Jul 24th, 12:00 AM','http://www.news.com.au/travel/news/screaming-child-lands-qantas-in-court-after-sending-woman-deaf/story-e6frfq80-1225894589406','','OddUniverse','wide','16502','0','news.com.au','Small')
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